The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[leokiko]

Conan seemingly groping Kazuha, O.o. Can't believe I never noticed that when I re-watched it haahaha xD.

But I say.....Conan! Go for it! Heiji clearly doesn't want it anyway! =D

*Harem incoming*.

[Aokochan]

(A lot)More captions:

Spoiler:

[yamiangie]

Kid: Almost forgot to check The Giants score they when into extra innings.

[CodeFreak43]

Conan: Is that a detonator?
Kid: I decided to be Doofenshmirtz for halloween...
*Conan runs away from the building at this point thinking, Well I'll be Perry.*


Conan: Is this my toothpaste? I'm pretty sure I got mint flavor, but this is Barbie's beautiful girl flavor.
Sonoko{offscreen}: O_O CONAN, DO YOU HAVE MY TOOTHPASTE?!
Conan: *decides to yell to embarrass Sonoko*  IS IT BARBIE'S BEAUTIFUL GIRL FLAVOR?!
Sonoko{offscreen}: Um...


Conan: It's not my fault the old man got in a fight with that wild pig!

[sonoci]

I have my work cut out for me here  :D

Spoiler:

Conan: And it's going and going...Will it be a hole in one!?
Kogoro: Stop playing around.


Kogoro: These are the worst binoculars ever. They only have one lens and everything looks farther away!


Kogoro: (thinking) Putting my poster on the ceiling...genius.


Conan: Uh...do you...know how to work i-
Kid: SHUT UP, of course I do! It's just...hard to do with gloves, alright?


Kaito: Supporting loliconism since 1999 (I think)


Kogoro: *in response* ...but I love the Funny Captions thread...


Kogoro: Oh, I'm going to destroy that Detective Brat! OM NOM Destroy!!! NOM
Heiji: (thinking) ...Why don'tcha put down the ramen and go get him then?


Conan: Great, just great! There's a body on the ceiling now too!
Kogoro: Op, better go get Megure!
(am I the only one who thinks it kind of looks like Kogoro is comedically getting ready to run off?)


Genta: Vegetables...
Vegetables EVERYWHERE


Yamamura: Oh god the camera made everything Chinese!


Kogoro: Come out come out wherever you are brat! I've got an interesting story in the newspaper to show you! Believe me when I say it'll knock you out!


Conan: This...isn't toothpaste.
...
...
...
It's glue.


Ran: Now, Shinichi, you are going to get in there and finish solving that crime and you are going to like it!
Conan: Oh bite me, I'm not in the mood for that right now. I was all ready to tell you everything that's been going-
Ran: I don't care now, what I care about now is the dead man on the balcony freaking the hell out of me, and you're going to deal with it since you're the one who attracts all of this death!
Conan: Somehow it's a shame I wasn't knocked out by that punch earlier...


Conan: Ah, this water does wonders for that bump Ran gave me
Ran: *nearby with a camera* Fufufufuuuu... time for my revenge Shinichi!  >:D
(if no one minds, what ep is this from?)


Person: Aren't you adorable?~ Yes you are! Yes you are!
Conan: Hell. Kill. Me. Now.


Shinichi: Great, even older I can't escape it.

[CodeFreak43]

I have my work cut out for me here  :D

Spoiler:

Conan: And it's going and going...Will it be a hole in one!?
Kogoro: Stop playing around.


Kogoro: These are the worst binoculars ever. They only have one lens and everything looks farther away!


Kogoro: (thinking) Putting my poster on the ceiling...genius.


Conan: Uh...do you...know how to work i-
Kid: SHUT UP, of course I do! It's just...hard to do with gloves, alright?


Kaito: Supporting loliconism since 1999 (I think)


Kogoro: *in response* ...but I love the Funny Captions thread...


Kogoro: Oh, I'm going to destroy that Detective Brat! OM NOM Destroy!!! NOM
Heiji: (thinking) ...Why don'tcha put down the ramen and go get him then?


Conan: Great, just great! There's a body on the ceiling now too!
Kogoro: Op, better go get Megure!
(am I the only one who thinks it kind of looks like Kogoro is comedically getting ready to run off?)


Genta: Vegetables...
Vegetables EVERYWHERE


Yamamura: Oh god the camera made everything Chinese!


Kogoro: Come out come out wherever you are brat! I've got an interesting story in the newspaper to show you! Believe me when I say it'll knock you out!


Conan: This...isn't toothpaste.
...
...
...
It's glue.


Ran: Now, Shinichi, you are going to get in there and finish solving that crime and you are going to like it!
Conan: Oh bite me, I'm not in the mood for that right now. I was all ready to tell you everything that's been going-
Ran: I don't care now, what I care about now is the dead man on the balcony freaking the hell out of me, and you're going to deal with it since you're the one who attracts all of this death!
Conan: Somehow it's a shame I wasn't knocked out by that punch earlier...


Conan: Ah, this water does wonders for that bump Ran gave me
Ran: *nearby with a camera* Fufufufuuuu... time for my revenge Shinichi!  >:D
(if no one minds, what ep is this from?)


Person: Aren't you adorable?~ Yes you are! Yes you are!
Conan: Hell. Kill. Me. Now.


Shinichi: Great, even older I can't escape it.

Dang, I love them.

[oxen221]

Conan: Haibara is gonna kill me once she finds out I put laxative in her toothpaste...

[sstimson]

Kid: Almost forgot to check The Giants score they when into extra innings.

Granted KID somehow stole a 1951 Broadcast. Anyway Enjoy this famous Broadcast

Spoiler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrI7dVj90zs

[Supernatural Delight]

Conan *singing along*: Step by step your in control, don't be uptight.
Genta *off screen & plugging his ears*: Oh great Conan is singing again. What is he singing anyways?
Conan *thinking*: Wow Step By Step does sound good in English.

[ziraulo]

Ponpon dashite shimaeba ii no
Zenzen shinai no tsumaranai desho
Headphone kakete rhythm ni nosete
Wayway akete atashi no michi wo

[Kleene Onigiri]

Conan: This... toothpaste... is created by the Black Org Company. Produced at "Headquaters, Cow Street 1"...
The slogan is even: "Use it and be younger!"
Damn... I never noticed...

[Partsu]

Conan: This... toothpaste... is created by the Black Org Company. Produced at "Headquaters, Cow Street 1"...
The slogan is even: "Use it and be younger!"
Damn... I never noticed...

This...this is simply the best so far!

[yamiangie]

Kid: Almost forgot to check The Giants score they when into extra innings.

Granted KID somehow stole a 1951 Broadcast. Anyway Enjoy this famous Broadcast

Spoiler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrI7dVj90zs

I took the name of a baseball team from the MK manga
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yomiuri_Giants
was going to put in a bit where Kid tells Conan it's an away game since Yoko is having a show at their home field that night.

[sonoci]

Conan *singing along*: Step by step your in control, don't be uptight.
Genta *off screen & plugging his ears*: Oh great Conan is singing again. What is he singing anyways?
Conan *thinking*: Wow Step By Step does sound good in English.

HECK RIGHT *thumbs up*

Reminds me of when my friends and I sang First New Century...and a woman came up to us and said we sounded nice and asked what song we were singing

It was weird but sorta cool  :|

[Stopwatch]

Ponpon dashite shimaeba ii no
Zenzen shinai no tsumaranai desho
Headphone kakete rhythm ni nosete
Wayway akete atashi no michi wo

...that is just Nightmare Fuel