Mafia Round 18: Jungle Bells (Town wins)

[Shin101]

No, you weren't, but now, you are.

And you're the only one there

[Akonyl]

one of the few times I'll vote myself in a poll 

[KainTheVampire]

@Eric,

[Shin101]

They just won't stop

I vote E4, Parkur, and xpon. I forgot to include Kain.

[Sherlock3]

YES!!! i'm not on the new poll..... which means i'll still be alive by night 2.... or at least i hope so

[Dus]

YES!!! i'm not on the new poll..... which means i'll still be alive by night 2.... or at least i hope so

Or that you're dead already.

[Edogawa4869]

..... Totally didn't realize I could vote for more than one person...

[Dus]

The Sloppy Make-Out

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Despite the gruesome murder the night before, you actually manage to enjoy yourselves today. Some of you have fun in the pool, but the ladies among are soon forced to leave, because xpon keeps trying to steal their panties.

Others have a look at the exhibits in the museum in the west wing of the complex. And the famed Pandora Gem is indeed impressive.

Others try to venture into the jungle, in search of the beach. But they soon realise that this would be a futile endeavour; they would never be able to find their back.

As the clock strikes six, all you of you hurry to the dinning hall, hoping that the dinner will be just as delicious as the breakfast.
In there you meet the owner of the place, the man who kills himself Dus. He is sitting behind the bar, countless empty glasses in front of him. He doesn‘t look very happy. In fact, he‘s hissing and growling at you:
„So“ he says, gritting his teeth „which one o‘ ye basterds was it destroyed mah precious Steinway?“ He gets out his revolver again.  „You have 5 seconds tae tell me, or I‘m shooting all o‘ yese.“ He waves the revolver around. PT ducks.
You gulp. Guess you have no choice. But who to vote for?
Pаrkur clears his throat. He blushes.
„Well...I guess I‘m voting xpon….“ He looks at xpon „I mean… It‘s not like I like you like that… Geez, you dummy!“

Xpon seems to get very angry:
„SEE.. i am start to piss of.. you knew that if you play this game only to kill me.. then i will kiss you for sure Pаrkur!“
He runs over to Pаrkur, who is blushing even more. Xpon looks at him, determination in his eyes. Then their lips lock:

(xpon‘s the one on the right, in case you can‘t tell)
Dus‘s jaws drop wide open.
„That is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen!“

The townies seem to think all that alcohol must have messed with Dus‘s judgement. Prof shoots jealous glances towards Pаrkur.
„All right, I will not stand in the way of true love. I won‘t shoot anybody today, I‘m sorry that I made such a scene.“ He sniffs. „I‘ll get the chef to tell you what today‘s menu is. Balders!?“
A man runs out of the kitchen. He doesn‘t look like much of a cook to you, but, after all, one shouldn‘t judge a book by its cover:

„Yes, Milord?“
„Tell these nice people here what‘s on the menu for tonight. I‘ll retire to my quarters for now.“
„Yes, Milord.“
Dus adds, in a whisper „And make sure these two lovebirds are seated right next to each other.“
„Yes, Milord! All right, for tonight we have:
Turnip soup as an entree

The main course will be
Haggis with neeps and tatties

And ice cream for pudding, garnished with turnips; you can choose between two flavours: Vanilla and Eve.
„What exactly is Eve-flavoured ice cream?“ xcommando enquires.
„It‘s basically clotted blood with shards of glass in it.“
„I‘ll have that one, please“
The rest of the townies seem to prefer vanilla, for some strange reason.

Night 2 begins!
The flavour would have had a bit more of an impact, but someone stopped the lynching. .
All PMs sent¿

[Sherlock3]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
i cant be dead already.... say it aint so

[KainTheVampire]

o.O

[Shin101]

Voice of Reason? D:

[Conia]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW <3

[Akonyl]

Voice of Reason? D:

alternately, lovey-dovey (aka sloppy makeouts). Whether it was xpon or parkur though is doubtful.

Also, isn't this an hour early?

[Dus]

*facepalm*
Sorry, messed up the time because I've had it ready for ages. But the only thing that was still missing were some votes, which didn't really matter.

[Akonyl]

Tut tut!

What if they didn't wanna have sloppy makeouts after all, eh?!