The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[angelranchan]

Shinichi: Although my family is worth millions I only bought you this cola ha ha. And you still need to pay for our wedding.

nyah~
xDD


Ran imitating Heiji's father..

[redangelran]

Shinichi: Although my family is worth millions I only bought you this cola ha ha. And you still need to pay for our wedding.

XDD

[Kleene Onigiri]

Ran: This Okiya guy looks like this... just with glasses

[Aokochan]

Ran: This Okiya guy looks like this... just with glasses

xDDDD

[sonoci]

Shinichi: Ran, you need to help me drink Sonoci's Coke.

Conan: Gah! That's the last time I do a commercial for a jam I've never heard of!


Conan: ...Ran, what are you doing?
Ran: Sonoko told me if I close my eyes and wish hard enough, Shinichi will appear!
Conan: ...and...you believed her...? 

[angelranchan]

^ nyahahaha! xDD
"and you believe her :-|"! xDDD

Ran: This Okiya guy looks like this... just with glasses

xDDDD

yep! that's what i'm thinking too at first.. but no glasses xDD
^okiya's good dafter? daughter


^ new way of handling the culprit!
kaito : one move and I will die..unique murder weapon on her hair! better not move..

[sstimson]

Ran: When I open my eyes, 2011 will be history

Happy New Year

[Shinhoi]

Ran: When I open my eyes, 2011 will be history

Happy New Year

"like"

[Aokochan]

^ new way of handling the culprit!
kaito : one move and I will die..unique murder weapon on her hair! better not move..

XD!

Ran: When I open my eyes, 2011 will be history

Happy New Year

"like"

^

[Sato]

Kogoro: I'm handsome like this guy!! Furthermore, and with extra mustache on pointy chin I look good for Eri to kiss me!
Eri: (backstage) .... My lip smell of onions you sure you want to kiss?
Kogoro: *sob*

[aly_angelflight]

Spoiler: The Ending of DC We Don't Want

Conan: Hey, Ran...
Ran: Huh? Conan-kun, why are you calling me from Shinichi's phone number?
Conan (thoughts): Uh oh. This isn't my voice-changer bowtie, it's a normal bowtie! D:
Conan: Arere... I thought this was my phone. I guess Shinichi-nii-chan left his phone at Agasa-hakase's house and I mistook it for mine.

Ran: Conan-kun, just admit you're really Shinichi and come home already.

Conan: I'll come home, but I'm not Shinichi-nii-chan. *hangs up*

When he returns home, Ran tells him that Vermouth was actually a PSIA agent that was forced to cooperate with the BO since her daughter, the real Chris Vineyard, was in their hands. However, when she found out that her daughter had escaped their captivity and was now employed as a housemaid to the Kuroba family, she returned to her old job and started the wave of arrests that resulted in the downfall of the evil syndicate, so he didn't have hide the fact that he was really Shinichi anymore.

Conan: Vermouth, I thought we agreed that I would be the one to take down the BO.
Vermouth-disguised-as-Shinchi (thoughts): S***. I was so happy that my daughter was safe that I forgot about that promise.

Kogorou tried to audition for a spot in Shaman King, but because he would only partner with Beethoven and the producers thought Beethoven's ghost wouldn't be appealing to the target audience, he didn't get it.

[sonoci]

*a continuation of sorts*


Ran: You really did appear! Oh, thank you Sonoko! It worked, it really worked!
Kaito: ...Uh, look, I know I look like him, but, uh...
Conan: *facepalms* Ran...you might want to open your eyes...

[oxen221]

Ran: I'll let you have the gem, but in return you'll have to steal Shinichi back for me.

Kaito: But kidnapping is a crime!

Ran: Your point being???

[CodeFreak43]

Err, I have a funny caption but I don't know how to add a picture. EDIT: My friend showed me how!



Ran&Sonoko: GHOST! *screams*
Conan: *sighs* It's only a hologram.
Yamamura {offscreen}: Conan, that's not a hologram.
Conan: WHAT?!?!
Yamamura {offscreen}: Yeah, that's an alien, WAIT! An A-A-ALIEN?!?! *screams like a girl*
Conan: *thinking* I scared the shit out of them thanks to mom and Kid's disguising skills!



Conan: Ow... Who put this pole right in the middle of the walkway?!

Me {I'm saying the brown haired dude in this is me} : Rofl, that happened to me last summer!

[dumytru]

Should I upload about 100 screenshots?
Just say so, and I'll do it.