DCTP Shorts: A Collection of Timeless Random Stories

[bluekaitou1412]

But it happened D: wait-- are we thinking of the same thing?

RUN!!! bluekaitou, run!!! You'll die!!! *runs*

[PT]

I'm talking about you and me having a kid together and then you wiping my memory. I totally blame my harem instincts for doing anything with you.

[Akonyl]

Well in that case...

Exhibit A: PhoenixTears finding out she has the kiss of death, and thus attempting to use it on BK.

You don't have the kiss of death.

Exhibit B: PhoenixTears shortly thereafter tells Yuriko that she doesn't have it, and then attempts to murder Yuriko herself.

quite the quick turnaround on PT's killing instinct, there.

[PT]

Nah, I can choose when I use the kiss of death. Only on bluek, because he's so afraid of it.

....

[xpon]

Akonyl became a player nowdays.... he tend to flirt with all female in DCTP

[bluekaitou1412]

But I was talking about what happened after the stolen kiss D: When you said you're going to experiment on me, you were pretty forceful and threatened me with a syringe But then we ended up doing something else when I refused

Nuuuuuu!!!! o.O

[Yurikochan]

bluek has been in the harem for awhile.

....but it's awkward. D: I don't like this. Nothing against you, but I tell you things I couldn't tell my daughter.

It is awkward, you could have adopted me, or there's another Eri running around! But like you said the whole thing with Hayley...That would make her Ran! (And Conia's Shinichi )

[PT]

I don't remember any of this, obviously. And I think I'll just blame you for all of it.

See? Apparently you're not that afraid of kissing me.

It is awkward, you could have adopted me, or there's another Eri running around! But like you said the whole thing with Hayley...That would make her Ran! (And Conia's Shinichi )

And then there's the whole "Abs. is Conia's son" thing...

[xpon]

Conia is the mother!!!!

[bluekaitou1412]

Not me, blame Abs. for planning all of this

First Eve's hug of frost, and now PT's kiss of death, what's happening to me

[Akonyl]

Nah, I can choose when I use the kiss of death. Only on bluek, because he's so afraid of it.

....

you were equated to a dementor, I don't think you have the luxury.

Akonyl became a player nowdays.... he tend to flirt with all female in DCTP

I'm Kleene's and only Kleene's D:

[Yurikochan]

I don't remember any of this, obviously. And I think I'll just blame you for all of it.

See? Apparently you're not that afraid of kissing me.

It is awkward, you could have adopted me, or there's another Eri running around! But like you said the whole thing with Hayley...That would make her Ran! (And Conia's Shinichi )

And then there's the whole "Abs. is Conia's son" thing...

You could have just adopted me after nii-san erased my memories and he made me think you and Dus were my parents...

And I wonder where Conia was during all of this...Hmm.

[PT]

Conia is the mother!!!!

Of ...?

Not me, blame Abs. for planning all of this

First Eve's hug of frost, and now PT's kiss of death, what's happening to me

Why would Abs. plan this?

Nothing, nothing at all. Just trust me.

you were equated to a dementor, I don't think you have the luxury.

Clearly I'm not like a dementor, otherwise Abs. would've been dead long ago. D: Yuriko too.

You could have just adopted me after nii-san erased my memories and he made me think you and Dus were my parents...

And I wonder where Conia was during all of this...Hmm.

I would just like to say that I am really, really confused.

[Akonyl]

Clearly I'm not like a dementor, otherwise Abs. would've been dead long ago. D: Yuriko too.

clearly your dementorness was a recent occurrence.

[PT]

I've kissed both Abs. and Yuriko several times recently. And nom, too.