Grant a wish game

[Hanakochan10]

Granted, your package comes soon. However, the package is completely wrecked and the inventory has been ripped to shreds in a plane accident. It's also covered in acid. Have fun! ^^

I wish my the water would come out of my ear! OTZ

[Mr. Flix]

Granted, but it took the other way, now it's at your brain (and believe me, that hurts!)

I wish for everything!

[Silver1412]

Granted, you now own the Every Thing That's Wrong With The Universe.

I wish I never had characters from various anime speaking in my head.

[Magical Mystery]

Granted, but instead of a few characters, you now hear the voices of every movie in your head.

I wish my sinuses didn't hurt so much during the spring weather.

[redangelran]

granted, it will hurt after spring

I wish I would have high grades

[Magical Mystery]

Granted. But wait - You took the wrong classes. You have to take the right classes and get it right.

I wish a famous chef would come to my house and teach me to cook better.

[miikosan]

Granted, but you never get to eat the food you made.

I wish I am more self-motivated.

[Hanakochan10]

Granted. However, the person granting your wish was confused after looking it up, and thought you asked to be LESS self-motivated, so that's what you got.

I wish.. That I had plushies of the adorable chibi DC characters in miikosan's signature! So cute~ <3 Especially Shiho/Sherry-chan!

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And a package came to your doorstep. After signing for this large box and opening the box, you can't contain your joy and squealed so loud the dogs throughout the neighbourhood barked in concert with you. All of the chibi characters in miikosan's signature came, so the notice found on the top of the box says. All of them would be 5 inches tall, in scale. You threw aside the notice and dug into the box. Your hands came out empty. You turned the box upside down to pour all of the content out.
On the floor lies all of the chibi dolls scratched up. Conan with torn limbs; Akai's shotgun stuck in Araide's crossed arms; Conan's soccer ball dropped on Vermouth's legs and breaking them; Gin's gun and arm stuck in the hole in Jodie's glasses, which is attached only to her head; and Shiho was not to be found. Shaking the box, little grounded pieces of plastic came coming down. Parts of a lab coat and Shiho's distinctive hair colour could be seen.

I wish... I would never thirst again.

[Mr. Flix]

Granted. However, as you're not thirsty anymore, you don't drink anymore, you mouth becomes dry and you can not speak properly^^

I wish that the wish of the next person shall be granted without a twist

[Hanakochan10]

Granted, although seeing as I have no wish right now, good luck with that.

I wish for nothing

[Mr. Flix]

Granted, you have now nothing at all... That's what you wished for, without a twist

I wish people weren't so mean^^

[Hanakochan10]

Granted. They are now all 0.0000.00000000.000000000001% less mean.

I wish the bathroom was freed up! >.<

[miikosan]

Granted, because it is stinking to high heaven.

I wish the person who will grant my wish of not failing any classes will not twist it up.

[Hanakochan10]

Granted, instead I'll twist it DOWN. Oh, you didn't fail any classes, because the day before that your parents enrolled you into the army. Have fun dying, soldier!

I wish I had more delicious strawberries~!