Today's Weird Stories...

[mangaluva]

You said that here:

First teaching practice today, and not only did I keep forgetting my student's names (There were only nine of them!) but I kept mispronouncing one's name in a way that, as his friend informed me, "means, eh, how you say, very rude action with man and man" X( Sorry!

Ahh... em, I've forgotten his name, mainly because I never learned it properly in the first place X( Began with this odd noise that was a mix of "sshhh" and "j"... no idea where he was from >_>

[Shin101]

We were hanging out inside our classroom waiting for the next teacher to come up, and we were pretty bored, so my two bestfriends (Kayla and Faye) came up with this idea that I should teach them how to kick (they've seen it like a million times, since I'm a member of the girl's soccer club). I was pretty bored myself so I obliged.

Me: *kicking hard in the air* Like this?

Then all of a sudden the bookshelf a couple of meters in front of me crashed down. My leg was still raised up in the air, and it was pointing at the direction of the shelf.

Kayla: WOAH. *shakes head in disbelief*
Faye: Oh my god, Anna's an AIRBENDER!

[ShiraKiryuu]

Then all of a sudden the bookshelf a couple of meters in front of me crashed down. My leg was still raised up in the air, and it was pointing at the direction of the shelf.

Hmm... what were you wearing when you did this?

[Callid]

Then all of a sudden the bookshelf a couple of meters in front of me crashed down. My leg was still raised up in the air, and it was pointing at the direction of the shelf.

Hmm... what were you wearing when you did this?

...
Wait - what exactly were your thoughts when you asked that question?

[Akonyl]

...
Wait - what exactly were your thoughts when you asked that question?

pretty sure it should be pretty obvious

[ShiraKiryuu]

[Edogawa4869]

.... Pervert.

[ShiraKiryuu]

.... Pervert.

[Shin101]

I was wearing my favorite black and blue striped under-shorts, thank you

[ShiraKiryuu]

I was wearing my favorite black and blue striped under-shorts, thank you

I-I mean... good.

[Edogawa4869]

I was wearing my favorite black and blue striped under-shorts, thank you

I-I mean... good.

You were just begging for a skirt, weren't you?

[Shin101]

For the record, I was wearing a skirt. Underneath was my under-shorts, duh

[ShiraKiryuu]

For the record, I was wearing a skirt. Underneath was my under-shorts, duh

And underneath those?

...

Okay, I'll stop now.

[Shin101]

My white pink-ribbon-laced bunny-printed pantsu. Any other questions?

[ShiraKiryuu]

My white pink-ribbon-laced bunny-printed pantsu. Any other questions?

I did say that I'll stop.

But after knowing that...