My friend Christian kidnapped me twice today
First:
Me: *sitting at the third floor, listening to music*
Christian: Oi, Cissi!

You want to buy an apple today?
Me: I'm one SEK short...

Christian: You can borrow from me, let's go *takes my arm and drags me down to the second floor*
Me: o.O D:
Second:
Me: *sitting at at another place at the third floor, listening to music*
Still 20 minutes until I need to leave 
Christian: Cissi! You're taking the train that leaves at 14.56 today, right? Or wait... I don't care about your respond, you're taking that train! You don't have anymore lessons, right?
Me: Um... No, I don't.. And I'm taking that train, yes..
Christian: Good, let's go! *takes my arm and drags me down to the second floor*
Me: .....
Again?! o.O But the train leaves first in 35 minutes, right?

Christian: Well, yeah but... Gyah!
Some guy: *takes Christian's shirt and drags him down to the first floor and then outside*
Christian: *still holding my arm*
Some guy: *goes to some random person from school* You want to buy this shirt? You'll get Christian on the bargain, the girl he's holding too.
Me:
What?! 
Christian: Hey!

*let's go off my arm* Don't go sell Cissi just because you're selling my shirt!
