Today's Weird Stories...

[Akonyl]

[turnsu]

Today's weird story:

I logged into the forum and read this thread.

I love this thread. Here are so many weired stories but what you have written is funny and so true. ^^

[Suutashi]

Today's weird story:

I logged into the forum and read this thread.

Same here.

[mangaluva]

My brother had a couple of mates over to watch movies, drink and Xbox, as you do. I walked in on them watching a Finnish movie where Nazi zombies were eating people and one utter derp set the cabin he was hiding in on fire by flinging a molotov and somehow missing the huge, smashed-open window.

Left me with a feeling of "What the HELL am I looking at?!"

[Silver1412]

... I have NO IDEA how it happened but my brother just went by with his hair stuck in the zipper of his jacket ~nya... And his hair is pretty short...

[ranger]

My brother had a couple of mates over to watch movies, drink and Xbox, as you do. I walked in on them watching a Finnish movie where Nazi zombies were eating people and one utter derp set the cabin he was hiding in on fire by flinging a molotov and somehow missing the huge, smashed-open window.

Left me with a feeling of "What the HELL am I looking at?!"

YO I KNOW THAT MOVIE!!! BLOOD SNOW!!! THAT MOVIE BE HILARIOUS!!

[Suutashi]

... I have NO IDEA how it happened but my brother just went by with his hair stuck in the zipper of his jacket ~nya... And his hair is pretty short...

I guess his jacket was hungry.

Krogers is the only grocery store I've ever in that plays Disturbed's Land of Confusion over the speaker system and has someone say "Elvis has left the building!" over the intercom.

[Giogio]

No idea if this is weird enough, but I feel like posting it ;P

I happened to read myself into "healthy food" theories these days.
Turns out - pick ANY combination of nutritients, and you'll find someone who claims that combination to be the only healthy one, and has a reasonably sounding biochemical explanation for it.
Except, maybe, pure sugar. Maybe I should start that one. "Seriously guys, pure sugar! Your body will go all 'WTF' and drop all your fat instantly. Also, lots of energy for the brain! Don't forget your vitamin and insulin injections though."

Seriously. screw this. I'm going back to eating what my body tells me is good by making it taste well. (Does not happen to be vegetables too often, oddly.)
Sugared peaches <3

[Suutashi]

I'm a member of a pet site called Aywas where there is a genus called a Maki. Long story short I got two of an in game item that turns a pet into a random Maki.



First I got a Twilight Maki

and then a Vampire Maki .

[Callid]

I'm a member of a pet site called where there is a genus called a Maki. Long story short I got two of an in game item that turns a pet into a random Maki.



First I got a Twilight Maki

and then a Vampire Maki .

Am I mistaken, or is the Twlight one sparkling? Now that name finally makes sense! XD
Twilight Maki + Vampire Maki - Maki = Twilight Vampire!

[mangaluva]

Class began with Emilie having a rant at Sarah for a text she sent last night.

"DON'T SPELL MY NAME WITH A Y! THAT'S A COMMONER'S NAME! I'M NOT COMMON! I'M FRENCH!"

Class then somehow got into a discussion of major industrial centres of 19th century Britain, where Maeve was ritually humiliated for being from Belfast.

"What did Belfast build, Maeve?"
"Ships! Oooh, we built the Titanic!"
"The Titanic sank, Maeve. Like a thousand people died."
"I'm never trusting Irish handiwork again!"
"As a representative of Belfast, Maeve: YOU KILLED THEM ALL."
"OH GOD, WE KILLED THEM ALL!"


This is what you get when you wake up drama students at seven in the morning.

[aly_angelflight]

While I was washing the dishes, my brother was talking about trying out for the school soccer team next year and my dad asked him, "Are you trying to become a druggie?"

[mangaluva]

Currently in class, but since the lecturer hasn't arrived, a classmate of mine has gone up to teach us about the history of group theatre through the medium of striptease.

[Akonyl]

Currently in class, but since the lecturer hasn't arrived, a classmate of mine has gone up to teach us about the history of group theatre through the medium of striptease.

this seems like one of those things where the lecturer will arrive but then just stand in the doorway as the student continues, oblivious to the fact that they're making an idiot of themselves.

[mangaluva]

Currently in class, but since the lecturer hasn't arrived, a classmate of mine has gone up to teach us about the history of group theatre through the medium of striptease.

this seems like one of those things where the lecturer will arrive but then just stand in the doorway as the student continues, oblivious to the fact that they're making an idiot of themselves.

Nah, he was done and had put his hoodie back on before she got back He just kept talking, though, ignoring her attempts to start the class.