The Funny Conan Captions Thread!

[sstimson]

Conan:That just great.
I now know that  Anokata stands for Another Non Original Kharacter Abnegation To Appear.
By the way, for the less educated, abnegation means refusal

[oxen221]

Hattori: Hey Ran! You look fat dressed like that...



....and by the way, Conan is Shinichi.

Conan: Hattori You!!!

[kentasaiba]

[Callid]

Haibara: No matter how much you try, this "plane" isn't going to take off...

[junk]

Conan:That just great.
I now know that  Anokata stands for Another Non Original Kharacter Abnegation To Appear.
By the way, for the less educated, abnegation means refusal

Just a note, I believe this is an international forum.
I think there are people here who are well educated but not as fluent in English as Americans are.

Maybe just (abnegation = refusal) is enough? There's no need for "the less educated".

[ConanEdogawa142]

Conan: Restroom.....

[sstimson]

Conan:That just great.
I now know that  Anokata stands for Another Non Original Kharacter Abnegation To Appear.
By the way, for the less educated, abnegation means refusal

Just a note, I believe this is an international forum.
I think there are people here who are well educated but not as fluent in English as Americans are.



Maybe just (abnegation = refusal) is enough? There's no need for "the less educated".

I did not mean it that way. That " Educated " means school. It has no bearing on if there are an English speaker or not.
And that includes me. I knew of that word, but never in that context. I was looking for a A word to fill my  anagram so I looked in a thesaurus for word starting with an A meaning never. The word I found after searching was abnegation.
Again no offense meant. It just a very unusual word in English

But to further prove my case look at this Online Dictoinary

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/abnegation

Definition of ABNEGATION
: denial; especially : self-denial
Examples of ABNEGATION

  1.

Note the above does not even have that as its defination

Other Online Dictionaries

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/abnegation
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/abnegate
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/abnegation

This one comes close
http://www.wordreference.com/definition/abnegation

Note I googled the word
http://www.google.com/search?q=abnegation&hl=en&client=mozilla&prmd=ivns&ei=JZq3Tf_fO-Hi0QGOkZHiDw&start=10&sa=N

It is not until the second page and third one down that we hit pay dirt
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=abnegation

abnegation Look up abnegation at Dictionary.com
   1550s, from L. abnegationem (nom. abnegatio) "refusal, denial," noun of action from pp. stem of abnegare "to refuse, deny," from ab- "off, away from" (see ab-) + negare "to deny" (see deny).

All but Hairbara: They are suggesting we are not educated. Quick! Call the Police!

Hairbara: No they're not. One, one of you is still in elementary school. Two, it is an word being used in
a very unusual way.

[Conan 48:69]

Which Haibara is the scariest?

[sonoci]

@sstimson: I think the point junk was trying to make was that in English 'less educated' can be taken offensively/condescendingly and that 'abnegation = refusal' would've sufficed without the implications.
For example:
sufficed = serves the purpose
as opposed to
For those less educated sufficed means to serve the purpose

Both mean the same, but the second can be read with a harsh undertone. On the internet it's just generally netiquette to try and avoid such implications.


Sonoko: Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh my!
Haibara: Calm down, it's just a deer...
Ayumi: It's not that Ai-chan! Where's the outside of our van?!


Observe the Haibara as she flames the ShinRan forums     Yeah, I don't know xD

[c-square]

I haven't posted in a while because life as recently gotten in the way.  I don't think I'll be able to do regular updates from now on, but I hope others will pitch in, as they have been doing, and post images and screenshots, as well as new captions.

Here are the remaining images that people sent me to post on the Funny Conan Captions threads.  There's lots here to choose from, so go wild!

Spoiler: Lots of Screenshots

[Callid]

Conan didn't get enough sleep last night...


Conan: Now he can't move anymore!
Haibara: ... You sure you know this game?

[JohnTitor]

^I don't know why, but this seems so.. eerie..



Kaito encountered a WILDHOG! *insert Pokemon lines here*

[sstimson]

Kazuha: So you're learning about girls. I see you're taking class Girl 101. If you need
help with your homework just ask. I can help you learn how to do the splits.

Ask and you shall receive

Kaito encountered a WILDHOG! *insert Pokemon lines here*

Genta I choice you. Use Bald spot Attack.

[Conan 48:69]

Kaito encountered a WILDHOG! *insert Pokemon lines here*

Kaito: Ayumi, I choose you!!!
Kaito: Ayumi, use Sweet Kiss attack.
(Ayumi used Sweet Kiss. It's doesn't affect Wildhog. Wildhog used Skull Bash. Ayumi is fainted.)
Kaito: Genta, go!!! Use Body Slam attack.
(Genta used Body Slam. The attack misses. Wildhog used Fissure. 1-Hit KO. Genta is fainted.)
Kaito: Mitsuhiko, go!!! Use Dig attack.
(Mitsuhiko used Dig. Wildhog used Earthquake. It's super effective. Mitsuhiko is fainted)
Kaito is defeated.

[sonoci]

Oh, man. That is a lot of pictures xD I want to do them all but that'd take a lot of room.

Hm.

Spoiler: Let's go by five, shall we?

Wah, no! I didn't see anything, s-sirs! H-Hey...what are you doing with that gun? ...What are those capsule things? N-No! This can't be happening, I just wanted a nice trip to Tropical Land!!!


Kazuha: *thinking* Hmph! I'll teach him to cheat on me with Kudo...I'll get him back by cheating on him with Conan!
Heiji: Kazuha...what's gotten into you?
Conan: *thinking* Damn it, I just about reached that cash in his back pocket.


Conan: Man, this is a gory movie...even for me!
Haibara: Meh. I've seen worse.


Heiji: Kudo, Kudo! I have my own butler now!
Conan: *offscreen* You...Hattori, you...You didn't even bother to hide it!
Heiji: Why would I? He's my faithful butler! He won't tell anyone anything!


N-No way...I haven't appeared for HOW many files!?

Spoiler:

Conan: Haibara, that's crazy. Like those brats would-
Mayor: I am now giving the three of you the grants to the city. Rule us well.
DB: Oh, don't worry, when you're one of our slaves, we'll treat you well.
Conan: -turn my life into a worse hell. ...God Damn it.


Here is Hattori Heiji to solve the-
Heiji: Wh-What do you mean? I-I'm Kudo Shinichi!
...Please. Your Shinichi cosplay isn't fooling anyone.


Kogoro: Ahaha! You'll never catch me as I fly away with my super crane move!
Ran: Damn it, dad! Don't you dare show those photos to Shinichi!
Conan: *thinking* That's it, go! GO! Get away from her old man and those pictures will be mine!


Woman: H-Hey. *hic* Wanna go *hic* have some fun or something *hic* cutie?
Kogoro: Wait. ...Wait. Did someone just hit on me? ...I never thought this day would come!


Ayumi: That's right, all of you! Ayumi x Conan will be the official pairing! Ayumi has him, suckers!~
Conan: I can't believe this...

Spoiler:

Kogoro: Huh, you're right: we are constantly trapped in a square. ...And, uh, what was that penalty you were talking about?
Conan: *wristwatch with poison darts ready* Oh, nothing. ...Also, it's a rectangle not a square.


Conan: Damn it, pole-dancing looked so much easier when Haibara was doing it.


Ran: *thinking* Yeah, lick it there Shinichi...
Sonoko: Why are these suddenly so...unsafe for work? I thought captions were supposed to avoid such things. ESPECIALLY with sonoci writing them.


As it were, turns out Shiratori wrote those last two and is ashamed at Sonoko's comments. So...


Heiji: No! No! I didn't want this stupid motorcycle! I wanted a PONY!
Kazuha: What am I, your mother?

Spoiler:

After killing her father with an invisible anvil, Mouri Ran now proceeds to commit suicide with her finger gun, tired of the wait for Kudo Shinichi.


All of them are thinking of Haibara. Make of it what you will.


Conan: 'I...I'm sending this...this to-' Hattori, stop taking stupid pictures with your phone, I'm trying to read the message you put on the back of your-wait, does that say 'Haibara'?


Above is Ran's latest reaction the newest dead body. Below is Conan's.

Spoiler:

Conan: ...and then, I'll bring out the handcuffs. It'll be easy for me to get at that point since I'll be back in full and the police are practically my slaves. Not to mention, it'd be easy the other way around since I'm sure there are just some lying around at his place. And then and then-
Haibara: STOP. PLEASE. NO MORE. I-I...I thought this was going to be about how you're going to take down the Organization! Not...TH-THIS!
Conan: ...This is how I'm going to take them down. ...What are YOU thinking of?
Haibara: ...Well you can't blame me for misjudging your tale with THAT FACE.


Small!Heiji: Ha! They thought they got me, but little did they know I shrunk too! ...And managed to get some APTX! Man, Kudo'll be so jealous when I show him I've done what he's taking 600+ episodes to do in one!
Sniper!Gosho: *laughs* Oh no you don't.


Conan has just seen into the depths of Haibara's mind. The result was satisfactory.


Kaito: ...Hm. This actually isn't too bad. ...Y'know, I can't even remember why I was afraid of these guys in the first-

-Aw damn, now I remember! I'm allergic! They make style all warped!
(btw, I actually love the MK style )

Spoiler: Only two this time!

Kaito: Just stay still! Knowing anime logic, that boar'll just pass right through this hole between us!
Ayumi: B-But why?
Kaito: Because, it'd cost too much to animate it turning!


This was going to be a new game for Nintendo, as you can see by the evidence of a vertical logo being there, but they (wisely) decided against it.

Well, that was fun...especially as I had Chopin playing in the background to widdle away the time~ I'll be sure to contribute some of my own screens and captions even after this Sorry if I flooded xD