The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Procyon]

Ran: What a cute little boy!
Conan: Nope. Chuck Testa.

[phreak_91]

Wasn't that a girl, not a boy?

[Sato]

No, a girl.

More captions! One more! Conan-kun's hair is funny. XD

Spoiler:

[Aokochan]

Spoiler: captions

Come on Heiji, everybody knows I'm the best detective of the world!

Heiji: Oh! You're so cute, little kid!

Can you repeat what you just said? Or do you want me to do this all the time?

H-heiji... What did you do to Conan?

Heiji: Eeeh?? What are you talking about?
Conan: I'll never say what you want me to say! I'm the best!

Spoiler:

ELYON <3333333333333333333

Spoiler:

So you also love Elyon? *glomps* <333

[Conia]

Heiji: I'm sorry, could you repeat what you said? I was distracted thinking how awesome I am.

[sonoci]

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Conan: Wow, can't believe we're actually using those funny style backgrounds. I thought this was a mostly serious show.


Conan: Why do you always pet me?
Heiji: Ahaha! That's because I think of you like my dog!
Conan: ...I will kill you painfully and slowly. Be ready for it when the time comes.


Heiji: I hear hilarity~~~


*Conan just finished explaining everything that happened to him to Takagi*
Takagi: .........................That's...complicated. ........................Can I go back to not knowing?


Heiji: Wh-What do you mean you think h-he looks like Kudo? Th-That's just nuts!
Conan: *thinking* Yeah, especially if you keep messing my hair. Soon I won't look like myself but Kaito instead.

EDIT: GUESS WHAT GUYS, I HAVE A TON OF PICS THIS TIME. BOOHAHAHA

Spoiler: New Pics + Captions

Shinichi: Agasa....God damn it, another window? Really?
Agasa: ;-;


And here we have what would happen if Conan and Shinichi were different people.
The world turns orange.
...
Weird.


Ran: Hm? What's wrong Conan?
Conan: *thinking* WHAT THE HELL. That last lie made my nose grow longer! DAMN IT HAIBARA, YOU'VE TURNED ME INTO PINOCCHIO


Ran: You know, the world's pretty beautiful when I get the chance to appreciate it.
Conan: Yeah, even rain is peaceful.
Ran: ...
Conan: ...
Ran: How much you wanna bet a body will fall within five minutes?
Conan: I've got 5000 yen on me, how about you?


Conan: ..........Oh pofa what did I do last night?


Conan: Hello dear viewers. Just here to remind those who don't really watch the opening that I'm Shinichi. You've probably forgotten by now otherwise.


Conan *as Shinichi on phone*: R-Ran, can...can we talk l-later?
Ran: Why?
Conan: N-N-No reason.
Ran: ...Are you outside?
Conan: Uh. Y-Y-Yeah. C-Culprit gone nuts. Ch-Chased me out here.


Shinichi: *sigh* It's tough being an adorable man. No one takes you seriously.


Ran: OH MY GOSH. I...I can't believe it.
Shinichi: I know, I should've told you sooner-
Ran: You had such a growth spurt Conan! Good for you!
Shinichi: .........The obliviousness...it hurts.


Ran: Look Agasa! I found a girlfriend!
Agasa: Well, it would be boyfr-Actually no, you're right.
(am I the only one that somehow sees Ran as being more manly in this picture?)


Shinichi: Wait, Ran, what are you doing here? This is the station for bus'd characters to wait for their turn to get back in the plot. You're a main character!
Ran: Yeah, well...I haven't really been doing much, so to save money, they just got a cardboard stand-in for the regular cases.
Shinichi: Oooh, that's rough.


On a bad Monday morning, Shinichi mistakenly started to eat his hand.


Behold: Shinichi at a rave.


Shinichi's reaction when Ran's response to all of his hardships was "cool story bro".


Shinichi: Aw. Here Ran. Just for you I'll play the world's smallest violin.
Ran: >: /


The moment above is the unveiling of the boss

OR

Shinichi just learned that the DB were going to solve a case without him. He prays for the future.


Shinichi: NO! Shhh! Only I can speak!


Shinichi: Haters gunna hate.


Ran and Shinichi were playing a thrilling game of "Worst case scenario truth or dare" when this oddly familiar scenario came up
Shinichi: Alright. If I were to - through some method or another - turn back into a seven year old kid and - by some chance - we were to be in love, would you make out with me?
Ran: U-Uh.... Heh, you know what? That's too crazy. Why not? Sure, I would!
Shinichi has yet to remember this promise.


Kid!Shinichi: Ran...
Kid!Ran: Y-Yes?
Kid!Shinichi: ...Did you just fart? Because it sure as hell wasn't me.
Agasa: ._.;

[sstimson]

Heiji knew he was in trouble, when he started to ask others to repeat themselves. He wonder if his hearing problem has anything to do
with Kazuha asking him if he had heard her.

[MSUser]

What did you say? You wanna have more plot?
I'll give you ten AOs in a row!

[Conan 48:69]

Ran: Allow me to introduce, this is my half-sister Sera Masumi-chan.
Heiji: Oh, this girl is really cute. Maybe I go out with her.



Heiji: Ah... flat-chested!!! Well, forget it, I give up on going out with her now.
Sera: WTF!!!
Ran: Hey... Hattori-kun!!



Sera (stare): ANY COMPLAINT WITH FLAT-CHESTED!!!
Heiji: Ah.. no...
Heiji (thinking): It won't pop out even squeezing your chest. Hehehe...

[Female Apprentice]

Shinichi: All girls have got a chrush on me, so I've got the right to be cocky ...
Shiratori: Mmh .. maybe I can get Sato-san if I act more like Shinichi ...
Ohtaki: WTF?

[Borealis]

Spoiler:

*Conan just finished explaining everything that happened to him to Takagi*
Takagi: .........................That's...complicated. ........................Can I go back to not knowing?


Heiji: Wh-What do you mean you think h-he looks like Kudo? Th-That's just nuts!
Conan: *thinking* Yeah, especially if you keep messing my hair. Soon I won't look like myself but Kaito instead.

Spoiler: New Pics + Captions

And here we have what would happen if Conan and Shinichi were different people.
The world turns orange.
...
Weird.


Ran: You know, the world's pretty beautiful when I get the chance to appreciate it.
Conan: Yeah, even rain is peaceful.
Ran: ...
Conan: ...
Ran: How much you wanna bet a body will fall within five minutes?
Conan: I've got 5000 yen on me, how about you?


Conan: Hello dear viewers. Just here to remind those who don't really watch the opening that I'm Shinichi. You've probably forgotten by now otherwise.


Ran: OH MY GOSH. I...I can't believe it.
Shinichi: I know, I should've told you sooner-
Ran: You had such a growth spurt Conan! Good for you!
Shinichi: .........The obliviousness...it hurts.


Shinichi: Wait, Ran, what are you doing here? This is the station for bus'd characters to wait for their turn to get back in the plot. You're a main character!
Ran: Yeah, well...I haven't really been doing much, so to save money, they just got a cardboard stand-in for the regular cases.
Shinichi: Oooh, that's rough.


Shinichi's reaction when Ran's response to all of his hardships was "cool story bro".


The moment above is the unveiling of the boss

OR

Shinichi just learned that the DB were going to solve a case without him. He prays for the future.

First Spoiler:
Poor Takagi ^_^U. Maybe that is why he doesn't ask any questions regarding Conan.
Hey, he could use that as fake identity. He is Kaito's little cousin^^

Second Spoiler:
Which episode is the orange pic from?
Kogoro should start betting on that instead of horses, safer money^^
My first encounter with DC was the end of the "Rudolph the red nosed rendeer" case (where the musician was killed in a karaoke bar) so for a time I thought Conan was that "Shinichi"'s little brother or something.  He is still more Conan than Shinichi to me.
I hate it when they do that.  But there seems to be a silent suspicion going on right now so...
poor Ran.
Best. Reply. Ever!
THAT would be hilarious!
Hey, don't underestimate Mizuhiko, he is pretty smart for his age. 

I am soooooooo uninspired right now (It took a whole minute for me to remember that word)

[kei]

Which episode is the orange pic from?

If I'm not mistaken, that part is from episode 298 when Ran starts suspecting that Shinichi is helping Conan through SMS.

[Borealis]

Which episode is the orange pic from?

If I'm not mistaken, that part is from episode 298 when Ran starts suspecting that Shinichi is helping Conan through SMS.

Ah, thanks

[sonoci]

Ran: This is the girl you were looking for.
Heiji: Ah, there we go. Don't know how I missed her since she's ADORABLE.
Sera: Hehe, I know~


Heiji: Hey...are you cheating on Kudo?
Sera: NOT. A. MAN.


Heiji: Haha, you're so flat that you could be a table!
Sera: ...You are aware I could kick the snot out of your everluving @$$, right?
Heiji: -and you would be the best table ever!
Sera: ...
Heiji: ...don't kill me.

[Silver1412]

Sera: You're too MEAN!!!
Heiji: Oi... What did I do?

I can't think of ANYTHING ~nya...