Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[mangaluva]

Crucifixes will not ward off other operatives and I am not to test this.

[Commi-Ninja]

Crucifixes will not ward off other operatives and I am not to test this.

The same goes for garlic and holy water.

I'm definitely not to suggest that Vodka eat loads of garlic in order to ward off vampires.

[mangaluva]

Crucifixes will not ward off other operatives and I am not to test this.

The same goes for garlic and holy water.

I'm definitely not to suggest that Vodka eat loads of garlic in order to ward off vampires.

Gin will not react well to a bucket of holy water being placed on top of a door that he is about to walk through, and not because it will melt him.

[Callid]

I will not replace Gin's lighter with a fake, no matter how funny his face would be when he realizes it.
Removing the gasoline from it is fair game, though

[IHKF]

I will never take up the BO phone line so I can have a three-way chat with my friends.

[mangaluva]

We do not have Casual Friday.

[Suutashi]

I will not claim that the Organization is the real reason that Disco is dead.

I will not eat any sandwiches on Rye bread in Gin's presence.

[mangaluva]

I will not recite Burns' "Comin' Thro The Rye" in Gin's presence, particularly the second verse.

"Gin a body meet a body
Comin thro' the rye..."

[Black Demon]

I will not go to the police and confess

[Commi-Ninja]

The Catcher in the Rye will never be required reading material, and will be banned from Gin's presence, so I will not try to sneak a copy onto his bedside table.

[Callid]

The Catcher in the Rye will never be required reading material, and will be banned from Gin's presence, so I will not try to sneak a copy onto his bedside table.

Versions in (most) languages other than English are of no concern, though.

[Commi-Ninja]

Wearing any shirt that says "I <3 Akai", "Team Akai", or anything similar is cause to be murdered in the most violent, bloody fashion conceivable.  That being said, I shouldn't hang any shirt like that up in Gin or Vodka's closets.

[mangaluva]

God may not contradict any of my orders.

[IHKF]

I will not start a food fight and blame it on the alcohol. XD

[mangaluva]

The words "and then we shot the dude in the face just like Pulp Fiction" must never again appear in my mission report.