Funny Conan Captions 99

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One more week until we hit 100!  And I'll let you in on a secret: expect something a little different next week!

But for now, it's life as usual here.  

(As always, you can see last week's captions by clicking [iurl=viewtopic.php?t=5833.0]here[/iurl])









Image Credits

[kkslider5552000]

Good Takagi and Chiba, you look kinda cool!

[shihokudo]

I HAVE YOUR PORN POSTERS YOU ASKED FOR

[Silver1412]

Conan ( looking like Kogoro): Can't let her see me...
That girl: What is that maniac doing in the backseat?


Girl: Ah, those? They're just my DC posters. Please bring them over here my dear cosplayers.
Takagi: That girl is mad...
Chiba: Yeah. Why does she have to say it before the camera...

[oxen221]

Tonight on 60 minutes, as seen in this photo, purse snatching in 21st Century Tokyo are becoming more and more extreme.

[kentasaiba]

IndexKogoro: Touma I'am hungry!
Woman: I think you are in the worng car.

[Conia]

Kogoro: Kir! I found you! Now take me to the Boss or... Wait, you're not Kir O.O

[sonoci]

Lady: I've already told you: I am NOT going out with you. Now shut up until we get back to the bar.
Kogoro: Damn! That advice the brat gave me was a total washout!


Inspector! We finally found all the posters you wanted Kira to sign!

[sstimson]

Korogo received the following letter:

Sleeper: You are to dress as an Arab Sheik. You will then go out in public.
              If you survive, you will be receive 100 million Yen.

Ps:  You Must make a showing for all press Events.

                              Thanks: The Sheik of Arabia



Korogo (Thinking): I do know which is worst, The Assassins who are trying to kill me
or the paparazzi who kill for a story ( by crushing me in a stampede ) !

[Shuusgirl]

Woman: So...you didn't buy your wife an anniversary present?  I don't know if I should be helping you escape...
Kogoro: We're almost to the police station, she can't kill me there.  Ok, take a right and--she's coming!! GO WOMAN, GO!!!!!!!!!!

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Mid-week pics are up!  (And bonus points to anyone who can string them all together!)

[sonoci]

Sonoko: ...and that's how I got away scotfree with that murder.
Ran: Uh...You do know the police are right there, right?


Ran: I want a pony!
Takagi: I-I'm sorry, but I just can't-
Ran: I want it NOW or my father is never going to help you again!

And now I'll attempt to link 


Kogoro: You've got to hurry! I have to get as far away as possible before they realize I'm gone! Those damn paparazzi are so annoying...
Woman: What about your fans?
Kogoro: They'll have to live with those other two girls...


Chiba & Takagi: Sign our posters! Please! Please!
Woman: *thinking* Why in the world was I hired as the security guard?


Sonoko: Ran! Isn't this awesome? We're famous!
Ran: Yeah, but...aren't they shouting 'Shiho' instead of-
Sonoko: They love me~!


Ran: You have to let me in there!
Takagi: I-I can't. Y-You-R-Ran is already in there.
Ran: That's not really her! That's Vermouth! I'm Ran!
Takagi: But Ran doesn't know who Vermouth is!
Ran: YOU'RE IN THERE TOO, ISN'T THAT WEIRD?

[toyks]

Sonoci, dude, i love your caps. Especially the linked caps :3

[sonoci]

Sonoci, dude, i love your caps. Especially the linked caps :3

Thanks xD That's nice to hear/read.

Also: dudette

[Loudlol]

Takagi: I'm sorry ran, but you're going to have too come with me.
Ran: Why!
Takagi: There have been concerns that you may be suspected as a ped-
Ran: He's 18 I tell you!!!
Bartender: *Thinking: black.... No, red, she's definitely has to be wearing red-* -Wait what are we talking about?



Sonoko: Oh wow ran who are you suppose to be?
Ran: Miss marple, who are you going as?
Sonoko: The girl everyone is actually rooting for.

(I couldn't resist on the first one after seeing some of the suspicion arc and the bartenders eyes.  As for the second one, I think I just pleased millions of ai fans lol)