The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[aly_angelflight]

Jodie: I don't care if we're in a hospital--I am going to kill you and become the head of the mafia!

[Sato]

Oh no, I have been spotted! He knows I'm carrying his bone!

[redangelran]

Oh no, I have been spotted! He knows I'm carrying his bone!

hahaha! that's very funny LOL

[sstimson]

See if you get this kinda PUN



Tell me it is not so. I been once again licked by Lupin!!

[Gintoki23]

See if you get this kinda PUN



Tell me it is not so. I been once again licked by Lupin!!

Lupin the 3rd VS Detective Conan? 

[Sato]

I remove my old (latest) post, it is un-deliberate as I don't like my latest caption I reply to top.


To the culprit:

Stop! Erm.... your mother is looking at you, she's in the train. Because you... holding the knife, she look real mad. Really mad. I can't promise what happen next, she look like she has horns on her head. Good luck.

[sstimson]

See if you get this kinda PUN



Tell me it is not so. I been once again licked by Lupin!!

Lupin the 3rd VS Detective Conan? 

I hate needing to explains my puns

oh well

Remember who inspired KID #1 - Arsene Lupin

Spoiler:

I was suggesting that KID beat Conan Again!

[Sato]

Takagi: Megure keibu! Look at me pose as monkey lying on top hanging to the bar!
Megure: Come out here and let me punch your head. I want to see one small swollen skin and I'm satisfied.

[Gintoki23]

See if you get this kinda PUN



Tell me it is not so. I been once again licked by Lupin!!

Lupin the 3rd VS Detective Conan? 

I hate needing to explains my puns

oh well

Remember who inspired KID #1 - Arsene Lupin

Spoiler:

I was suggesting that KID beat Conan Again!

Ah, I'm sorry. D:> I'm not very good at getting puns.

[sonoci]

Oh no, I have been spotted! He knows I'm carrying his bone!

This...this gave me...a dirty idea...

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Conan: Agh! I'm telling you dog, it's not a bone! ...Well, sort of, right now it's not...

EDIT: More captions!

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After a while, Megure and Takagi realized their presence wasn't really needed at the crime scenes, so they got dolls as replacements. No one has yet to notice the switch.
...
[img height=300]http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb20 ... -39-70.png[/img]
...The same thing happened with the DB and Agasa. Ai can't believe that Conan hasn't noticed.

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Conan: Am I a smart American, or a dumb Japanese... Guh, I've been stuck on this for days. I'm not American...but I'm not dumb either. ...Hrrrrrrrm.

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Conan: *thinking* I wonder if I should tell her I'm getting a clear shot of her underwear... Nah, that'd just ruin the atmosphere...and my face.

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Shinichi: Hey Ran, want some Pepsi? Oh wait, I mean POPSI? Ahahahaha!
Ran: *thinking* Alright that's it. That's the twelfth time today. Next time he turns, that can is going right up his-

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Doctor: Here you go, little boy, this bandaid will make you feel all better.
Conan: ...I have a cold...

[Sato]

SONOCI! How could you?

[Memesu]

[img height=300]http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb20 ... -08-84.png[/img]
After a while, Megure and Takagi realized their presence wasn't really needed at the crime scenes, so they got dolls as replacements. No one has yet to notice the switch.
...
[img height=300]http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb20 ... -39-70.png[/img]
...The same thing happened with the DB and Agasa. Ai can't believe that Conan hasn't noticed.

[xGinx]

SONOCI! How could you?

LMAO, before I read Sonoci user name I thought you were playing with words like Pepsi and Popsi, but with Shinichi and Sonoci xD

[sonoci]

SONOCI! How could you?

LMAO, before I read Sonoci user name I thought you were playing with words like Pepsi and Popsi, but with Shinichi and Sonoci xD

And you've just made my day xD Congrats! *never noticed the Shinichi similarity*

[pandakitty]

Conan: Am I a smart American, or a dumb Japanese... Guh, I've been stuck on this for days. I'm not American...but I'm not dumb either. ...Hrrrrrrrm.

THIS JOKE. This joke was not funny the first time you did it to me, and will never be again. Don't answer Conan, just walk away. Just. Walk. Away.
Also: omg your sig <3 SMITHEH~

I'm a terrible person:

Spoiler:

Shinichi: Hmm, I have a pair just like these.
Everyone else: *shocked*

*coughcough* Heiji comes in the next episode... I'm going to have a field day with that :'D