Intro post
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Abs.
- DCTP Staff Hero
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bluekaitou1412
- Community Phantom
- Indie artist. Likes books and all things Haibara.
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Re: Intro post
Welcome to the family!
First and foremost, I'd like to inform you about a certain member here who goes by the name xpon: he is a very perverted stalker and likes to steal undies. It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl, nowhere is safe when he's there.
On the Off-Topic Board, and I'm sure you'll find soon enough, weird but awesome organizations are commonplace. They doesn't require you to join, but you'll find it hard to resist taking a peek on what they are and what they do. To make things easy for you, here's a list of the current groups inhabiting the OT: First, we have the Japan Domination Committee, the very first DCTP organization founded by yours truly and his awesome cat. If conquering countries is your forte, please visit us here. We might need of your assistance. Next up, the original Harem led by Abs. and PhoenixTears. Harems are normal, so don't get freaked out that much. Though it's okay to scream and yell for help if you ever get recruited. Then we have the ever-so-popular Onionhead Fanclub, managed by our resident onion, nomemory. If you have a penchant for cute emoticons, then you might want to join, if not, I insist, you MUST join. Next in line is the CCP residing in the First Impressions Thread. I can't say much about them, but you'll find out by asking Conia or Callid, the founders of the pact. And last but not the least, my sister's twisted Sad East Kingdom, the newest group to-date. I'll stay away from it if I were you. Unless you're an M, then feel free to... well, be the Queen's slave.
Ever heard of the game Mafia? Come play with us. Let's kill...
...some time.
Oh, and another thing, if you come across Girl19 here, don't pick up a fight (or even discuss something with her) if you don't want to get your ass kicked. Stay away from Kleene Onigiri, too, if she wants to make you her new punching bag-- yes, riceballs can punch. Be wary of Eve for she is, well, evil. I need not to elaborate.
Don't worry about that shadow behind you. That's probably Conia, our Community Detective-- if not, then it's Shadowman, who else? Another one here named Akonyl likes bees. He's the Bee Princess, so he expects you to pay homage to him and give him wasp presents.
A little heads-up: Parkur is a flirt, so don't be surprised if he sends lots of ":-*" your way. (line deleted)
Don't worry, you'll meet lots of friends in the course of your stay here, like bears, holiday butt-punchers, mad scientists, evil princesses, ninja assassins, weird-named people, and drunk raccoons. A lot of skirmishes happen between members, and you might get involved, but please do not try to even utter a single insult against Ai, if you don't want to be squashed, chopped, burned, tortured, pitch-forked or poked by the AiCons. Of course, the same applies to Kaitou KID. Though I reckon it's covered already by the mods.
Oh, I almost forgot! You need to attend this class... you'll need it.
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DCTP forumers are unique. They're wild, crazy, and out-of-this-world. But that makes them special.
So, again, I welcome you here, and please don't hesitate in praising Haibara, many people do that, you'll pass unadverted in front of the mods eyes. Go off-topic (Even in Off-Topic), annoy people-- just go and have fun.
I'm bluekaitou1412, btw. I'm married to a cookie, and have a cat for a pet. I hope you enjoy your stay... and hopefully you too, will find this family the best there is.
First and foremost, I'd like to inform you about a certain member here who goes by the name xpon: he is a very perverted stalker and likes to steal undies. It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl, nowhere is safe when he's there.
On the Off-Topic Board, and I'm sure you'll find soon enough, weird but awesome organizations are commonplace. They doesn't require you to join, but you'll find it hard to resist taking a peek on what they are and what they do. To make things easy for you, here's a list of the current groups inhabiting the OT: First, we have the Japan Domination Committee, the very first DCTP organization founded by yours truly and his awesome cat. If conquering countries is your forte, please visit us here. We might need of your assistance. Next up, the original Harem led by Abs. and PhoenixTears. Harems are normal, so don't get freaked out that much. Though it's okay to scream and yell for help if you ever get recruited. Then we have the ever-so-popular Onionhead Fanclub, managed by our resident onion, nomemory. If you have a penchant for cute emoticons, then you might want to join, if not, I insist, you MUST join. Next in line is the CCP residing in the First Impressions Thread. I can't say much about them, but you'll find out by asking Conia or Callid, the founders of the pact. And last but not the least, my sister's twisted Sad East Kingdom, the newest group to-date. I'll stay away from it if I were you. Unless you're an M, then feel free to... well, be the Queen's slave.
Ever heard of the game Mafia? Come play with us. Let's kill...
...some time.
Oh, and another thing, if you come across Girl19 here, don't pick up a fight (or even discuss something with her) if you don't want to get your ass kicked. Stay away from Kleene Onigiri, too, if she wants to make you her new punching bag-- yes, riceballs can punch. Be wary of Eve for she is, well, evil. I need not to elaborate.
Don't worry about that shadow behind you. That's probably Conia, our Community Detective-- if not, then it's Shadowman, who else? Another one here named Akonyl likes bees. He's the Bee Princess, so he expects you to pay homage to him and give him wasp presents.
A little heads-up: Parkur is a flirt, so don't be surprised if he sends lots of ":-*" your way. (line deleted)
Don't worry, you'll meet lots of friends in the course of your stay here, like bears, holiday butt-punchers, mad scientists, evil princesses, ninja assassins, weird-named people, and drunk raccoons. A lot of skirmishes happen between members, and you might get involved, but please do not try to even utter a single insult against Ai, if you don't want to be squashed, chopped, burned, tortured, pitch-forked or poked by the AiCons. Of course, the same applies to Kaitou KID. Though I reckon it's covered already by the mods.
Oh, I almost forgot! You need to attend this class... you'll need it.
---
DCTP forumers are unique. They're wild, crazy, and out-of-this-world. But that makes them special.
So, again, I welcome you here, and please don't hesitate in praising Haibara, many people do that, you'll pass unadverted in front of the mods eyes. Go off-topic (Even in Off-Topic), annoy people-- just go and have fun.
I'm bluekaitou1412, btw. I'm married to a cookie, and have a cat for a pet. I hope you enjoy your stay... and hopefully you too, will find this family the best there is.
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Mystery_angel801
- Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!
Posts: 77
Re: Intro post
Hello Everyone!
Hmm.. Yes i'm 15-16 years old...
Miko-chan hello!
Hmm.. Yes i'm 15-16 years old...
Miko-chan hello!
Love your enemies, because your friends may turn out to be a bunch of assholes
If you live to be one hundred years old, I want to live to be one hundred minus a day, so I never have to live one day without you
If you live to be one hundred years old, I want to live to be one hundred minus a day, so I never have to live one day without you
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miikosan
- Fools...
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Re: Intro post
forgot to mention, call me milk 
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Commi-Ninja
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Welcome, Mystery_angel!
3DS FC: 4699-5851-2068
I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up and win the lottery. The odds are about the same.
I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up and win the lottery. The odds are about the same.
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xpon
- Community Sepll Chkecer
- Spreading the cuteness, all over DCTP
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Re: Intro post
15-16.....it already pass my prefered age.
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breva
Posts: 912
Re: Intro post
Wasn't your prefered age about 21 now?
and Welcome Mystery_angel
and Welcome Mystery_angel
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xpon
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- Spreading the cuteness, all over DCTP
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Re: Intro post
in 2011, i back to 12-15 years old 
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PT
- Community Mad Scientist
- to cammel's bav we go!
Posts: 1800
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Oh good, I'm safe again.
pofa wrote: I have never done a single thing wrong in mafia, never one lie or act of violence
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xpon
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are you that afraid of mePhoenixTears wrote: Oh good, I'm safe again.
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PT
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- to cammel's bav we go!
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Afraid? No.
I just didn't want to have to deal with that.
I just didn't want to have to deal with that.
pofa wrote: I have never done a single thing wrong in mafia, never one lie or act of violence
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breva
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Re: Intro post
xpon wrote: in 2011, i back to 12-15 years old
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Abs.
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Posts: 3270
Re: Intro post
xpon wrote: 15-16.....it already pass my prefered age.
Well... Melly's actually 15 still if I did my math right.xpon wrote: in 2011, i back to 12-15 years old
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xpon
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REALY?Abs. wrote:xpon wrote: 15-16.....it already pass my prefered age.Well... Melly's actually 15 still if I did my math right.xpon wrote: in 2011, i back to 12-15 years old
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Abs.
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Re: Intro post
Good, exactly the reaction I wanted. Melly, the above should be adequate proof of the need to stay far, far away from xpon (he's 26 or something).xpon wrote:REALY?Abs. wrote:xpon wrote: 15-16.....it already pass my prefered age.Well... Melly's actually 15 still if I did my math right.xpon wrote: in 2011, i back to 12-15 years old
Your opinion is always requested in Abs.' Random Polls of Whenever