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The DB's reaction to finding AiCon H-doujinshi.
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Conan: deedahdeedahdeedah
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Conan: Cara Mia...
Haibara: Öh...

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Conan (window): What the...!
RobCon: Master Haibara, I found the other Conan.
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Borealis wrote: Image
Conan: deedahdeedahdeedah
*cookies for everyone who gets the reference*
Superman/Smallville?

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They've seen him skateboard over towers, surviving an avalanche straight on, dodging barrages of bullets. Now for his next feat, Conan will attempt to jump 3 storey high without using his charge-shoes
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The DB's reaction to finding AiCon H-doujinshi.
...The creepy part is that Mitsuhiko doesn't look all that off-put. ...He almost looks happy o_o;;
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The question here is not "Who is the murder?" but rather "Where did these kids get all those tiny suits?"

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Yukiko: Ran, dear, what were you just about to do with him?
Ran: U-Uh, nothing. Just...take him home, that's all.
Yukiko: So why does he look so out of it?
Ran: H-He's...just tired that's all.
Yukiko: ...You're sure you didn't hypnotize him with your unicorn powers?
Ran: No! I didn't hypnotize him! Right Sh-Conan?
Conan: Yes, mistress.
Ran: Gah, damn it. Caught in the act.

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Yukiko: Hehe, remember how you had a bath with Ran?
Conan: That...that didn't happen, you can't prove-
Yukiko: It was me.
Conan: ................
Yukiko: In disguise.
Conan: ................
Yukiko: Hah, just kidding. ...the look on your face. Heheheh~

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Conan: OAO Is this...Is this legal? ...On...On more than one level are we breaking the law?

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Shinichi: ...and as usual, Megure, if you could keep my involvement under wraps that would be great.
Megure: A-All right, boy, I need to know: why so modest all of a sudden?
Shinichi: I just think that I've been taking the spotlight too long and that the police need to be recognized for good work.
Megure: Are...Are you real?

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Conan: Whoo! I've figured out what I want to be when I grow up!
Shiratori: A police officer?
Conan: Pff, no.
Shiratori: A detective?
Conan: No-Geez, look at my hand. There's a hint for you.
Shiratori: ...A...A chef...?
Conan: Yeah~!  :D

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Ran: You. You brat.
Conan: Wh-What? What did I do-?
Ran: You kept something from me. You've kept it for a long time.
Conan: Wh-What do you mean? I haven't-
Ran: Oh yes you have. Sonoko told me.
Conan: Look, I can-Wait, Sonoko...?
Ran: You can't hide it anymore. I know who you are.
Conan: ...Would you...enlighten me?
Ran: Certainly--Harry Potter!
Conan: Ah...Ahahahah... *thinking* Well, it's better than my real identity, but how am I going to get her out of that line of thinking?
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sonoci wrote:
Callid wrote: Image
The DB's reaction to finding AiCon H-doujinshi.
...The creepy part is that Mitsuhiko doesn't look all that off-put. ...He almost looks happy o_o;;
All in all, I'd say that the other DB's doesn't look that put off either. It seems to be only Conan and Ai for some reason :-X
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nomemory wrote:
sonoci wrote:
Callid wrote: Image
The DB's reaction to finding AiCon H-doujinshi.
...The creepy part is that Mitsuhiko doesn't look all that off-put. ...He almost looks happy o_o;;
All in all, I'd say that the other DB's doesn't look that put off either. It seems to be only Conan and Ai for some reason :-X
It's simple. Ayumi doesn't get it (:P), and Mitsuhiko and Genta realize that'd also mean Ayumi is available :P
Ai's face is just great, though XD
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Yamamura: Please teach me how to make that expression so people take me seriously!!!
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Takagi: Hey, Satou-san. Instead of getting married and eventually having children, how about we secretly adopt Conan? I mean, It's not like I've ever seen his parents, and I can avoid the risk of being killed by the other officers.
Satou: Takagi! how many times do I have to tell you to stop asking that? And stealing children? First It was that kid with those funny looking animals. Then, it was that kid with that tail...

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Yukiko: Shut up! Can't you see we're having a mother/son boding moment?
Yamamura: But the body-
Yukiko: What about it? It's not going anywhere. 

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Takagi: Satou, isn't this kidnapping-?
Satou: Pft, no! We're obviously going to need him for the crime we're headed to and it's not like we're going to ask for a ransom!
Conan: Well, considering the legal definition is "unlawfully seizing and carrying away a person by force or seizing and detaining a person against his or her will with an intent to carry that person away at a later time" and there's a delicious hamburger you forcefully pulled me away from, yeah this is kidnapping.
Satou: Well then deal with it. We're the police.

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Yamamura: ...I'm a big fan and all, but...what is up with your shoulders ma'am?

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Conan: Pah. I can't believe I kept that promise to her all those years ago. "Ran will never like you if you're a Gary Stu! Sing badly on purpose and she'll fall into your arms!" ...I mean, I guess it sorta worked, but damn it all I hate being teased about it.

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Professor Agasa took the Detective Boys to see Romeo and Juliet on Stage

This is what happened during Act 1 Scene 5 Wen Romeo KISSES Juliet
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Takagi: Um... Sato-san? Why are we going to the mall?
Sato: There's a sale!
Takagi: But why are you bringing Conan and me then...?
Sato: Well I need someone to carry my bags!
Conan and Takagi: -_-

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Yamamura: Oh please all mighty Kudo-san, give me the answer to life!
Yukiko and Conan: It's 42, now leave us alone so we can think.

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Conan *thinking about the past*: That damn woman, always making me play the recorder when I was there for violin lessons... And even going as far as to smack me when I tried to tell her.

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sstimson wrote:
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Professor Agasa took the Detective Boys to see Romeo and Juliet on Stage

This is what happened during Act 1 Scene 5 Wen Romeo KISSES Juliet
nah, this is the DB reaction to a Kiss scene

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