Today's Weird Stories...

[nomemory]

I was happily cooking when I decided to taste if the food was any good, which it was =), but after that one bite I felt full. Seriously, I feel so full that I want to TRAAAAANSFORM, or however they say it. And all I have eaten today except that one bite is a tiny sandwich.

[KainTheVampire]

I was happily cooking when I decided to taste if the food was any good, which it was =), but after that one bite I felt full. Seriously, I feel so full that I want to TRAAAAANSFORM, or however they say it. And all I have eaten today except that one bite is a tiny sandwich.

.... o.O
What the hell did you cook? o.O

[nomemory]

I was happily cooking when I decided to taste if the food was any good, which it was =), but after that one bite I felt full. Seriously, I feel so full that I want to TRAAAAANSFORM, or however they say it. And all I have eaten today except that one bite is a tiny sandwich.

.... o.O
What the hell did you cook? o.O

Wok, the way I always do it. The rest is in the fridge, perhaps I can live on that for the rest of the week

[mangaluva]

This didn't specifically happen today, but not very much has happened to me today so I'll share it anyway.

When sitting in the park the other day with a couple of my friends, a couple of policemen cycled past, stopped to check that we weren't being drinking hoodlums, saw our Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and cycled on. A moment later, we heard several sirens going past in the same direction. Then five helicopters flew overhead, all going in the same direction. We watched them go, and then my friend Ruaridh said "you know, I haven't seen Dillon today."

(Just so you know, Dillon is a friend of mine who regularly and amiably claims to be a part-time assassin and has a great fear of cheese trying to eat him, and Ruaridh got bored during an exam and his resultant scribblings got him referred by the SQA for psychological examination. They will appear frequently in my weird stories.)

[Akonyl]

Got a fortune cookie at lunch today:

"This is a night for love and affection."

[nomemory]

Just got off the phone. I was talking to my big sister and she told me a weird story from work. She works at a pharmacy and was busy fetching some prescribed medicine to a customer, when she got back he told her that it was a diaper on the floor. She didn't believe him but went to look anyway, and surely there it was a used female hygiene product lying on the floor. I wonder how it got there, but I pity her, so gross.

[Conia]

I was happily cooking when I decided to taste if the food was any good, which it was =), but after that one bite I felt full. Seriously, I feel so full that I want to TRAAAAANSFORM, or however they say it. And all I have eaten today except that one bite is a tiny sandwich.

+10 for reference

[Yurikochan]

It happened Saturday, and I'm really glad I didn't know then cause my day at Dorney Park would have been ruined because I'd have been tense and not able to talk with anyone. But the father of my friend's son, who is seriously totally creepy, and I can't stand to be near him was at the park at the same time as I was.

[Callid]

http://forums.dctp.ws/viewtopic.php?t=4738

[ShiraKiryuu]

http://forums.dctp.ws/viewtopic.php?t=4738

[PT]

http://forums.dctp.ws/viewtopic.php?t=4738

I stick with my theory on this issue.

[Kor]

In my school's data based, it says that my Audio in the Home Studio (I know. Why do they put "the" in the name?) is clashing with another course (hour wise). Guess which course! It's the Audio in the Home Studio (same code, same teacher). How can one course clash with itself? Well it can't. How can the person in charge of putting my system together screw up so badly (the only way it could happen was if someone inserted the same course twice) is beyond me. That's why you're not supposed to give teachers a secratery's word.

Also, apparently last year, I should have done a Trumpet Performance Test. The only odd thing is that I don't play the freaking trumpet! I don't have anything in my record regarding trumpets and last year, there was only ONE trumpet student in the whole school.
My last name is Bi(e)gel
and the other student's last name was Spiegel.
If because of that there was a mix in the system (note that our first names are also listed)..........well, someone is obviously on drugs in the office.

[PT]

In my school's data based, it says that my Audio in the Home Studio (I know. Why do they put "the" in the name?) is clashing with another course (hour wise). Guess which course! It's the Audio in the Home Studio (same code, same teacher). How can one course clash with itself? Well it can't. How can the person in charge of putting my system together screw up so badly (the only way it could happen was if someone inserted the same course twice) is beyond me. That's why you're not supposed to give teachers a secratery's word.

Also, apparently last year, I should have done a Trumpet Performance Test. The only odd thing is that I don't play the freaking trumpet! I don't have anything in my record regarding trumpets and last year, there was only ONE trumpet student in the whole school.
My last name is Bi(e)gel
and the other student's last name was Spiegel.
If because of that there was a mix in the system (note that our first names are also listed)..........well, someone is obviously on drugs in the office.

*blink* ....Wow. Someone really, really screwed something up somewhere. Twice. (Or two people screwed up horribly. Probably that one.) Hopefully everything will get sorted out quickly, cause otherwise that could cause big trouble.

As a side note: the trumpet is a fun instrument to play. I know you play flute (from that video you posted), what else do you play? (You've probably mentioned this before, but I don't remember.)

[KainTheVampire]

Me: *goes to the teacher's room, knocks*
Anno: *opens* Oh, Cissi. What do you want?
Me: I want to talk to Holm again
Anno: Aw, why don't you ever come to talk to me?
Me: I don't want to talk to you
Anno: D: *fake cries* (Which I knew XD)
Me: o.O Aw, don't be sad Anno! *hugs him*
Anno: Yay! *hugs back*
Me: You're the God of this school after all! I love you, God!
Holm: ..... What did you want Cissi? o.O XD
Anno and me: Oh... Right XD

.... We're very normal on my school

[ShiraKiryuu]

Me: *goes to the teacher's room, knocks*
Anno: *opens* Oh, Cissi. What do you want?
Me: I want to talk to Holm again
Anno: Aw, why don't you ever come to talk to me?
Me: I don't want to talk to you
Anno: D: *fake cries* (Which I knew XD)
Me: o.O Aw, don't be sad Anno! *hugs him*
Anno: Yay! *hugs back*
Me: You're the God of this school after all! I love you, God!
Holm: ..... What did you want Cissi? o.O XD
Anno and me: Oh... Right XD

.... We're very normal on my school

O.o