The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[sonoci]

Whoa, things are going really fast D: It's hard to keep up

Spoiler:

Conan: Haibara, what are you doing?
Haibara: Putting in my contacts.
Conan: You have-
Haibara: Yeah, I do. ...If you think I'm going to wear clunky, tacky glasses all the time like you, you are GRAVELY mistaken.


Everyone: GASP!
Kobayashi: Oh...Oh my gosh, I don't believe it!
Genta: Yeah! ...He didn't finish his dinner! What a waste!


The aftermath of Kogoro's decision to not give his blessing to Shinichi and Ran.


Enemy scan:
Name - Gin
HP - 9999
Level - Mega
Strengths - Being evil
Weakness - Inability to suspect children


Unbeknownst to Haibara until this moment, Jodie is a ConAi fan


Conan: Whoa, how is Ran's voice coming out of both phones?
Ran: ...I'm right beside you, that's how.


While playing truth or dare, Chiba chose dare. Now Takagi is preparing a wet willy. Chiba regrets his decision.


Satou: I had a feeling you were behind my missing wedding dress.
Yumi: It wash jusht a jokeh!


Kogoro: Geez, have some decency. You wouldn't want to kill us by kissing while driving, would you?
Conan: I don't think that's the problem here.


Satou: Really? They actually had a nice cheap Princess Leia costume I could wear?
Takagi: Oh...lord. o///o


Kobayashi: Well? Do I look like that Satou woman?
Ayumi & Mitsuhiko: Wow, yeah!
Genta: You're not her? o_o
Conan: Huh, didn't know someone other than me had a non-related lookalike.
Haibara: I don't care. -_-


Genta: Conan, what are y-
Conan: Shhh! I'm hiding. ...Alright, let's see. It's half past five. ...Damn, that's at least five hours before Ran decides to go to bed, and I don't know how long this hiding place is going to last. Genta, you're going to have to help me escape.


Takagi: Satou hates the smurfs!? But...I've already died half my face blue!


Eisuke's fate when he tried to sign up to the FBI: they threw him in the recycling.


Kogoro: This isn't Yoko!


Ran: Wh-What does "ShinRan" mean?
Conan: Better question - the hell is "AiCon"?


Eisuke: What...are you-?
Conan: *thinking* Damn this accident prone nut must be immune to pain. *bites as hard as he can*


Conan: Ran...you meanie. T^T
Ran: A-Ah! I-I'm sorry! D-Don't make that face! D:


Eisuke: Why is everything magnetically attracted to my head!?

[ShinRan4ver]

Whoa, things are going really fast D: It's hard to keep up

Spoiler:

Conan: Haibara, what are you doing?
Haibara: Putting in my contacts.
Conan: You have-
Haibara: Yeah, I do. ...If you think I'm going to wear clunky, tacky glasses all the time like you, you are GRAVELY mistaken.


Everyone: GASP!
Kobayashi: Oh...Oh my gosh, I don't believe it!
Genta: Yeah! ...He didn't finish his dinner! What a waste!


The aftermath of Kogoro's decision to not give his blessing to Shinichi and Ran.


Enemy scan:
Name - Gin
HP - 9999
Level - Mega
Strengths - Being evil
Weakness - Inability to suspect children


Unbeknownst to Haibara until this moment, Jodie is a ConAi fan


Conan: Whoa, how is Ran's voice coming out of both phones?
Ran: ...I'm right beside you, that's how.


While playing truth or dare, Chiba chose dare. Now Takagi is preparing a wet willy. Chiba regrets his decision.


Satou: I had a feeling you were behind my missing wedding dress.
Yumi: It wash jusht a jokeh!


Kogoro: Geez, have some decency. You wouldn't want to kill us by kissing while driving, would you?
Conan: I don't think that's the problem here.


Satou: Really? They actually had a nice cheap Princess Leia costume I could wear?
Takagi: Oh...lord. o///o


Kobayashi: Well? Do I look like that Satou woman?
Ayumi & Mitsuhiko: Wow, yeah!
Genta: You're not her? o_o
Conan: Huh, didn't know someone other than me had a non-related lookalike.
Haibara: I don't care. -_-


Genta: Conan, what are y-
Conan: Shhh! I'm hiding. ...Alright, let's see. It's half past five. ...Damn, that's at least five hours before Ran decides to go to bed, and I don't know how long this hiding place is going to last. Genta, you're going to have to help me escape.


Takagi: Satou hates the smurfs!? But...I've already died half my face blue!


Eisuke's fate when he tried to sign up to the FBI: they threw him in the recycling.


Kogoro: This isn't Yoko!


Ran: Wh-What does "ShinRan" mean?
Conan: Better question - the hell is "AiCon"?


Eisuke: What...are you-?
Conan: *thinking* Damn this accident prone nut must be immune to pain. *bites as hard as he can*


Conan: Ran...you meanie. T^T
Ran: A-Ah! I-I'm sorry! D-Don't make that face! D:


Eisuke: Why is everything magnetically attracted to my head!?

Dam, these are really good, the ShinRan, Aicon one is awesome.

Spoiler:

The moment Shiratori sunk into endless despair.



The Hidden talents of Mouri Kogoro.


Kir: BO stands for Bikegang Organization




The Master and the Apprentice, see the difference?


Breaking News: Conan is actually King Arthur

Spoiler: extra

[Callid]

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And this is where the title "Full Score of Fear" comes from...

[Kleene Onigiri]

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Conan: Crap.... I forgot the music homework!

[ShinRan4ver]

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Conan's Soccer Belly.

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Ayumi: Ayumi didn't lie, Ayumi's hubbie saw it too.
Conan: Yeah I saw it too, oh wait, hubbie?

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In an emergency, Conan's forehead can be used as a source of light.

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A DB slumber party.

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Conan: Kogoro O-chan, I am out of tranquilizer needle and soccer ballz so bear with it.
Kogoro: That means you will knock me out with that bucket??!!?

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[Aokochan]

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Conan: Haibara, when you imagine people, why do you imagine them in weird colors? Besides, why is everyone orange, while you imagine me in blue?
Ai: Because orange is more vivid, while blue reminds me of death.
Conan: What are you trying to tell me? That I remind you of death? That the BO is going to kill me soon?
Ai: Nooo...
Agasa(off-screen): Who are you talking to, Ai?   :-\

[Tsukuyo]

Spoiler:

Damn Haibara! she gave me the wrong Pill!

[ShinRan4ver]

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Sleeping Kogoro: Pay no attention to the brat behind the chair.

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Shiratori showing off his Gunz.

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Takagi's reaction to the Bourbon plot

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Everyone's reaction to the news that Okiya is actually Eisuke.

Spoiler: extra

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[sonoci]

Not to spoil the fun or anything, but could you slow down a tad, ShinRan4ver? It's kind of hard to keep up with all of the new pictures flowing in.  D:

Spoiler:

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Chiba: What's that splotch of brown on Takagi's face?
Shiratori: ...That's my hair.

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Ran: Dad, are you-?
Kogoro: Reading? Why yes. Did you think I was some unrefined simpleton? Hah.
Ran: Uh, I was going to say Are you aware that book is upside-down?

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Conan didn't have any tranquilizers, so he had to go with the soccer ball belt and shoes.

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The Black Organization: their main goal is to not stand out. That's why on weekends, they do motorcycle stunts in the middle of traffic.

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Kaito: Don't worry guys, I'll go get help!
Conan: ...He's not coming back, the f*****.

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Mitsuhiko: ARMY
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DIVE!

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Ayumi: Conan, what are you doing?
Conan: Screw the gadgets, I got a hyping sword!

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Conan just figured out that Anokata's weakness is singing. Can he learn to carry a tune in time to save the day!?

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Eisuke: Duck for cover!
Conan: FROM WHAT!? YOU'RE THE ONLY DANGEROUS THING AROUND HERE!

Spoiler:

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Haibara: What do you have to say for yourself?
Conan: I-I'm sorry.
Haibara: Hmmmmmmmmm?
Conan: ...Mistress Haibara.
Haibara: Better.

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Conan is trying to create a new sport.
It's going...sort of eh.

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Conan: *sigh* I told you Ayumi-
Ayumi: And I told you that I'd never give up on you!
Conan: *thinking* I wonder how difficult it'd be to get a restraining order as a kid.

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Conan: All right, I just need the Light, Shadow, and Spirit medallion and I'll be able to fight Ganon! (please excuse the fact that he doesn't have the Light Medallion as I AM aware that that's the first one Link gets in OoT. I can't change the picture.)

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Conan: ...and this is why you guys aren't allowed to touch my stuff.

Spoiler:

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Kogoro: Uh, kid? You're supposed to dump the water onto the fire.
Conan: ............................I know.
Kogoro: Then why-
Conan: Forget the prank you set up already?
Kogoro: ................. oxo'

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Scar!Akai: Hah! I knew all that time playing CoD would come in handy someday! Now I can tell when people are sniping me like it's second nature!

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Satou: Conan, where are you going?
Conan: Uh, home?
Takagi: What? But...you never leave crime scenes!
Conan: No, I never leave murder scenes. This is just a stupid theft. No one even died.

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Takagi: Satou...I think we're being watched.
Conan: Yeah, dumb@$$, we're down here.

OR

Takagi: Who...is that?
Conan: Slenderman. When he ate Ayumi's face, we said we'd get him some other people to eat. Sorry, but you were the most gullible.

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Ayumi and Mitsuhiko: Whoa, we're orange!
Genta: Hey, why is Conan blue?
Conan: Better question is: Why is Haibara normal? ...Though I think I know the answer to that one.
Haibara: *snicker*

Spoiler:

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Megure: *thinking* I wonder how many crimes he'll solve before Conan realizes I can see him almost every time?

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Shiratori's reaction when Gosho told him he'd get a love interest.

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Takagi: Wha-What happened to my hair!?
Gosho: I changed it.
Takagi: My glorious tan!?
Gosho: Changed it.
Takagi: How could you!? The fans loved me the way I was!
Gosho: Well, I did improve one thing. Unfortunately, the audience will never see. You and Satou will be happy though.

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Anokata revealed: THE CAMERAMAN!

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You've used the Shiny stone!
Your Detective Boys are evolving into Greedy Little Bastards!

Spoiler:

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Genta: Whoa look, it's Yaiba!
Ayumi: Ah, Gomera. If only I could control you. Then Conan would be all mine~
Satou: Wait, Ayumi, what?
Ayumi: Uh-Wow, Gomera is so big and cool and strong! ...one day his power will belong to me.

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Ran tried to get in a word on what movie they would watch.
It was girly.
The response was appropriate.

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Lucky thing that they took the photo when they did - a second later Conan fell into the box.

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Ran: Were you a goood boy Conan?
Conan: U-Uh...yeah.
Ran: Hoping for some good presents?
Conan: Yeah.
Ran: Going to tell me you're Shinichi?
Conan: Ye-Wait.
Ran: *a second away from snapping into insanity*
Seriously, something about Ran's face in this one...just isn't right.

[ShinRan4ver]

Sorry about that sonoci. I will slow down a little bit.

Spoiler:

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Kogoro's Violin skills is on par with Conan's singing

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[sonoci]

Nothing to worry about ^^ Good one with the violin by the way \o/

Spoiler:

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The latest murderer of the week put a poison tipped spike at the end of the violin. Poor Kogoro never saw it coming.

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Kazuha: Yeah! Osakan head massages are the best!
Heiji: Fufufufufu, you'll never have headaches again!
Conan: I disagree.

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Ai: Come on... Come on... Move away from the computer. There isn't anything suspect on that computer involving Kudo, oh no. Nothing relating to the reason I wanted to secretly give him an antidote. Just some APTX research you wouldn't understand.

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Takagi: *sob* I can't believe Gosho was so desperate to pair off Haibara that...
Haibara: What's that, my love?
Satou: Let's sing karaoke, kids!

[Memesu]

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Gin: Seems I start to sparkle again in the sun.

...I hate you.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

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Missing letters, eh?

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Thinking on top of an octopus allow your brain to operate 8 times faster.

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Haibara is not amused by the flying Crocboat.

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Conan and Kogoro are entranced by Ran's magical pocket.

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[sonoci]

Spoiler:

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Conan: Pft, don't know what that weird woman meant by 'You're safe from Kaitou Kid here'.

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Even Satou is more childlike than Haibara.

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Ran: Ah, right. I wanted to see if you knew what this was Dad.
Kogoro: Huh? What is it?
Ran: Some weird capsule.
Conan: Really? Where'd you find it?
Ran: Tropical Land.

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Kaito: Is...Is that helicopter small enough to fit through that window? ._.

[ShinRan4ver]

Spoiler:

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Takagi: ??!? Shiratori is the Boss???!

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