The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

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Haibara : *Grabs shoulder* I thought I told you to keep out of my lab. Now you get to go for a ride in the memory eraser... again.
Conan : Wait! No! I'm sorry, Haibara! I didn't mean to- wait.. again?!
Haibara : Yes, again. You're far too nosey for your own good. Like that time you accidently found out the Professor is Anokata.
Conan : HE'S WHO?!
Haibara : *sigh* Come on. It's mind-wipe time for you, nosey detective.
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Ayumi has always wanted to do that whole romantic beach scene with the two lovers running up to each other in slow motion. Conan couldn't disagree more.
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Conan learned first hand what the saying " Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you " meant.
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Ayumi: CONAN-KUN! SLOW DOWN!
Conan: SHERLOCK HOLMES COLLECTION SAAAAAAAALLLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Genta: *Couple of miles behind*
Haibara: *Watching from binoculars* Subject has gone totally bonkers. You getting this, Mitsuhiko?
Mitsuhiko:... Yes. But why would you tell him that a BOOKSTORE is having a sale on a BEACH?
Haibara:... SCIENCE.
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Meanwhile, at the mystery man convention...
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Spoiler: captions Aokochan (The Hedgehog song)
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Granny: I bet there is a fine echo here. I feel like singing a song.
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Yamamura: That one with the hedgehog you learned from that old woman? Oh yes!
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Kogoro: Wait, was that old woman you are refering to the same that thought her "A wizard's staff has a knob on the end?
Yamamura: Yes, how did you know?
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Kogoro: I have a bad feeling about this.
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Genta: No wonder all the lady cats scream at night.

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Genta: Ha! I finally read a book of that famous brithish author!
Conan thinks: Should I tell him that it is the one that is a parody of baby literature?

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Genta at the casting for the life-action movie of Pac-man

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What happens when Fran Madaraki takes over biology classes in the DB's school. Conan and co. were squicked out after five minutes.

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Mitsuhiko: Hey, why are my freckles making two squares? Can't the animator bother to make them more randomly?!

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Mitsuhiko: RobCon! I know you are hiding here somewhere!

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Conan: ... and Mitsuhiko is my double and Genta is the alien.
Genta: YaYa Binx
Conan:..... Or a tree. Perhaps better.

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Conan: Hm, why are there so many pictures of Genta?
Genta: Beacause I am the main character
Conan: No, you are not, shut up

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Genta, as the new main character, took over the deductions. As you can see with the line uttered by him, it did not help the investigations. Meanwhile, Conan was pouting

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Ayumi: RobCon! COME HERE!

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Normally, children have to be warned of strangers giving out candy. The reverse is the case with these children.

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Mitsuhiko: Ehr... You know how this is looking?

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Police officer: Listen, kids. I dont HAVE any crime scenes for you.

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Mitsuhiko: So when you are Shinichi.... that means that you are going to be together with Ran... and Ayumi can hook up with Genta. That means.... I can be together with Haibara-chan.
Conan: That's what you first think about?

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Turtle: Come here, my son.

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Takagi: Am I not held hostage or something right now?
Conan: Don't worry, this is only a filler episode.

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Conan: Oh no, the heat is deforming my soccer ball!

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Genta: You won't believe what we just saw! Two bluesbrothers-cosplayers! They were listening to the Spice Girls

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Kogoro, after reading the article "My life as a first grader-Intervew with Shinichi Kudo"

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.... Honestly, casting the guy who played Sherlock Holmes for Kogoro probably wasn't the best idea

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Kogoro: Are you trying to make me angry? You don't like me when I'm angry
.... He doesn't even get the right Superhero!

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Conan, after having read a lot of Junji Ito

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Woman: How can I help you?
Conan: Yes, I want to switch my RobAi. She hasn't given a snarcy komment in a month.

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Takagi: ..... And this is what we did at our honeymoon
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Genta: Hey, there is something white in your juice
Ayumi: YUCK!

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Ran: Will you finally tell me now? ...That you're Shinichi.
Conan: It's not right to lie. I mean...
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Conan: You're Shinichi.
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Ran/Shinichi: Man, you're sharp. I'm impressed, my little Clone. You must have notice my lack of bust...
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Ran/Shinichi: Though I still stole these~!
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Ran: WAHHH! My boyfriend is a crazy, crossdressing quack!
Conan: Man, I had to be a clone of a sick weirdo.


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For April Fools Day, Conan somehow set a soccerball to pop out when the phone was picked up. Ran was not pleased.
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Conan can not see the victim through a sea of culprits.
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Kid: I think this is the 3rd time the artist has drawn a dress like this.  I'm a bit upset I look better than my girlfriend in it.
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After placing sleeping powder in the ball, KID knowing the ball will explode on impact, kicks the ball as
part of his plan of getting Ran to safety.
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Kid: I think this is the 3rd time the artist has drawn a dress like this.  I'm a bit upset I look better than my girlfriend in it.
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Well, that one guy did think that Aoko is Kid, so one sees where this comes from^^
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