Nothing too weird happened today so i'll tell a weird story.
When my friend Ruaridh got extremely bored after finishing his maths exam, he started writing whatever nonsense floated through his head on the working paper, like "I like that guy's shoes" and "I wonder if penguins can fly F-14s?" and what have you. He also wrote "THIS PAGE IS UTTERLY SELF-DEFEATING" On the page at the back that says [Blank Page]. Even he doesn't remember all the stuff he wrote, but he does remember that he accidentally handed it in, and a week later he was pulled out of class and told that the SQA (Scottish Qualifications Authority; they set and mark our exams) had reccomended a psychologist for him and the teachers were to ask if he was considering suicide. You can't realize the magnitude of how ridiculous this idea is without knowing Ruaridh, but even the teacher was laughing while she was asking. Ever since, his proudest acheivement is being mentall referred by the SQA and he spent the rest of his school days threatening to commit suicide every time the teachers asked him why he didn't hand in his homework.
I love this guy ♥
Dus wrote:
And what IS the name of the student mangaluva likes to call a screaming bender?
mangaluva wrote:
First teaching practice today, and not only did I keep forgetting my student's names (There were only nine of them!) but I kept mispronouncing one's name in a way that, as his friend informed me, "means, eh, how you say, very rude action with man and man" X( Sorry!
We don't make mistakes. We have happy accidents.
Remember: A thin paint will stick to a thick paint.