The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[sonoci]

. . .

Not sure if this counts as a caption or not but

At first I was like


But then I was like


Anyway, real caption time.


Off-screen, Conan laughs at the one who said "Pft, fishing is easy!"


Ayumi: Ai-chan...I think I'm going to have to kill you before I'm able to have Conan-kun for myself. I'm sorry it has to be this way.
Ai and Conan: Wh-Wha!?


Turns out Ayumi couldn't find the heart to kill Ai, especially after Conan tried to stop the madness. She did, however, whap Conan across the face and bind the two of them.
Above is the two trying to figure out what the **** just happened.


Mitsuhiko: Hey, Conan and Haibara! You never told us you were in a band with that famous high school detective and a really pretty woman!
Ayumi: Yeah! That looks SOOO cool!
Genta: We're totally getting free backstage passes now, right?
Conan: (thinking) THE...THE HELL? HOW IS THERE A BILLBOARD FOR A BAND THAT CONSISTS OF ONLY TECHNICALLY TWO PEOPLE? ...WHO AREN'T IN A BAND?
Ai: (thinking): My god... Did they really make me wear that dress? That color is definitely not flattering.
/insider joke

Pictures courtesy of the "Screencap thread for Ai and Conan"

[oxen221]

(Both at the same time): What!! You dressed up as a kidnapped victim for Halloween too!!??

[sstimson]

(Both at the same time):My mummy made me do it.

[briggettkylie]

AHH! WHAT'S THAT RED THING ON YOUR FOREHEAD!? D:



Conan: What? You too?
Haibara: I know!
Both: Wow, we can both really speak with each other in our minds! Again!

[Sato]

Conan: Say no to beer.

[Kleene Onigiri]

Kogoro thinking: Did this little brat try to point his watch at me again?! He'll better stop pulling this prank and always putting me to sleep!
Conan trying to act innocent, thinking: Uh-oh... did he figure me out? Nah... can't be.

[sonoci]

Again, courtesy to the "Screencap thread for Ai and Conan"


Haibara: And this is what you call "flipping the bird".
Conan: ...I'm pretty sure that's the wrong finger.


Conan: ...Please tell me you didn't just grab where I think you did.
Haibara: Damn I didn't think you'd notice.


Haibara: What are you-?
Conan: I need money. We haven't been getting any cases lately. Even just some change will do.


Conan: Alright..."me", it's time for you to go back in the closet again and stay quiet like a good boy.
Shinichi: ...mother


Hattori: ...You know, it never fails to amuse me how small you are.
Conan: Shut it.



Hattori: Uh...Lady...? This...is a guy thing.

[me=sonoci]is shot

[briggettkylie]

Hattori: ...You know, it never fails to amuse me how small you are.
Conan: Shut it.

HAHA! Was gonna post that as well! It's really funny how small he is! Whenever my fam & I see someone who's that small, it reminds us of Conan right away xD




Haibara as Conan: Only 5 seconds for the antitode I gave you to explode.
Shinichi: DDD: O:
Haibara as Conan: Gomenasai, it seems the cruel, black blood still circulates inside me.

[Kleene Onigiri]

They are all great XD


Haibara: No, Edogawa-kun, don't even look there.
Conan: But...
Haibara: You already have all Sherlock Holmes books.
Conan: But... those are some special editions!
Haibara: I said no.

[sstimson]

They are all great XD


Haibara: No, Edogawa-kun, don't even look there.
Conan: But...
Haibara: You already have all Sherlock Holmes books.
Conan: But... those are some special editions!
Haibara: I said no.

Aw poor Conan. I bet he was hoping for FIRST EDITIONS. Oh well maybe next time

[Callid]

Conan: No, Haibara, I won't buy you another purse.

[Graywolf]

Haibara: No, Edogawa-kun, don't even look there.
Conan: But...
Haibara: You already have all Sherlock Holmes books.
Conan: But... those are some special editions!
Haibara: I said no.

Don't worry Conan, I know that feel.

[Philoux]

Scenario: Ran uses a time machine and travels through time back to the NY case. She then tells Shinichi about his future
Ran:... and that's how you'll end up as Conan Edogawa.

Continuation of the scenario
Ran didn't mention who Anokata was.
Shinichi wants to know and asks her.
Ran tells him

Spoiler:

[sonoci]

EDIT: ME READ WRONG~


Ran: What's wrong Shinichi?
Shinichi: Getting...choked...by...invisible...force... Neck...strangling...

ALTERNATIVELY

Ran: What is it?
Shinichi: Your mouth...why is it closed now when it wasn't in the original picture? O_____o

[sonoci]

I like the concept and it made me laugh, but after reading it over I realized: how does she tell him about the future if she went back in time? xD

I don't know what you mean. The Ran who's telling Shinichi about his future is the Ran from the time when the manga has already been completed.

...OH WOW

I am so sorry, that was a major brainfart right there xD I don't know how but I read that wrong

Again, really sorry xDDD'''

*cough*

Anyway

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Ai: ...God damn it Agasa.