The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[sstimson]

Mitsuhiko (dresser as Conan): I can not believe we made it. That line was twenty blocks long
Unknown: You are the twelfth Conan I've seen at this anime Convention.

[MistyDelusions]

Conan: Aaaah!
Mitsuhiko: What's wrong Conan?
Conan: Someone grabbed my tooshie!

Spoiler:

For those who don't know what 'tooshie' is. It's another slang word for buttocks. What's awesome is that I first heard this on the cartoon CODENAME: Kid's Next Door (years ago). :3

[angelranchan]

Ran: you'll approve my marriage with Shinichi or die?!
Kogoro : Y-Y-Yes! You can marry him NOW! Spare my life,Please!! >.<

[tantei.conan]

Ran: you'll approve my marriage with Shinichi or die?!
Kogoro : Y-Y-Yes! You can marry him NOW! Spare my life,Please!! >.<

LOL xD

[sonoci]

Ran: I'm afraid that you're knowledge is too great, father. I now must kill you like all the rest.
Kogoro: W-Who would've thought you were the serial killer all this time. Wh-What's your motive?
Ran: Right now anyone who thinks I'm suspicious, but before I was thinking of killing everyone who wasn't Shinichi. Eventually I realized that also included me, so that plan went in the trash.

[sstimson]

I need some ham for your ham and cheese sandwich

[briggettkylie]

Ran: Get back with Okaasan now, or else...

[kentasaiba]

Ran: I love Kazuha and she me, are you really against it?

[Shinhoi]

Ran: First, you object me being with Shinichi. NOW you object me being with conan. What is this?!

[MistyDelusions]

Ran: I saw you coming out of the hotel together with that woman Otousan! Who was she!?
Kogoro: Uh..I..she.. *gulp*

[redangelran]

Kogoro: what're you doing ran?!
Ran: If Aoyama's not removing that mustache, I'll do it myself!

[oxen221]

Ran: How DARE you not paying for my Karate classes!! What did you do with the MONEY!???

Kogoro: B..B..B..Beer.......and Yoko-Chan dvds.

[Apprentice of Shiho]

Ran: I'm afraid that you're knowledge is too great, father. I now must kill you like all the rest.
Kogoro: W-Who would've thought you were the serial killer all this time. Wh-What's your motive?
Ran: Right now anyone who thinks I'm suspicious, but before I was thinking of killing everyone who wasn't Shinichi. Eventually I realized that also included me, so that plan went in the trash.

XD All of these are just too funny! (Now I guess we all know why people always start dying wherever Conan goes... )

[sstimson]

Ran: We are doing a modified version of Shakespeare " The Merchant of Venice"
Where Shylock does get his pound of flesh and I am playing Shylock. You for my
practice can be Antonio


Note for those not familiar - A famous line from that play

231   And lawfully by this the Jew may claim
232   A pound of flesh, to be by him cut off
233   Nearest the merchant's heart

[ranger]

Ran: Blood. Sometimes it sets my teeth on edge, other times it helps me control the chaos.
Kogorou: WOAH there Ran Morgan, layoff the Showtime!