Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[redangelran]

The management denies the existence of Vermouth's porn movies and anyone watching them in HQ will be fired set on fire.

But watching them in low quality is still allowed, right?

ahahahaha XD

[Suutashi]

I will not hire anyone to play Taps every time Gin enters or exits H.Q.

[Commi-Ninja]

I won't try to teach anyone the rules of "Tig".

(If you don't know what that is... Go watch the cast audio commentary on The Lord of the Rings extended edition DVD/Blurays.)

[Suutashi]

I will not swap out Gin's trench coat with one that is colored to resemble an Easter egg.

I will not attach white bunny ears to Vodka's hat.

[redangelran]

I will not make a wig out of Gin's hair

[mangaluva]

We will not go on an Easter Egg hunt. Not even if I "spice it up" by putting small grenades inside of some of the eggs.

[redangelran]

We will not go on an Easter Egg hunt. Not even if I "spice it up" by putting small grenades inside of some of the eggs.

or wasabi.

[Commi-Ninja]

It is not okay to dress Korn up as the Easter Bunny.  Though the side-effect of scarring small children for life might be amusing, it is not conducive to the subtlety our HQ requires.

[mangaluva]

We will not go egg rolling with live grenades.

[Silver1412]

I will NOT tell everybody that a chick costume is our new uniform ~nya. They might actually take it seriously. (Just imagine! Gin in a suit like that... NYAHAHA!!!)

[sstimson]

We will not go on an Easter Egg hunt.

Oh yes we will! WE will hunt Easter eggs and bag (shoot) them. The agent with the lowest count will be a rabbit in the next BO fox hunt.( Like an English Fox hunt but using an agent dressed in a rabbit suit for the fox. They get a five minute start before Gin and the others starting hunting them)

[Stopwatch]

(Like an English Fox hunt but using an agent dressed in a rabbit suit for the fox.

Oi! That's banned over here! D: D:, especially the killing people in dress-up part

We will not go on murdering rampages without some proper reason to murder them, yes, that includes you, Vermouth

[Borealis]

We will not go on murdering rampages without some proper reason to murder them, yes, that includes you, Vermouth

"I was bored" does not count as propper reason

[Silver1412]

We will not go on murdering rampages without some proper reason to murder them, yes, that includes you, Vermouth

"I was bored" does not count as propper reason

Nor does: The Easter Bunny made me do it ~nya.

[Commi-Ninja]

While "Gin made me do it" may sound like a plausible excuse, I definitely shouldn't use it on him.  He won't be amused.  At all.  Ever.