Grant a wish game

[Kaito Lady]

granted, but you never get sick because you're dead


i wish i could fly

[Aokochan]

Granted, but that's because you are a bird, and you only fly for a few minutes, because a hunter catches you.

Granted, but that's because you also become a grammar nazi

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDD:::::::::!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew your reaction  would be like this :P

I wish I could teletransport myself to anywhere I wanted

[Kaito Lady]

graanted, but while you were teletransportin you suddenly explode

Granted, but that's because you also become a grammar nazi

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDD:::::::::!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew your reaction  would be like this

how come?

i wish i knew all the answers always!

[KawanoMino]

Granted, but failed because you didn't use proper grammar. XDDD

I wish I had a pet dolphin.

[Kaito Lady]

granted, but it swimms away when it sees that you're a grammar nazi


i wish i could read ppl's mind

[Aokochan]

Granted, but you get depressed because of the things you read on them

Granted, but that's because you also become a grammar nazi

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDDDDDD:::::::::!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew your reaction  would be like this

how come?

IDK... It was like an intuition... And because of the way you talk about grammar nazis, I tought you would hate the idea of being one of them. Well, at least you won't fail exams because of the grammar...XD

I wish I owned a magic lamp

[phreak_91]

Granted, but you are trapped inside of it.

I wish that I was tired when it was time to go to sleep.

[Supernatural Delight]

Granted but now you are only tired when it's time to go to sleep which is never because you are trapped at 12:00pm for the rest of your life so have fun!

I wish that my cats could talk.

[phreak_91]

True. However, the only thing they talk about is how much they  hate you.

I wish I could get a college degree without doing any work.

[Supernatural Delight]

Granted! You got a college degree alright, from a clown college!

I wish that there were active Detective Conan roleplayers on Formspring.

[phreak_91]

True, but they all kill you

I wish I knew what I was doing for dinner.

[KawanoMino]

Granted, but you would be doing that same thing for dinner for the rest of your life.

I wish I was super smart.

[Supernatural Delight]

Granted but now you know too much & now there are some evil crime organizations that want to kill you because you know too much about them. Good luck with that!

I wish that my mom didn't have to work on Thanksgiving.

[phreak_91]

Granted, but she works anyway because she doesn't want to spend time with you 

I wish tomorrow was Thanksgiving, and not the day before Thanksgiving.

[Supernatural Delight]

Granted but because there was a day change you forgot to defrost the turkey & after a series of events in the end the house ends up burnt down.

I wish that I would be able to get up early enough on Thanksgiving morning to watch Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. (I never miss it but I usually sleep in til about 2pm so I'm worried)