Mafia Round 18: Jungle Bells (Town wins)

[PT]

Because isn't that my syntax when claiming a role?

I'M !  

I don't think the angry face is normal, no. Just the "I'M !"

You're Eisuke I thought!

No. That's his lover...

[Abs.]

Why couldn't we have been Kazuha x Asami? 

[Tanner-kun]

Because isn't that my syntax when claiming a role?

I'M !   >:(

*poisons abs as *

[ProfParanoia]

Why couldn't we have been Kazuha x Asami?  

That does sound better for some reason.

[Yurikochan]

You're Eisuke I thought!

No. That's his lover...

Eh, that's true!

[Kleene Onigiri]

Because everyone loves Eisuke :3

[PT]

Why couldn't we have been Kazuha x Asami?  

Because Dus likes Kazuha x Eisuke better, obviously.

[Yurikochan]

Remember everyone send in your votes bright and early to lynch xpon.

Gomene, Pon-sama.

[Dus]

The Kiss ... OF DEATH

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The story so far:
Lots of people died. But one of them, Dus, came back from the dead to propose to breva.

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Dus was still kneeling, smiling at breva. But after being in this position for 12 hours straight, his knee began to hurt a bit. Finally, breva found the courage to speak.
"Yes, I do want to marry you. "
Everyone in the room goes awww, apart from the people whose heart was just broken - and there's quite a few of them. And some others apparently didn't want to stand still the whole day.
Dus tries to stand up, but after half a day of kneeling, his leg has gone a bit numb and he trips, falling forward and taking breva with him. They both fall to the ground, with Dus lying on top of breva. They both blush but then they decide to make the best of this slightly awkward situation and osculate.

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Meanwhile, in another part of the hotel complex:
Being bored by watching a drunken raccoon kneeling, Shin101 had decided to nose around for a bit. This was such a massively big mansion that she was bound to come across something interesting. So far, she has had absolutely no luck, though. Shin's pouting, why didn't she just stay with the others if she was gonna waste her time anyway?
But suddenly she hears something: Cries of agony, even if they're muffled by the thick walls, it is still obvious that someone, somewhere was on the brink of death. Shin smiles. That was more to her liking! At the end of the hallway, there is a big iron door, and this seemes to be where those cries came from.
Shin cracks the door open and what she sees in there brightened her mood even more. Edogawa4869 (Jodie) is chained to the wall, his feeble body heavily bleeding all over. His ear has been cut off, and his eye sockets are empty. But he is still alive - even if it is just a matter of minutes until he draws his terminal breath. Shin steps closer to get a better look. "Teehe, you're so lame, E4!" She beams at him but then she notices something strange - the skin around the eye sockets seems to be coming off! Being nosy as always, Shin tears the skin off - and finds out that it wasn't skin at all, but merely a mask! Edogawa4869 was Kid, disguised as Jodie!
Astonished by this new discovery, Shin doesn't notice that someone has come in.
"WHO DARES TO INTERFERE WITH MY EXPERIMENTS?" Shin turns around and whom she sees there makes a shiver run down her spine:

"Mistress Eve! I'm so happy to see you!"
Eve smirks. "Happy, are you? Well, we'll see about that! So you haven't come here to try to kill me, like this puny human here?"
She smiles the most innocent smile at Edo. "You really should know better than that. No-one could possibly kill me." She punches Edogawa in the stomach and he coughs up some blood. Eve snickers.
"Oh well, guess I've had enough fun with you for now! Time for some serious research." She gets a pill out of her pocket. "Let's see if this new poison I've just developed is as good as I expect it to be." She forces it down edo's throat. At first, it seems as if nothing happens but then, edo's eye sockets and all the other orifices - artificial or natural - start to fill with blood. And Edogawa yells out in agony before he vomits up all his organs and finally kicks the bucket.
Blood has been squirted all over Eve's and Shin's bodies and they both chuckle at the entertainment they have just witnessed.
Then, Eve's attention turns to Shin: "And what were you doing in here again?"
Shin gulps "I was just..."
"Snooping around, were we?"
"Yes, I mean.. No"
Eve grabs Shin's head, still smiling. "My, my, aren't you just the cutest! Your head will look so great in my trophy collection!" And with a seemingly effortless motion, she tears Shin's head off. Shin101's now head- and lifeless body drops to the ground - the body of James Black in fact.

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And now, as per the result of the poll, Eve too shall die a horrible death.
Forget it!
Huh?
You can't kill me!
Of course I can! I'm the GM, for God's sake!
You wouldn't want a certain someone to be harmed, would you?
...Oh no, you wouldn't!
Teehee...Feel fry to try!

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Back in the dinning hall, Dus and breva are still making out. But then breva decides to open her eyes again and look upwards towards the ceiling.
"Weird." She thinks. "I don't remember the ceiling being painted in crimson. And what are these four strange orbs up there? Is this supposed to be a  lamp?" At this precise moment, the 'orbs' falls down, two on each of breva's batteries. And she finally discovers what they are -  the dead empty eyeballs of hopelessidiot and PhoenixTears are staring at her!
Breva starts shrieking. Dus on the other hand, doesn't seem to care too much about these two bodies, he is mainly unhappy that the kiss was ended so abruptly. He gets up and then a slip of paper falls on his head. He picks it up and reads it.

Just like a phoenix you will be reborn in flames.
  Nowhere to run,
  nowhere to hide.
  I'll come for you.

Dus scratches his head. "I don't like how people keep getting killed in my hotel and I certainly want this to end before the big wedding - to which all of are invited, as long as you are still alive by then." He blows a kiss at breva. "And I think the best way to end these killings is to kill one of you. You have twelve hours to decide, I'll make out with breva in the meantime." Unfortunately, it doesn't look like breva is in the mood anymore.



[center]Day 3 begins!
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[PT]

I think the only thing to say here is... WTF?!

[Edogawa4869]

Ok, who decided to kill me?!

[KainTheVampire]

...! Eric!

[Vylash]

...DUS IS STILL ALIVE?

[nomemory]

I don't even know what to say, this is crazy.

[Tanner-kun]

3 DEATHS!!! and who is hopeless? maybe it that "new role" again.