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I found out that turning the hot water knob in the shower causes the hose attached to the shower sprayer to rotate. It didn't used to do that.
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http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2011 ... _video.php
Officials from Rosemount High School are apologizing for a so-called "prank" that will almost surely lead to a lifetime of awkward family gatherings and thousands of hours of therapy for the students involved.

At an end-of-the-year pepfest last week, a group of winter sports captains were blindfolded in the school gym in front of their peers, and told they would be receiving a kiss from a "special someone."

These poor kids reasonably assumed they were about to make out with their classmates. But the assembly organizers had something else in mind: their parents.


Footage of the assembly shows a scene that would make even Sigmund Freud cringe. Dads kissing daughters. Mothers kissing sons.

And these are not just innocent pecks on the lips. The parents are intimately lip-locking their children for several seconds. One even progresses to rolling around on the gym floor. In another instance, a mother moves her son's hand south so he's grasping her butt.

After the make-out session comes to an end, the still-blindfolded kids are asked to guess who kissed them.

"Um, they had luscious lips," says one poor soul.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpktyg_0YXM
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^That is.. WTF? :|
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I don't understand why someone would do that. I hope the parents were blindfolded as well D:
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hopelessidiot wrote: I don't understand why someone would do that. I hope the parents were blindfolded as well D:
No, the parents were not blindfolded at all. Ew, just, ew.
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O_o;

That's just ... *shudders*
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Oh god, ew. D: D: D: Those poor kids. What kind of parents would ever agree to that!? D:
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PhoenixTears wrote: Oh god, ew. D: D: D: Those poor kids. What kind of parents would ever agree to that!? D:
The wrong kind ... the like which shouldn't be allowed to have children. *.*
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My reaction can pretty much be summed up as "Oh, interesting idea; I mean, who isn't used to kissing their parents... wait... but not in that way! :|"
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Suutashi wrote:
hopelessidiot wrote: I don't understand why someone would do that. I hope the parents were blindfolded as well D:
No, the parents were not blindfolded at all. Ew, just, ew.
the funny part is that apparently someone started talking to their supervisor about the article and was like "oh man, so this school in Minnesota blindfolded some kids were told they were gonna get a kiss from a special someone", and the supervisor was like "oh, yeah we did that all the time in Georgia and it always turned out to be their moms or something"

so apparently parents making out with their children for laughs isn't all that uncommon in the South  :-X
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Akonyl wrote:
Suutashi wrote:
hopelessidiot wrote: I don't understand why someone would do that. I hope the parents were blindfolded as well D:
No, the parents were not blindfolded at all. Ew, just, ew.
the funny part is that apparently someone started talking to their supervisor about the article and was like "oh man, so this school in Minnesota blindfolded some kids were told they were gonna get a kiss from a special someone", and the supervisor was like "oh, yeah we did that all the time in Georgia and it always turned out to be their moms or something"

so apparently parents making out with their children for laughs isn't all that uncommon in the South  :-X
Scary.  I'd never heard of it happening until you posted that link.  Thank GOD!  O.o;;;
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Akonyl wrote:
Suutashi wrote:
hopelessidiot wrote: I don't understand why someone would do that. I hope the parents were blindfolded as well D:
No, the parents were not blindfolded at all. Ew, just, ew.
the funny part is that apparently someone started talking to their supervisor about the article and was like "oh man, so this school in Minnesota blindfolded some kids were told they were gonna get a kiss from a special someone", and the supervisor was like "oh, yeah we did that all the time in Georgia and it always turned out to be their moms or something"

so apparently parents making out with their children for laughs isn't all that uncommon in the South  :-X
I don't think it's actually all that common down here. O.O I think the person who said that they did stuff like that in Georgia all the time wasn't telling the truth.
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Suutashi wrote:I don't think it's actually all that common down here. O.O I think the person who said that they did stuff like that in Georgia all the time wasn't telling the truth.
maybe, but the fact that he apparently knew it'd be about moms kissin their sons before the guy even said it leads me to believe otherwise  :-X
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Akonyl wrote:
Suutashi wrote:I don't think it's actually all that common down here. O.O I think the person who said that they did stuff like that in Georgia all the time wasn't telling the truth.
maybe, but the fact that he apparently knew it'd be about moms kissin their sons before the guy even said it leads me to believe otherwise  :-X
I agree with that. But I don't want to >.>
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Thaaaaaaaaaaaaat's creepy... [insert generic joke about inbreeding in the South here]
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