The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Borealis]

Heiji: Hey, since the girls are having a moment, shouldn't we have one too?
Conan: Hell no!

Heiji: Aw, come on, just a little
Conan: OK, so far but not any closer

[ShinRan4ver]

From 517, Lightning and Shadow

Spoiler:

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[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5175.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5176.png[/img]

[Jecka]

Spoiler:

Why do I think something will happen to this ball will in 10 seconds?


Is this another Magical Girl anime?


Ran: Shinichi?
Shinichi: R-ran? Sorry, I'm watching the end of movie 14 and you called at an arkward time.


Ran: I see. Good-bye.
Conan:*Thinking* She bought it?


Heiji: What did you say to her?
Conan: Oh, you know... *thinking* Ok, Even I'm not sure if I know

[sonoci]

Episode 516 Furinkazan Case

Spoiler:

Kogoro: What...are those?
Ran: I...don't believe it.
Conan: I've heard of that! It's called captioning! Oh my god, the buggers!


Heiji: ...Hey, what are they doing?
Kogoro: Yeah, I don't get it.
Conan: Why are you looking to me? How am I supposed to know?
Kogoro: Well, I thought you would've watched a documentary on TV or something, since that's how you know everything else.


Conan: Man, it's a good thing I wear glasses.
Heiji: Yeah, otherwise my hair would have poked your eye out a second ago.


Conan put on one of those things to scare away the birds.
He instead scared away Ran and Kazuha.


Kogoro: This is it, right? Your cool look.
Kansuke: You know, it takes more than looks to be cool. ...but yeah, that is the look.


Ran wanted to consult a friend for once when she had suspicions of Conan being Shinichi. Apparently Kazuha wasn't as willing to go along with the idea as Ran initially thought.


Fire: Oooooh! I'm a ghost!
Conan: *sigh* Not this guy again.
Heiji: *sigh* Quiet you, we're trying to solve a case.
Fire: Wh-What? But...I'm terrifying!
Conan: No, you're annoying. Go away.


After solving so many murders, Heiji finally decided to try it himself. He found it surprisingly stimulating.

Spoiler:

Ran: I'm telling you Shinichi! I want to adopt Conan!
Shinichi: Whoa whoa whoa, hold on! Adoption? We...We'd need to be a couple for that! A-And Conan has parents!

Ran: Does he? Well, I can fix that, Shinichi. I'm sure I could work out something.
Conan: *thinking* Oh damn, I know that look. She will kill anything in her way when it comes to her "I must have the cute" mode. o_o;;


Heiji: I wonder what Kazuha meant when she said "I really like you Heiji!" ...Is she actually such a loyal follower of mine?
Conan: Oh. My. God. I should throw you in a ditch and end that poor girl's misery.

[ShinRan4ver]

The rest from 517

Spoiler:

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[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5171.png[/img]

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[sonoci]

Spoiler:

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Heiji: Hey, hey! Look at this!
*swing*
Heiji: Cool huh?
Guy: Gah!
Within a few minutes, the building began to burn down due to the dropped torch.

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Conan: Sorry, but you're butt ugly. Here's a new face for you! *kicks ball*

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5172.png[/img]
Heiji: You know, Kudo, if anyone comes in here it's not going to look good.
Conan: Who says anyone's going to see anything if they come in here?
Heiji: You are diabolical.

[ShinRan4ver]

From 509- Red, White, Yellow and DBz

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5090.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5092.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5093.png[/img]
AiXMitsuhiko ship collector item

[Jecka]

Spoiler:

I'm sorry -_-;
[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5090.png[/img]
Haibara: What is this Kudo-kun? Sexual harassment in school?
Conan: Why do you have to make every little thing I do a bad thing?

I know it's not original but...
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"The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva, into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out."

[sonoci]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5090.png[/img]
Haibara: Don't play innocent with me, that hand was not aimed at my shoulder originally.
Conan: C-Come on. You have to admit it's a strange thing for you to be so developed at such a young age. One wonders if they're real-
Haibara: Keep going with this line of thought. I dare you.

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5092.png[/img]
Conan: *thinking* Oh yeah, I get yelled at when I touch your shoulder but you have a free pass for mine.

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5093.png[/img]
Mitsuhiko: *thinking* Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh, I've seen this before! Isn't this what happens before a kiss? AAAAAAAAAAAAH
Haibara: *thinking* I knew it, he was the one that stole my facial cleanser. Only that would be able to make his skin so soft. ...the little bastard.

[ShinRan4ver]

509-510

Spoiler:

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[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5094.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5100.png[/img]

[Jecka]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5091.png[/img]
Conan: *Speaking to the audiance*Ever since we first met I've had the feeling I've been watched all day.
Ai: All night too. Don't forget about last week.
Conan: Oh yeah. Thanks for that.

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5094.png[/img]
We've got a problem. I think I've got Beiber fever.

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5100.png[/img]
Ai:There he is *doki doki*
Conan: Now I see, Haibara has found a new love intrest.
Okiya: Well, I am pretty hot.

[sstimson]

KID: That might have nicked my hat, but I "Borrowed" Steed's Hat

Spoiler:

As the Avengers might be before your time a small note:

I refer to John Steed and to quote Wikipedia abut his hat:

The bowler was metal plated and very hard, it could stop bullets and knock down opponents. His bowler and umbrella were in fact his favorite weapons.

The bowler mentioned was his hat.

From here

[ShinRan4ver]

From 510

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5101.png[/img]

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5103.png[/img]

[Jecka]

Spoiler:

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5101.png[/img]
Sonoko: Shinichi just tweeted something: "Man, I hate elementary school." He's going after children now?
Ran: Sonoko, he's obviously re-learning everything since he hasn't been in school.
Sonoko:*Thinking* Yep, denial.

[img width=600]http://i1261.photobucket.com/albums/ii5 ... u/5103.png[/img]
Conan: Ok when I fold this paper, you will all be hypnotized and will look at the Greatest Person in Japan for the remainder of the school year.
The plan was full-proof with the exception of a random classmate and Mitsuhiko who had other thoughts on their mind.

[Borealis]

Spoiler:

Conan: Oh God, what is up with her eyes?!


Hey boy, we found your soccer ball in Alaska, catch!
Shinichi: WTF?
(inspired by this: http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20 ... laska?lite )



Heiji/Conan: Killi'n time!


Sonoko: Ugh, what the.... Ran, what kind of pictures do you keep on your phone?
Ran: Better not watch the videos


Student on the left: Sensei, why does only Conan have fully drawn eyes in this scene.
Teacher(sorry, I can't remember how she is spelled): Because you are less then a meaningless side character. You are going to be that all your life.
Mizuhiko: Hey, and what about Genta and me?!
Teacher: You are not part of the harem.