The FAIL Thread

[hakkaino7]

I do not advise anyone who easily vomits to visit the site mentioned above. Just a security note.

Fixed  :P

I was planning on putting that warning earlier but I wasn't so sure since they're all plastic  ???

btw, I love cats almost as much as jd loves red panda but the picture didn't affect me 

same, I <3 cats, but when it's just a plastic keychain it's not like anyone's pulling any messed up NEDM stuff or something, no cats are actually bein hurt so it's all gravy

But those death by rape figures are still... you know... more than gravy 

I think i need to shoot myself... I'm starting to want to one one of those 

[Akonyl]

I do not advise anyone who easily vomits to visit the site mentioned above. Just a security note.

Fixed  :P

I was planning on putting that warning earlier but I wasn't so sure since they're all plastic  ???

btw, I love cats almost as much as jd loves red panda but the picture didn't affect me 

same, I <3 cats, but when it's just a plastic keychain it's not like anyone's pulling any messed up NEDM stuff or something, no cats are actually bein hurt so it's all gravy

But those death by rape figures are still... you know... more than gravy 

I think i need to shoot myself... I'm starting to want to one one of those 

it's all gravy imo.

Until someone is actually raped to death of course. Then it's not gravy.

[Callid]

Even if noone is hurt, it may still goad someone to do it for real...
Which wouldn't be "not gravy" but terrible. You guys are obviously not caring too much for the potential victim, but it could be YOU!
(As long as you're a woman.)

[ccppfan]

I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

Bash.org........epic....WIN xDDDD

THAT IS TOTALLY COOL. XD

[karisama]

okay so this isn't exactly FAIL material but I thought I'd show it to you guys anyway :3
excuse me for going off-topic

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With a party going full bore in the apartment above his, my friend could forget about getting any sleep. The next day, he spotted the offending party giver.

"Didn't you hear me pounding on the ceiling?" he asked.

The woman smiled pleasantly. "That's okay. We were making a lot of noise ourselves."
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I had been thinking about coloring my hair. One day while going through a magazine, I came across an ad for a hair-coloring product featuring a beautiful young model with hair a shade that I liked. Wanting a second opinion, I asked my husband, "How do you think this color would look on a face with a few wrinkles?"

He looked at the picture, crumpled it up, straightened it out and studied it again. "Just great, hon."
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I sat there waiting for my new doctor to make his way through the file that contained my very extensive medical history. After he finished all 17 pages, he looked up at me. "You look better in person than you do on paper."
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[hakkaino7]

STOP!... no... GO!... no.. STOP!... 

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[Mizzicco]

Spank Me!

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[hakkaino7]

Apparently the yahoo anti-spam doesn't include stupid really slow friends who forwards spam to you...*sighs*



And it seems that Mozilla Thunderbird allows me to go back up to 6 messages of null:null



Tell me if the pictures/links are broken, I uploaded these blindly since Imageshack is blocked here in the office

[Akonyl]

but null:null is the best type of email.

and yeah, they worked.

[Eve]

EVE necromanc-ing at 3 in the morning because she misses the old people and old threads like these

why did Akonyl kill this awesome thread? , okay "cause its death" is what I mean

[Raifuujin]

[me=Raifuujin]necros thread, because there might actually be some people who would post here now[/me]

Only have one thing myself, though.

[Jefufuh]

[me=Raifuujin]necros thread, because there might actually be some people who would post here now[/me]

Only have one thing myself, though.

LOL XD


ok I found some more Bash material:

I was in a bar Saturday night, and had a few drinks.
I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
One of them screamed, "It's Wales you idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Ireland?"
That's all I remember
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NOOOOOO i didn't want to do that no no no no
what?
i added honey boo boo to my google news section
no no no no how do i undo
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Hey Russia I just met you and this is crazy but our space agency is broke launch our shit maybe?
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*** bluntonio is now known as bluntplane
i have the worst goddamn neighbor on this plane
dude keeps scratching his fungus-infected foot and shit
and his balls
and then touches his face
has his legs crossed so his shoeless-foot is dangerously close to my leg (wearing shorts)
i'm about to tell him if his foot touches me again we're going to have a problem
in civil disobedience protest i am attempting to fart a lot
he is so hyping nasty
i want to stab him in the throat
a lot
as in, i both want a lot to stab him in the throat
and i would like to stab him in the throat a lot
i would also be okay if he died of aids
or anything else other than a plane crash
but most especially by a stab to the throat
stab(s)
oh and he is now picking his nose
oh hype me
here is the crown jewel
dude just went into the bathroom in his socks
THIS NASTY MOTHERFUCKER
I HOPE YOU DIE
i would piss in this guy's face if i could
i would piss in his wife
YEA KEEP PICKING THAT FUCKER AND WIPING ON YOUR PANTS
MAYBE YOU WILL FIND SOME SHAME UP IN THERE
if i murder this hype, will you guys kick in for bail ?
also, is "he needed killing" a valid defense ?
and finally, if I murder him on the plane while in the air, what state has jurisdiction ?
*** Signoff: bluntplane (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
Federal
so.. is bluntonio in jail?
cause...  I'll totally chip for bail

[Kaito Lady]

Awesome thread XD

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while looking up those I also found this

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[phreak_91]

Awesome thread XD

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while looking up those I also found this

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Kain would probably like to have that last one.

[Kaito Lady]

Awesome thread XD

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while looking up those I also found this

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Kain would probably like to have that last one.

thats what I thought when I saw it