The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[sonoci]

*Ran: And that is how Shinichi stood me up...*

That's great xD


Ran: ...I wonder how many people at first glance will notice I'm not wearing my school uniform?

OR

Slowly, the computer mouse sneaks up on its prey. Will it succeed, or will the Ran notice it?


Sonoko: Wait, I just realized Shinichi confessed to you! NOOOOOOOO! All of my KaiShin fics! RUINED.


Producers told Sonoko she might get cut from the show.
...they wisely reconsidered.

[kei]

Slowly, the computer mouse sneaks up on its prey. Will it succeed, or will the Ran notice it?

XD

[Citan]

Sonoko used Mean Look! It was Super Effective!

[redangelran]

\o/ I've got a bunch more manga ones

This one is left to right, Western style reading



The rest of these are the Eastern way, normal manga reading :V



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[oxen221]

Sonoko: I CAN'T STAND public transportation!! Why did I FIRE my chauffeur!!!

[Aokochan]

Sonoko: I CAN'T STAND public transportation!! Why did I FIRE my chauffeur!!!

LOL! good one!

[eva]

i was watching movie 14 and lol sonoko xD

Spoiler:

[Kleene Onigiri]

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Sonoko: Bathroom...bathroom... bathroom...........

[sonoci]

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Terrorist guy: *thinking* Man, I really hope I didn't leave the oven on or the wife's gonna have a fit...

[Mr. Flix]

I LOVE THIS THREAD!
That said, I tried myself at the 65 first images I could think somethin more or less funny to. For some reason, many of them hav a somewhat sexual touch o.O

Anyway, I hope you enjoy as most of them as you can. And please tell me wich ones you didn't liked, so that I can improve =3

Spoiler: Divided into tens

 
  Tour-Guide (somewhere in the crowd): And here, you see the wax-figure of the Sleeping Kogoro. We decided to show him in his most-often-seen-way: Disgracing himself
 
  Mitsuhiko: I... I found something!
  Conan: What? Haibaras pants? Or... wait! My glasses? (Acting as he needs them to see...)
  Ai (thinking): I will not waste my Death-Glare on you, as I will kill you anyway when Mitsuhiko is gone...!
 
  ARGH! I'm seeing a "ytv" following meeeeee!
 
  Oh. It's a murder. What a surprise.
 
  Kazuha: Heiji, look! The game is going on!
  Heiji: What? Can't see it, I'm behin' a weird pic of myself!
  Ran: When will he finally learn about the third dimension?
  Conan: Yeah, really. I mean, we are floating on top of Kazuha's Body...
 
  Damn, I suppose I can't beat those shadowy persons behind with my finger gun... u,u
 
  Conan: Well, yes. I was with Ran in a bath. Alone.
  Ayumi & Ai (thinking): I wanted to be the first!
 
  Ayumi: STAR BOYS, FULFILL YOUR DUTY!
 
  Ran: Agent *Codename here* report to you, Gin! I caught Shinichi, who you tried to kill!
  Sonoko: Can I join now too? =)
 
  Heiji: Hey, Ran! Did you know that Shinichi is in reality just a giant octopus with its eyes falling out that has changed it's appearance to get a kiss from you?
  Conan: Stop telling my secrets or I will try to get a kiss from you...

Spoiler: The next ten

 
  Ai as Conan: Oh no! The professor put the wig into the fridge! Now my body will freeze from top to bottom!
 
  Ai: I do not feel responsible for all the sillines around me.
 
  But I do enjoy it!
 
  I'm am the one hiding under your bed, teeth grown sharp and the eyes glowing RED!
 
  Kogoro: Wait, isn't that the next file of the manga?
  Conan: Read again. It's Chinese.
 
  Kazuha: See, Heiji. You will never be as good in karate as Ran. I can avoid your attacks with closed eyes and withoud even moving AT ALL!
 
  Someone bring me a camera, Kogoro-sama is at work again! I'm just searching the best position to film him!
 
  Kazuha: Heiji, I love you no more. Therefor, I'm taking Conan with me, for him to fulfill my deepest desires!
  Heiji: ...
  Kazuha: HEIJI!
  Heiji: ...
  Kazuha: My deepest nightly desires!
  Heiji: WHAT?!...
  Your eares... I've never seen them from here!
 
  Ai: Kudo. I do not unterstand many things about you. For example why I have to watch you peeing blood...
  Conan: You don't understand! Maybe it's a side effect of APTX4869!
  Ai: *sigh*
 
  Heiji: You know, Conan, I've found a new friend. He's just my favorite size, you know...
  Conan: o.O

Spoiler: Next...

 
  What? Ran changed in a car!?
  (Thinking) I wanted to see that! u.u
 
  Conan: Here we see the "Detective Boys" trying to get important evidence from a "police officer".
  Please don't feed either of them!
 
  Why did I forget to tell Kudo's Mother that I wanted a real disguise!... Well, maybe next time...
 
  Ran: Feel the power of the force!
 
  Woman: Sir, you have red stripes all over your face!
  Kogoro: You, madam, have them too! What's going on here? o.O
 
  Ayumi: Sorry, Ai, I'm just going behind that bush for a while, with Conan
  Conan (Thinking): Okay, after her comes Haibara...
 
  Kogoro: I can see Ayumis p...
  Conan: You're not allowed to see that!
 
  This ground shall hereby be called CoLand!
 
  Ran: Okay, Dad, we believe you. You have a dark red tongue.
 
  Oh. I forgot what I wanted to write...

Spoiler:

 
  Oh, that's just Ran demonstrating her telecinetic powers. She needs the finger for the clichée.
 
  Conan just tested the Baiju on them, to see if they weren't just shrunken people.
 
  Conan: There's nothing on your butt, Heiji...
  Heiji: Successfully made him looking gay! Hurray! (No offense intended!)
 
  Those black borders... make me feel so... dizzy...
 
  I think, I... can unterstand... Ran...
 
  Ehehehe, that's better
 
  The black border is coming back! Help me, little dot in my hand!
 
  RAN! What are you doing down there?!
 
  Kogoro: Ran! To the kitchen!
  Ran: But I'm not a meme anymore!
 
  Kazuha: See, hose are Heiji and me under the shower!
  Ran: Hmmmm.. Aha.. Hmm... I should try these tricks too!
  Heiji: ... o.ó

Spoiler:

 
  HELP ME!
 
  Ran (Still screaming): MY BOYFRIEND IS ON FIRE!
 
  *Let's pretend it's a soccer stadium*
  Kogoro: Yeah, grab those balls with both your hand, you know it's allowed!
 
  Shinichi: You remember the Desperate Revival Arc, where you thought I would want to spy on Haibara under the shower? Well, I did. Here are the pics.
 
  I do rely on my fourth-wall-hair-horn powers, but nevertheless do I ask you, camera, to remove yourself from this train!
 
  Heiji: Search the evidence, doggy, search the evidence!
 
  Ai: So, you really want to try the APTX4869's effect on your kissing skills?
  Conan: Of Course. For science!
 
  Takagi: See, Inspector? I'm Spiderman!
  Megure: You are on a box! Now come out there!
 
  Conan: Officer, I've found a jacket. Can you please find the kid it belongs to? *.*
 
  Conan: I hope you will not use these gloves for what I think you will use them for...
  Breaking a safe, for example.

Spoiler:

 
  The ship is sinking and we need to drop of balast. Sorry, I never liked you.
 
  When I need it, the zooming function isn't working... Great
 
  I said no cameras!
 
  This Love Is Thrill, Shock, Suspense!
 
  Yumi: Oh my god, the ship is sinking!
  One of the others: She isn't realizing that she hasn't a telephone?
 
  Conan: AAAAH!! I have Curry on My NoSe!!!! o.O
  Mitsuhiko: *Evil grin*
 
  Ran: Shall I really prove you how sharp this knife is?
 
  Why do I sleep on the couch so often? -.-
 
  Yay! I have Shinichis Phone in my possession!
 
  Kogoro: See! I solved this case!
  Conan, Heiji & Agasa: WHAAAT?!
  Ran: Crap, I wanted to present my solution too!

Spoiler: And 5 more

 
  WHAT? Is that really... a case not involving murder?!!
 
  Confess that you are the culprit, or I will sing!
  #
  No cases today? 'Yaaawn'
 
  Conan: Yeah, that's the itching spot... No, a bit down... And now the front, please!
 
  Ai: I've closed the door. We can start now.
  Conan: Yes, wait. I'm just getting ready

[Callid]

For some reason, many of them hav a somewhat sexual touch o.O

That's an understatement. Your post probably has more captions like that than the rest of the thread :x

[yamiangie]

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Sonoko: I was hoping the one to take me hostage would be Kid. Darn these terrorists aren't remotely hot at all.

[Conia]

Heiji: Look, I found thin Camel.

(:-X)

[Aokochan]

Heiji: Look, I found thin Camel.

(:-X)

@Mr. Flix: hahaha! Great captions!

[Borealis]

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Guy: Ok, girl. You are cancelled. So stop threatening the producers!