Today's Awesome Stories

[Suutashi]

Pot roast for dinner!!!

[mangaluva]

A significantly less awkward vodka-based conversation.

Grandma: *steals my drink* Mmm, that's pretty good. Pour me one!
Me: Grandma, that's my vodka and coke...
Grandma: I know. Pour me one. Easy on the cola, that stuff's bad for your teeth.

I love my grandma.

[nomemory]

A significantly less awkward vodka-based conversation.

Grandma: *steals my drink* Mmm, that's pretty good. Pour me one!
Me: Grandma, that's my vodka and coke...
Grandma: I know. Pour me one. Easy on the cola, that stuff's bad for your teeth.

I love my grandma.

XD She sounds awesome

[queenmisanagi]

A significantly less awkward vodka-based conversation.

Grandma: *steals my drink* Mmm, that's pretty good. Pour me one!
Me: Grandma, that's my vodka and coke...
Grandma: I know. Pour me one. Easy on the cola, that stuff's bad for your teeth.

I love my grandma.

danger level:

cola > vodka

someone should mandate this.

[Suutashi]

I got both of these books in near mint condition for two dollars each. The books will be in perfect condition once they've had time to air out. (What kind of idiot smokes around a book worth up to three hundred dollars anyway?)

[Commi-Ninja]

They're worth how much?!  O.o

[Suutashi]

They're worth how much?!  O.o

The Smithsonian Book is being sold for around three hundred and nineteen dollars while the Audubon one is being sold for around eleven dollars. I've gotten love book sales at the library.

[nomemory]

What kind of idiot smokes around a books?

I often wonder that too D:

[nomemory]

Double post!

Got my new skirt with the mail today and I love it <3 It's great and now I finally have a skirt that I feel comfortable in again

[Raiden]

What kind of idiot smokes around a books?

I often wonder that too D:

Smokers, of course! *Gets bricked for bad pun :V*

[mangaluva]

Got my 3DS and Mario Kart 7 today    To Game for OoT!

[Akonyl]

Smokers, of course! *Gets bricked for bad pun :V*

I don't think that's really a pun, but it deserves a bricking anyway

[Callid]

What kind of idiot smokes around a books?

I often wonder that too D:

I suppose the same people that smoke while correcting student papers :x

[nomemory]

What kind of idiot smokes around a books?

I often wonder that too D:

I suppose the same people that smoke while correcting student papers :x

Gotta be more evil to smoke around books :V Books are holy after all. As for student papers.. not so much

[Callid]

What kind of idiot smokes around a books?

I often wonder that too D:

I suppose the same people that smoke while correcting student papers :x

Gotta be more evil to smoke around books :V Books are holy after all. As for student papers.. not so much

But books belong to the smoker (hopefully!), while student papers don't :x