The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[Kleene Onigiri]

That's genius! XD
But I think Haibara would pull off such a joke. If she's extremely bored XD

[Megane Tantei]

This one's from a few pages back but, oh well.

[xGinx]

Great captions everyone!!

[pandakitty]

Can we use screencaps from the new live action DC show? There's so much caption potential in it:

Spoiler:

Ran: OMG! Shinichi and I are handcuffed together! It's just like how Kazuha-chan and Hattori-kun fell in love! Except our time together will be more adult... Now all I have to do is knock out my dad!
Kogoro: *turns away* I don't like that gleam in her eye...

I'm think I'm going to barf, I can't believe I actually just wrote that.



Because the producers told Ran she couldn't have her horn in the live action series, she used her unicorn powers to turn her nails into something straight out of My Little Pony... only with more sparkles.


Random Lady: Kiss me, Shinichi!

Shinichi: Oh hell, not a fangirl... don't they get I'm not into women!
(It's funny 'cause it actually sorta happened)

This show is great.

[Sato]

Look at me, I'm sexy.



Oh no, she wear a necklace which is charmed with witchcraft! Wait a moment.... she want me to bend down closer and check it, is she planning to kiss my forehead?



We can try this pic. This one look like we can fill in the blank why Conan look at cellphone like that.

ADDED: I'm adding caption from few photos in spoiler above.

[pandakitty]

This one's from many pages back, but when I saw it I couldn't help but think of a joke from me and Sonoci


Ran: Don't worry children! Ran Man will save you from this burning bus!
Conan: Ran, there are so many things wrong with that I'm not even going to point them out.


Conan: OW! This phone broke my HAND!

[sonoci]

Ran: Don't worry children! Ran Man will save you from this burning bus!
Conan: Ran, there are so many things wrong with that I'm not even going to point them out.

I've loved all the caps you've done...but this one took the cake because I only got it just as I read Ran Man xD

Makes me wanna caption. Stupid WiInternet

[Kleene Onigiri]

Ran: ... that's why the secretary is the culprit. - Chekhov McGuffin
Conan: Shhh! Ran! Don't read my messages!
Kogoro: You brat!  It's not you that solves them after all!
Agasa: R-Really? That's shocking...

[Callid]

Ran: ... that's why the secretary is the culprit. - Chekhov McGuffin
Conan: Shhh! Ran! Don't read my messages!
Kogoro: You brat!  It's not you that solves them after all!
Agasa: R-Really? That's shocking...

Great one!

[sonoci]

@Kleene: Hee hee 


Conan: AGH! My phone is acting like APTX! Everything is shrinking!

Spoiler:

the pic's a bit small, that's all 

[KawanoMino]

Conan: Oh? Haibara just sent me a picture... IS THAT RAN KISSING MAKOTO?!
Ran (thinking): Darn. I thought I got rid of that!

[sstimson]

Conan looking at the cellphone:

It finally happened. An living person has come down with an cell phone virus.
The Android VIRUS has escaped the computer and is coming to a person near you!

[ranger]

Conan: OI AYUMI-CHAN!!
Ran: Conan-kun..are those naked pictures of Ayumi-chan!?
Kogoro: I HATE LOLICONS
Agasa: Shinichi-kun, you like that type of stuff too?!

[IHKF]

Conan: OI AYUMI-CHAN!!
Ran: Conan-kun..are those naked pictures of Ayumi-chan!?
Kogoro: I HATE LOLICONS
Agasa: Shinichi-kun, you like that type of stuff too?!

Spoiler:

YES! AyuCon! x3 lol

Nice one! XD

[Conia]

STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE!~