Hello thar

[ConanEdogawa142]

welcome!

Though I staunchly disagree, you clearly need to write a bigger intro post. How are we supposed to stalk you if you don't tell us anything? D:

You could just ask? >3 Besides, I'M THE STALKER. Therefore I need you to know as little about me as possible >3>

Somebody took Conia's job?!

[KaitoGirl]

Let's hope not otherwise they both will haunt me, NOOOO!

[Akonyl]

I could just ask?

Well then, would you tell us more about yourself?

And there's already a community stalker so you'll have to battle him for the title. :O

[pandakitty]

haha, fine, but I'm not even sure what I should say...
uhh....
Yeah, I have no idea what you want to know.

I WILL GAIN THE STALKER TITLE. JUST WATCH ME.

[ShiraKiryuu]

Conia won't like this! :O

[bluekaitou1412]

Hello!

_{can someone post the intro post? tnx.}

[Conia]

haha, fine, but I'm not even sure what I should say...
uhh....
Yeah, I have no idea what you want to know.

I WILL GAIN THE STALKER TITLE. JUST WATCH ME.

I like you already!

Spoiler: Intro post from bk

Welcome to the family!

First and foremost, I'd like to inform you about a certain member here who goes by the name xpon: He is creepy, very very creepy, so if you're a girl, stay the hell away, and if you're a boy stay the hell away. In short, STAY THE HELL AWAY.

On the Off-Topic Board, and I'm sure you'll find soon enough, weird but awesome organizations are commonplace. They doesn't require you to join, but you'll find it hard to resist taking a peek on what they are and what they do. To make things easy for you, here's a list of the current groups inhabiting the OT: First, we have the Japan Domination Committee, the very first DCTP organization founded by yours truly and his awesome cat. If conquering countries is your forte, please visit us here. We might need of your assistance. Next up, the original Harem led by Abs. and PhoenixTears. Harems are normal, so don't get freaked out that much. Though it's okay to scream and yell for help if you ever get recruited. Then we have the ever-so-popular Onionhead Fanclub, managed by our resident onion, nomemory. If you have a penchant for cute emoticons, then you might want to join, if not, I insist, you MUST join. Next in line is the CCP residing in the First Impressions Thread. I can't say much about them, but you'll find out by asking Conia or Callid, the founders of the pact. And last but not the least, my sister's twisted Sad East Kingdom, the newest group to-date. I'll stay away from it if I were you. Unless you're an M, then feel free to... well, be the Queen's slave.

Ever heard of the game Mafia? Come play with us. Let's kill...

...some time.

Oh, and another thing, if you come across Girl19 here, don't pick up a fight (or even discuss something with her) if you don't want to get your ass kicked. Stay away from Kleene Onigiri, too, if she wants to make you her new punching bag-- yes, riceballs can punch. Be wary of Eve for she is, well, evil. I need not to elaborate.

Don't worry about that shadow behind you. That's probably Conia, our Community Detective-- if not, then it's Shadowman, who else? Another one here named Akonyl likes bees. He's the Bee Princess, so he expects you to pay homage to him and give him wasp presents.

A little heads-up: Parkur is a flirt, so don't be surprised if he sends lots of ":-*" your way. (line deleted)

Don't worry, you'll meet lots of friends in the course of your stay here, like bears, holiday butt-punchers, mad scientists, evil princesses, ninja assassins, weird-named people, and drunk raccoons. A lot of skirmishes happen between members, and you might get involved, but please do not try to even utter a single insult against Ai, if you don't want to be squashed, chopped, burned, tortured, pitch-forked or poked by the AiCons. Of course, the same applies to Kaitou KID. Though I reckon it's covered already by the mods.

Oh, I almost forgot! You need to attend this class... you'll need it.

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DCTP forumers are unique. They're wild, crazy, and out-of-this-world. But that makes them special.

So, again, I welcome you here, and please don't hesitate in praising Haibara, many people do that, you'll pass unadverted in front of the mods eyes. Go off-topic (Even in Off-Topic), annoy people-- just go and have fun.

I'm bluekaitou1412, btw. I'm married to a cookie, and have a cat for a pet. I hope you enjoy your stay... and hopefully you too, will find this family the best there is.

Let's hope not otherwise they both will haunt me, NOOOO!

There's a difference between stalking and haunting

[KaitoGirl]

Not if you hire her to also haunt me!

[Akonyl]

Yeah, I have no idea what you want to know.

EVERYTHING :O

[pandakitty]

haha, fine, but I'm not even sure what I should say...
uhh....
Yeah, I have no idea what you want to know.

I WILL GAIN THE STALKER TITLE. JUST WATCH ME.

I like you already!

I feel honoured.

And I don't know what everything entails...uh...

I'm a very sarcastic person, who will get angry at everyone, even if they didn't do anything, at least twice. I'm in love with detective shows. In fact, I'm currently watching BOSS (awesome show, everyone should watch it). Other shows I like are Criminal Minds, Castle, and NCIS. Oh, and Bones.
I tend to call Sonoci 'Kiro' rather than by her username because I made up that nickname for her long ago and I have trouble getting used to calling her by a name other people will recognise Dx
Uh... I'm a grammar Nazi but I tend to make the worst typoes ever. If this happens, do not point them out. I will hate you until forever.
I tend to travel around the Internet at the worst times. Like right now: I should be writing a Physics essay so Kiro and I don't get late marks as it is due tomorrow, but instead I'm on here writing this. I have... five hours to write it. I think that'll be long enough.
I like to draw... Shinichi cross-dressing. I'm a pervert. This is something everyone will have to get used to.
Uhh.... what else... I'm learning Japanese, and I figure if I read through all of Detective Conan in Japanese I should be fluent (see, there's that sarcasm I was talking about.... or is it? hmmm...) So yeah, if I post drawings somewhere (I already have actually...) and there's gratuitous Japanese all over it. Don't. Ask. Just don't. Seriously.

Eventually, you will all know me as the resident stalker. Just you wait.

[Akonyl]

well, that's close enough \o/

*makes note to point out panda's typoes in the future* :V

[Kaito Lady]

hi fellow stalker!
welcome

[pandakitty]

well, that's close enough \o/

*makes note to point out panda's typoes in the future* :V

I will destroy you if you do. I swear. I will. I will destroy you through stalking. You'll never know where I'll turn up next. BEWARE

[PT]

pandakitty already has an unhealthy obsession with Renako-chan.

[Dus]

Renako-chan? Is that an AkonylxRenaldo crack pairing?

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