The Great DCTP Lottery: Merry Christmas!

[Detective Tommy]

Interesting. So... who are you?

[Abs.]

Came to check in and catch up on the goings-on in this thread during my time away.

Thanks Jd- for that wonderful Christmas present. Thanks to the community for being a community.

Realize, that if everyone had voted "No," not only nomemory would have been deleted, but Jd- as well 

Now, to other matters:

My hero list.

1.Jd-
1.1/2. Parkur
1.1/3. Conia

In no particular order.

Conia is Abs. father mother parent, and is younger than him, so....

Are you sure?

[PT]

Are you sure?

Honestly? No.

But if you give me about a year I may be able to sift through all these topics and find the post that makes me think so.

Also, hi!

[Abs.]

Hi!    Miss me?

[PT]

No, of course not.

Maybe a little.

[Vylash]

She was all depressed while you were gone

[Yurikochan]

@Abs.

I have 4 heroes that means actually 5 cause you and PT too.

[PT]

She was all depressed while you were gone

It was a complete coincidence, I assure you.

I have 4 heroes that means actually 5 cause you and PT too.

Alright, you've stopped making sense again. Why would I be your hero?

[Vylash]

She was all depressed while you were gone

It was a complete coincidence, I assure you.

And getting all sad when eve said the word Absence with Abs bolded was a coincidence as well?

[PT]

And getting all sad when eve said the word Absence with Abs bolded was a coincidence as well?

Eve did that deliberately. I was just giving her the reaction she wanted.

[Vylash]

And getting all sad when eve said the word Absence with Abs bolded was a coincidence as well?

Eve did that deliberately. I was just giving her the reaction she wanted.

mhmm

[Akonyl]

I- it's not like PT missed you or anything, Abs.!

She... she just wanted you to moderate a few posts... geez.

[PT]

I already admitted that I missed him, didn't I? Sort of.

Edited to avoid double posting!

But if you give me about a year I may be able to sift through all these topics and find the post that makes me think so.

Alright, so only a couple of hours of (mostly) uninterrupted searching.

(first quote is for reference purposes; second quote is the actual post I was searching for.)

SUMMARY! 

I've been drinking distilled water this whole time.  That means, according to Kleene, that I'm a LIVING CORPSE! 

Don't be silly, we all know that when you turn 22, you become senile. Just look at me!

And...  somewhere past that...  you become a living corpse.

Conia is 19, iirc - obviously he's younger than 22. And if that post is to be believed, you (Abs.) are older than 22. So! About as close as I can get to actual proof. (The rest of my "hunch" is all based on the fact that you definitely don't talk like you're 19 or younger. )

[Conia]

Abs. must be moldy then

[Eve]

And getting all sad when eve said the word Absence with Abs bolded was a coincidence as well?

Eve did that deliberately. I was just giving her the reaction she wanted.

mhmm

No, I wasn't planning to get any reaction from you ... I just thought it's funny, that's all XD