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the "bishop" came to our church today
he was a fucken impostor
never once moved diagonally
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My mom parked in a parking lot but there wasn't much room to open the door, so I carefully made my wait out, but I slipped and ended up crashing my happy sack into the side of the car. Does that count as a fail?
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Umandsf wrote: My mom parked in a parking lot but there wasn't much room to open the door, so I carefully made my wait out, but I slipped and ended up crashing my happy sack into the side of the car. Does that count as a fail?
If by Happy sack, you mean your balls? then that's one painful failure...

If your a girl and by happy sack you mean your boobs, then that's sexy, not fail...

And if you mean by happy sack, is a bag containing a lot of happy stuff... the incident would be a normal case of fail, but regarding your use of word, how old you are, and whatever that happy sack could be... some people might label you a failure as a person...
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hakkaino7 wrote:
Umandsf wrote: My mom parked in a parking lot but there wasn't much room to open the door, so I carefully made my wait out, but I slipped and ended up crashing my happy sack into the side of the car. Does that count as a fail?
If by Happy sack, you mean your balls? then that's one painful failure...

If your a girl and by happy sack you mean your boobs, then that's sexy, not fail...

And if you mean by happy sack, is a bag containing a lot of happy stuff... the incident would be a normal case of fail, but regarding your use of word, how old you are, and whatever that happy sack could be... some people might label you a failure as a person...
Let's try to stay in a way that is acceptable for minors. Or at least pretend to do so.

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Callid wrote:
hakkaino7 wrote:
Umandsf wrote: My mom parked in a parking lot but there wasn't much room to open the door, so I carefully made my wait out, but I slipped and ended up crashing my happy sack into the side of the car. Does that count as a fail?
If by Happy sack, you mean your balls? then that's one painful failure...

If your a girl and by happy sack you mean your boobs, then that's sexy, not fail...

And if you mean by happy sack, is a bag containing a lot of happy stuff... the incident would be a normal case of fail, but regarding your use of word, how old you are, and whatever that happy sack could be... some people might label you a failure as a person...
Let's try to stay in a way that is acceptable for minors. Or at least pretend to do so.

The meaning of the line above: Stop making dirty jokes!
Sorry, I got carried away... damn this stressful job...

heh... happy sack  :-X
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It was a term I got from the Nostalgia Critic. I'm male, by the way.
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I remember this one time...like a few days ago

This is a series of text messages where an HR dude(doubt it though) messaged me if I was interested in applying for their company

Hi! Good day! This is Heidz of Emerald Garment Manufacturing Corporation (rrj /Stylistic mr. Lee) We are currently looking for a programmer who knws hwto use VB.Net and other languages. If u r interested pls confirm by texting NAME/POSITION/HEIDZ. Thanks

NAME/POSITION/HEIDZ

YOUR NAME/POSITION YOUR APPLYING/HEIDZ
(I stopped replying after that first one)

(5 minutes later...)
Your name?

(3 minutes later...)
Hi! Good day! This is Heidz of Emerald Garment Manufacturing Corporation (rrj /Stylistic mr. Lee) We are currently looking for a programmer who knws hwto use VB.Net and other languages. If u r interested pls confirm by texting YOUR FULL NAME/POSITION/HEIDZ. Thanks

(10 minutes later, and this is the last one...)
Your INTERVIEW SCHEDULE will be on OCT. 12, 2009(MONDAY) 11AM. #15 SAN ANTONIO ST. SAN FRANSISCO DEL MONTE QC. We're near PATRANCO-Q.Ave/ BAYANTEL ROOSEVELT / FRISCO. bring your updated resume and pls come in your best CORPORATE ATTIRE. Look for Heidz.
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hakkaino7 wrote: I remember this one time...like a few days ago

This is a series of text messages where an HR dude(doubt it though) messaged me if I was interested in applying for their company

Hi! Good day! This is Heidz of Emerald Garment Manufacturing Corporation (rrj /Stylistic mr. Lee) We are currently looking for a programmer who knws hwto use VB.Net and other languages. If u r interested pls confirm by texting NAME/POSITION/HEIDZ. Thanks

NAME/POSITION/HEIDZ

YOUR NAME/POSITION YOUR APPLYING/HEIDZ
(I stopped replying after that first one)

(5 minutes later...)
Your name?

(3 minutes later...)
Hi! Good day! This is Heidz of Emerald Garment Manufacturing Corporation (rrj /Stylistic mr. Lee) We are currently looking for a programmer who knws hwto use VB.Net and other languages. If u r interested pls confirm by texting YOUR FULL NAME/POSITION/HEIDZ. Thanks

(10 minutes later, and this is the last one...)
Your INTERVIEW SCHEDULE will be on OCT. 12, 2009(MONDAY) 11AM. #15 SAN ANTONIO ST. SAN FRANSISCO DEL MONTE QC. We're near PATRANCO-Q.Ave/ BAYANTEL ROOSEVELT / FRISCO. bring your updated resume and pls come in your best CORPORATE ATTIRE. Look for Heidz.
Talk about FAIL! XD
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Japan is getting weirder and weirder  :-\

Warning: Contains Plastic Dead Cat... why? just go see
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Original Article

errr...warning also...Contains more sick stuff  :P
Original Site with loads of sick stuff
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hakkaino7 wrote: Japan is getting weirder and weirder  :-\

Original Article

Original Site with loads of sick stuff
Wow... wtf. I looked at the site too... :(
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I do not advise anyone who easily vomits to visit the site mentioned above. Just a security note.
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xd, wow

I wonder if japan will ever get so weird that they hit a critical mass of weirdness and implode.
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I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

Bash.org........epic....WIN xDDDD
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Callid wrote: I do not advise anyone who easily vomits to visit the site mentioned above. Just a security note.
Fixed  :P

I was planning on putting that warning earlier but I wasn't so sure since they're all plastic  ???

btw, I love cats almost as much as jd loves red panda but the picture didn't affect me  :-\
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hakkaino7 wrote:
Callid wrote: I do not advise anyone who easily vomits to visit the site mentioned above. Just a security note.
Fixed  :P

I was planning on putting that warning earlier but I wasn't so sure since they're all plastic  ???

btw, I love cats almost as much as jd loves red panda but the picture didn't affect me  :-\
same, I <3 cats, but when it's just a plastic keychain it's not like anyone's pulling any messed up NEDM stuff or something, no cats are actually bein hurt so it's all gravy
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