The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[oxen221]

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"Shinichi, I'm the ghost of your future past. This is what you'll become."

Shinichi: "No! I'll change! Please give me a second chance! I'll even unfriend all my fan-girls on Facebook!"

[Aokochan]

Megure: Damn, Takagi, stop looking so cute. It's hard enough as it is to choose between you and Agasa.

LOL!

[sstimson]

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Shinichi : You just had to try and change history! I had fingers and now I don't.
Conan : I said I was sorry. What more do you want?
Shinichi : You to cease to exist instead of me. OH NO! My hands are gone!
Conan (Singing) : Goodbye

[Conia]

Mitsuhiko: How do you get your hair like that?
Haibara: A secret makes a woman, woman.

Fixed.... maybe

Spoiler: new caption

Takagi: Keibuu, do you like my new hanger hat?
Megure: Why did you have to buy the last 4 in stock??? *hides sobbing*

[Aokochan]

Spoiler: screencaps

Genta: look! I'm Wolverine!

[sonoci]

Spoiler: Captions

Conan was the one to make this thread. ...Conan just found out that Eri learned it was him.


Man: Um, could you keep your overweight child on a leash please?


Conan got hit by a car. ...Ran's reaction is more so in shock towards her father's reaction.


Genta: Oh, the humanity! That poor ice cream...what did it ever do to the world!?
Mitsuhiko: I think you're having a meltdown Genta.
Genta: Shut up! I don't need your pity! ...or your puns!


Genta just learned he was going to play a major role in the next episode.


Genta just asked about the birds and the bees. Mitsuhiko and Ayumi are embarrassed that he didn't know yet.


Genta: It's it possible to be alive when you've been punctured in the gut six times like this?
Mitsuhiko: .....................................For you, apparently yes.

[Aokochan]

Hahaha!Good ones sonoci!

[CodeFreak43]

After 200 dropspins, 200 double time on both left and right, 25 singles, and 10 money tosses on Tuesday,
Conan realizes that Eri gave Shawn the idea...
Conan: That woman is scary...

And for thoses, {many of you if not all} who don't know what the terms are:
Dropspin, Double Time, Singles, and Money Toss are Color guard terms for spinning Flag{six foot pole with cloth on it}, Rifle{Not real, made of wood}, and Saber.{Dull but will hurt if you catch without gloves}
Shawn is our Co-Coach.
Still don't get it? Go Google it.

[sonoci]

........I'd just like to point out that that face Conan has is possibly the greatest thing ever.

[sstimson]

Conan: I can understand Heiji experimenting to find new ways to solve crimes faster.
            I can understand two heads are better then one.
            I can understand I volunteered for that experiment.
            But why did the experiment end up giving me an extra head and why does have to be hers!

[sonoci]

Just reading a case and I came across an interesting frame.

[kei]

Just reading a case and I came across an interesting frame.

Hilarious!

[CodeFreak43]

........I'd just like to point out that that face Conan has is possibly the greatest thing ever.

Thanks, I think, Our co-coach actually made us do what was listed...

[Graywolf]

Haibara : "Oh god! Something has my legs! Ayumi-chan, help me!"
Ayumi : *Evil smile*
Haibara : "A..Ayumi?!"
Ayumi : "Sorry Ai-chan, but I've seen the way you look at Conan-kun."
Haibara : "Ayumi?! I thought we were friends!"
Ayumi : "We are! That's why your death is going to be quick. Bye bye Ai-chan!"
Haibara : "You.. You Bi-AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!"
Ayumi : "Now I just have to deal with that whore Ran and Conan-kun will be all mine! Teehee!"

A hour later

Ghost Haibara: Now that you have killed me, you  will never sleep again. I make sure Conan does his
"You are the killer!" while pointing at you.
Ayumi: Oh no! How can I help Haibara end her unfinished business?
Sam Beckett: Now I have leaped into a little girl in a pink blouse. What do I need to do now?

Sorry to quote something that was posted pages ago, but I simply cannot fail to acknowledge the most awesome reference that has ever been posted.  You win the internet, good sir.

And this obligatory post (I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet):


Kazuha: HaCHOO!

[Supernatural Delight]

If Detective Conan was on the Discovery Channel.



And the wild Takagi sneaks up on his unsuspecting prey.