Today's Weird Stories...

[Akonyl]

you know you're at a classy party when the house has two poles set up in the living room.

[Suutashi]

you know you're at a classy party when the house has two poles set up in the living room.

I don't know if "classy" is the word I would be using to describe it.

[mangaluva]

Reminds me of when we were shopping in Hastings. There was a home pole kit. It was in a black box that looked like a toolkit and my mum had picked it up and was taking it to the counter thinking it was the toolkit a neighbour was after.

Also, was there seriously an entire aisle of Bibles in Barnes and Nobles? Am I the only person who finds that utterly bizarre? It was bigger than the Travel section.

[IHKF]

I don't understand why someone would do that. I hope the parents were blindfolded as well D:

No, the parents were not blindfolded at all. Ew, just, ew.

the funny part is that apparently someone started talking to their supervisor about the article and was like "oh man, so this school in Minnesota blindfolded some kids were told they were gonna get a kiss from a special someone", and the supervisor was like "oh, yeah we did that all the time in Georgia and it always turned out to be their moms or something"

so apparently parents making out with their children for laughs isn't all that uncommon in the South 

.... I hate living in the south.... Thank god it's Florida and most are just "AMERICA! WE LOVE AMERICA!" people and not the "let's do THIS with my MOTHER" people.

[Suutashi]

I don't understand why someone would do that. I hope the parents were blindfolded as well D:

No, the parents were not blindfolded at all. Ew, just, ew.

the funny part is that apparently someone started talking to their supervisor about the article and was like "oh man, so this school in Minnesota blindfolded some kids were told they were gonna get a kiss from a special someone", and the supervisor was like "oh, yeah we did that all the time in Georgia and it always turned out to be their moms or something"

so apparently parents making out with their children for laughs isn't all that uncommon in the South 

.... I hate living in the south.... Thank god it's Florida and most are just "AMERICA! WE LOVE AMERICA!" people and not the "let's do THIS with my MOTHER" people.

I hate the idiotic stereotype of Southerners being into inbreeding and incest. It's not funny at all.

[IHKF]

I don't understand why someone would do that. I hope the parents were blindfolded as well D:

No, the parents were not blindfolded at all. Ew, just, ew.

the funny part is that apparently someone started talking to their supervisor about the article and was like "oh man, so this school in Minnesota blindfolded some kids were told they were gonna get a kiss from a special someone", and the supervisor was like "oh, yeah we did that all the time in Georgia and it always turned out to be their moms or something"

so apparently parents making out with their children for laughs isn't all that uncommon in the South 

.... I hate living in the south.... Thank god it's Florida and most are just "AMERICA! WE LOVE AMERICA!" people and not the "let's do THIS with my MOTHER" people.

I hate the idiotic stereotype of Southerners being into inbreeding and incest. It's not funny at all.

Yeah. Most of them here are just insanely religious and into America. XD But there are a lot of people here who aren't like that. I was BORN and RAISED in the south... I don't like automatically having that rep on my shoulders.

[Suutashi]

I don't understand why someone would do that. I hope the parents were blindfolded as well D:

No, the parents were not blindfolded at all. Ew, just, ew.

the funny part is that apparently someone started talking to their supervisor about the article and was like "oh man, so this school in Minnesota blindfolded some kids were told they were gonna get a kiss from a special someone", and the supervisor was like "oh, yeah we did that all the time in Georgia and it always turned out to be their moms or something"

so apparently parents making out with their children for laughs isn't all that uncommon in the South 

.... I hate living in the south.... Thank god it's Florida and most are just "AMERICA! WE LOVE AMERICA!" people and not the "let's do THIS with my MOTHER" people.

I hate the idiotic stereotype of Southerners being into inbreeding and incest. It's not funny at all.

Yeah. Most of them here are just insanely religious and into America. XD But there are a lot of people here who aren't like that. I was BORN and RAISED in the south... I don't like automatically having that rep on my shoulders.

Same here.

[nomemory]

Saw a really odd musical movie today, Annie. It was so strange that grandmother who normally snoozes when watching TV stayed awake the entire time

[KainTheVampire]

Saw a really odd musical movie today, Annie. It was so strange that grandmother who normally snoozes when watching TV stayed awake the entire time

Say what?!

[Kor]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/ame ... story.html

For some reason I find it hilarious. Hilariously sad, but still hilarious.

[nomemory]

Was out drinking coffee (actually chai latte but.. ) and when I put mine and my friend's mugs at the tray where they should be, the girl who worked there thanked me. I am not complaining but why thank me for having common sense?

[mangaluva]

^Because a lot of people are douches who leave their junk all over the place for the shop workers to clean up. So that was nice of you

My weird story: Laila's group's performance featured a zombie disco. And an entire soliloquy given in the language of sheep. The former made sense in context. The latter... didn't.

[KainTheVampire]

Mom: I'm going to pay a ticket so you can go to one of your best friends
Me: Yaa-
Mom: So I get some time ALONE
Me: ... ... ... ... Something tells me you won't be that alone
Mom: *giggle*
Me: ... ... Oh god I should learn to keep quiet DX *leaves*

[mangaluva]

Overheard the phrase "...well, I think if you kill someone while you're asleep, you can't get done for that."

Then I went back to physically and emotionally abusing my supernatural lesbian lover.

(I love how I can make instant weird stories by recounting what happened in rehearsals.)

[Edogawa4869]

Overheard the phrase "...well, I think if you kill someone while you're asleep, you can't get done for that."

Then I went back to physically and emotionally abusing my supernatural lesbian lover.

(I love how I can make instant weird stories by recounting what happened in rehearsals.)

Ah, the classic rehearsal stories...

"The Baker's son, Charles III of the Cheesecloth/Little Gurgles/Baby Bighead (take your pick, all and more have been used), needs a cheesecloth now. We are offering a reward for finding the cheesecloth..."
~Into the Woods 2012