HEY!!!

[PT]

Bird-brained? That's all you've got?

[Akonyl]

it was clearly the best pun to use at the time.

[PT]

It was lame, you mean.

[Akonyl]

I think that's your feeble bird brain acting up again. It was clearly the best.

[PT]

Clearly bluebars are more affected by old age than phoenixes. That was, without doubt, the worst insult you could've come up with.

[Akonyl]

I think you're misunderstanding my intentions, here!

I don't mean to insult you at all. I'm simply offering factual reasons as to why you are of inferior intellect and thus can't actually hear Crownia's calling.

[PT]

You claim you aren't trying to insult me and then go and say I'm of inferior intellect, and expect me not to feel insulted by this? The dementia is getting to you even worse than I thought, my dear other half. Perhaps I should test out some of my potions on you and see if it helps.

Worst case scenario is that it speeds up the dementia, but then, that wouldn't be a huge loss.

[Akonyl]

It's not my fault if you're insulted by the facts! You are a bird, and thus you possess a bird brain. If anything, this seems more like a case of denial on your part!

[PT]

I'm not in denial. I'm a mad scientist, remember? If my intellect was really as inferior as you say, then I wouldn't be a very good mad scientist, would I?

[Akonyl]

you're not a very good scientist, yes, which is why you're so mad about it.

[Conia]

I do have wings :V...
Cupid wings, right?

[PT]

you're not a very good scientist, yes, which is why you're so mad about it.

Whatever you say, Ako-chan.

I do have wings :V...
Cupid wings, right?

You may have wings, but you're not a bird.

[Akonyl]

Not a very inspired retort, there. D:

And those are definitely bird wings.

[PT]

My head hurts, I'm not feeling very creative with the retorts today.

How dare you insult bird wings by comparing them to... those?!

[Shin101]

Uhhh... I have wings? *points to a pair of black, shriveled, feathery things in her back*