The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Aokochan]

Should I upload about 100 screenshots?
Just say so, and I'll do it.

YES!!!! Or at least some of them...

[sonoci]

Conan: ...Really? We've stooped so low we're murdering poles now?

@dumytru: I'd say to do it in bunches, so I can keep up so it's easier to manage xD

[aly_angelflight]

Another one of my stories...


Kogorou: Alright, time to take them down!
Ran: And cut! Technical director, I said I wanted waves to crash down behind Otou-san, not a picture of Beethoven to dramatically appear behind him!

Conan: Ran-nee-chan, it's raining here. Other than the cameras that you put in these poles, we aren't using anything that requires electricity to run.
Ran: Really?
Random Guy: It's true, Director Mouri.
Ran: But, then...

Ran: (screams) AHHHHH! BEETHOVEN'S GHOST IS HAUNTING OTOU-SAN!!!
(Sonoko also screams.)
Conan: (internal monologue) Huh? Where did my jacket go? And wasn't Suzuki sitting in the costume trailer because it's raining?

[yamiangie]

Conan: Juggling by the marks on these poles the killer was a grass type pokemon or was a swordsman who can't cut steel to save his life

[CodeFreak43]

Shinichi: I just came back from England!
Ran{offscreen}: But I.. Eh... Aren't you Conan Shinichi?!
Kid{offscreen}: *thinking* That little brat, having me disguise as Conan... I'll get my revenge!
Shinichi: No, Conan is right there, how could I be in two places?
Ran {offscreen}: You could of captured Kid and have him disguise as Conan.
Shinichi: How was I on the plane if I did that?
Kid{offscreen}: *thinking* Have your little squadrent of brats catch me...

And another one



Everyone but Ai and Conan: You mean some idiot ruined Sonoko's dress?
Conan: *thinking* I bet the dog did it.
Ai: Why did Sonoko babysit some rottweiler anyway? She must be stupider than I thought.

[sonoci]

Shinichi: Well, Ran, I'm sorry but I have to go -- you know how it is-
Ran: *sigh* Yeah yeah, big case, I know.
Shinichi: Wha-? Oh right, what I said before. Yeah, that's long over. Now I'm fighting in a war with Gundams, like the one behind me
Ran: ........... *beeeeeeep*
Shinichi: ...Mission accomplished.

...Just curious: what is the above screencap from? I don't remember it...which is saying something since Shinichi only appears so very few times o_o

[CodeFreak43]

Shinichi: Well, Ran, I'm sorry but I have to go -- you know how it is-
Ran: *sigh* Yeah yeah, big case, I know.
Shinichi: Wha-? Oh right, what I said before. Yeah, that's long over. Now I'm fighting in a war with Gundams, like the one behind me
Ran: ........... *beeeeeeep*
Shinichi: ...Mission accomplished.

...Just curious: what is the above screencap from? I don't remember it...which is saying something since Shinichi only appears so very few times o_o

I dunno I was just looking through for something for the England one.



Shiratori finally realized why CodeFreak43 was at his door with an aluminum bat...
Shiratori: I should probably get out of here...
Conan: You think?

[Supernatural Delight]

I'm sorry I know I shouldn't post a picture with words but I didn't want to get rid of them because I thought what was said along with the bear being there made it funnier.



Off Screen both Takagi & Megure -

Megure: Everything which looked like explosives just turned out to be pranks.
Takagi: But what about the bear?
Megure: What about it?
Takagi: Well, what made it look like an explosive?
Megure: Oh that one wasn't a prank it was an actual bomb.
Takagi: A... a... a bomb? Is it disarmed?
Megure: Oops.

[oxen221]

Shiratori: Even though I have millions I only pay minimal tax because of police salary heh heh heh...

[yamiangie]

Shinichi: Well, Ran, I'm sorry but I have to go -- you know how it is-
Ran: *sigh* Yeah yeah, big case, I know.
Shinichi: Wha-? Oh right, what I said before. Yeah, that's long over. Now I'm fighting in a war with Gundams, like the one behind me
Ran: ........... *beeeeeeep*
Shinichi: ...Mission accomplished.

...Just curious: what is the above screencap from? I don't remember it...which is saying something since Shinichi only appears so very few times o_o

I just have to make and addition
Duo Maxwell: Give me back Deathscyth Brat!

[dumytru]

Spoiler: 10 Images

[Supernatural Delight]

Conan: Whoa!!! These small hands are good for something! They make breasts feel 3 times bigger then their actual size!

[Kleene Onigiri]

Kazuha: If you're aiming for Heiji, then I'll take Conan! I'm already convincing him!

[Aokochan]

Heiji: Hahaha! Kudo you are so small! I think you are the most unlucky person in the world!

Kazuha: Why are we so young? And who put those handcuffs on us?
Heiji: Kudo, I will avenge you! *but where did he get those APTX?*
Conan: That'll teach you to make fun of me! Kazuha, I know it isn't your fault, but like this it is funnier!

[sonoci]

Spoiler: 10 Captions

Conan: Man, I'm not sure how I feel about this sweater. It's just not as classy as my suit.

Heiji: The funny part is, it looks a lot less conspicuous and hides your identity better.
Conan: Shut up, I love that suit. T-T


Kogoro: I don't understand why there's always a camera man around us nowadays.
Camera man: It's so we can clearly document all the murders that happen around you, and the fans love it when at the climax of the deduction the little kid goes and-

Conan: YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY MEAN THAT YOU CAUGHT THAT ON TAPE?
Camera man: Your hilarious expressions? Of course!

Conan: O-Oh...You meant that...

Camera man: The best one was after you had that bath with Ran! Your blood shot out like a geyser!

Conan: Note to self - kill that camera man.


Kazuha: You are a devious, devious woman, you know that? Training this kid to be a pervert!
Conan: No, no! You've got it all wrong! I'm telling you, you just leaned forward and my hands happened to be...where they currently are!


Heiji: ...Whoa, didn't think that ol' man was so serious when he said "You two! Be a childhood pair!"
Kazuha: Yeah, I know, right? I mean, he didn't have to handcuff us and throw us in a storage shed!
Heiji: Somehow, this almost feels like kidnapping...


Conan: ONE THING. I GAVE YOU ONE THING TO DO. ONE
Heiji: Actually it was two - 1) not to call you Kudo in public and 2) not to call you Kudo in front of Ran.
Conan: ...ONE LIFE. YOU HAVE ONE LIFE. AND IT. IT IS GONE.