Grant a wish game

[Mr. Flix]

Granted, but you forgot all other languages.

I wish to be a Genius

@,@

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RB:
Suddenly, your brain is filled with thousands of years of the Japanese language (from its beginning to now). But Gosho Aoyama and all his assistants was charred beyond recovery the instant you learned all of it. And the TV station with all the materials exploded from a terrorist strike because they weren't getting the ending fast enough.

For Flix:
While you're walking across the street, you became so smart you lose your ability to do anything normally, like controlling the muscles you use everyday (including walking and talking) and grammatical impairment. A car hits you (accidentally of course) and you go in a coma. No one in the world will ever figure out your genius. Possibly even yourself.

I wish I knew what to do about this complicating thing I'm in.

[phreak_91]

Granted, but it's too complicated and you can't handle it.

I wish Silver-chan and I lived in the same time zone.

[Mr. Flix]

Granted, but now timezones are huge and you live lightyears apart

I wish that Ai would be true 

[phreak_91]

Granted, but she hates you and is after your life.

I wish rubber bands wouldn't always snap on me.

[Aokochan]

Granted, but instead everybody slaps you.
I wish I had seen the moon the day before yesterday.

[phreak_91]

Granted, but it turned you into a vicious werelion with no self control whatsoever.

I wish that all of Earth was in the same time zone and that science backed that up.  I miss Silver...

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Suddenly, 25 stars appeared out of nowhere and surrounded the planet earth in a spherical fashion, making EVERYDAY just as bright. Meaning every hour looks exactly the same. no need for timezones when you don't have "nighttime" to tell you to go to bed.
The other planets have disintegrated without any knowledge of the fragments of planets. The world is getting a little bit too hot for everyone to live on. At least you have a day to say goodbye to silver before the world really succumbs to global warming. You're going to really miss her and everyone else. (me too).

I wish for more time.

[phreak_91]

Granted, but you don't have anything to do with it.

I wish my fingers didn't get blisters.

[Silver1412]

Granted, you don't have any fingers.

I wish I wasn't in a bad mood.

[Magical Mystery]

Granted, but now everybody else is in a bad mood.

I wish I had more imagination.

[miikosan]

Granted, you are now resulting in being locked up in a mental ward because your imaginations "ran wild."

I wish the Detective Conan universe was real.

[Hanakochan10]

Granted, but Conan and the DB visited you (i have no idea why) And now you and your family are dead, except for your mother/father, who is the murderer.

I wish.. My ice cream shake didn't have creepy lumps in it!

[Mr. Flix]

Granted, now it only consists of those

I wish that anything goes well the weekend after the next xD

[redangelran]

everything goes well next week and the week after that, but everything goes wrong the week after that XD

I wish for peace