Quote game

[breva]

"Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them."
-Dalai Lama

[Suutashi]

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin

[sstimson]

Neither refuse to give help when it is needed,... nor refuse to accept it when it is offered.
― Lloyd Alexander

[Suutashi]

An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it.
James A. Michener

[sstimson]

There are none so blind as those, that will not see
English Proverbs

[breva]

"What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself."
-Mark Twain

[Suutashi]

To raise new questions, new possibilities, to regard old problems from a new angle, requires creative imagination and marks real advance in science.
Albert Einstein

[breva]

"Do not let spacious plans for a new world divert your energies from saving what is left of the old."
-Winston Churchill

[Suutashi]

A corporation's responsibility is to the shareholders, not its retirees and employees. Companies are doing everything they can to get rid of pension plans and they will succeed.
Ben Stein

[sstimson]

The best laid schemes o' mice an' men
gang aft a-gley.--Robert Burns ("To a Mouse")
[Popularly misquoted as: The best laid plans of mice and men often go astray, or The best laid plans of mice and men go oft astray.]

[Suutashi]

If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
Mark Twain

[breva]

"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."
-Confucious

[Commi-Ninja]

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.  By Order of the Author, Per G.G., Chief of Ordnance.
Mark Twain

[Suutashi]

It is a good motive, fame and money, as it is tangible and measurable. Being an artist is neither measurable nor tangible and certainly not a way to become rich.
Dirk Benedict

[sstimson]

Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
Mohandas Gandhi