Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[sstimson]

I will hide my copy of a Pocket full of Rye

When an assignment requires breaking in to jail, I will take one step backwards

[IdentityUnknown]

I will not knock on the HQ door and ask if this is the pizza place.

I will not call the boss with a voice changer and ask for sherry and vermouth, then "remember" that their "sherry" is no longer available and their "vermouth" is not reliable.

I will not call Gin's cell to order pizza.

[mangaluva]

This mission will not make for an epic blog post.

[Stopwatch]

I will not replace Gin's hat with a deerstalker hat.

[Suutashi]

I will not create a Black Organization Wiki.

[sstimson]

I will find it hard to cook with out Sherry. Some of those tasty recipes just will not taste the same.

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not dress myself in a ghillie suit and wander around HQ trying to surprise people.  While this would be incredibly amusing to me, it probably wouldn't be as funny to other members.

[Callid]

I will not create a Black Organization Wiki.

There is already a wiki for that

[Aokochan]

I will not create a Black Organization Wiki.

There is already a wiki for that

And a website(in spanish)

[mangaluva]

I will not pawn my guns on ebay.

[Suutashi]

If I see a short blond teenager wearing a red jacket with the Flamel symbol on the back, I will not be tempted to mention in any way that they are vertically challenged. It doesn't matter if it turns out that this person is a cosplayer since they can be just as likely to fly off the handle.

I will not use Gin's car when testing and/or developing new car related pranks.

I will not ask Gin if his dad is Captain "Hawkeye" Pierce or Captain Hunnicutt.

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not auction off storage lockers that the Organization still uses.  Regardless of the potential income from the venture.
Compromising the security of the Organization is not an option.

[Borealis]

I will not send any links to tvtropes to other members. THERE ARE PEOPLE TO KILL!!

[Callid]

I will not send any links to tvtropes to other members. THERE ARE PEOPLE TO KILL!!

Nor will I link to cracked.com

[mangaluva]

The Boss really does not care about the cool tricks I can pull on a motorbike. They attract attention and are ill-advised.