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How are you guys doing so far?

Great! Never better; my knife's been red ever since.
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Restored normality. Nothing exceptional is happening but it's okay.
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Quite stale. Drats. I need fluctuations.
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Bored! Extremely bored! I wanna die.
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30%
 
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Ok then.

*tries to break away from Shin's punishment*

Please Shin I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Don't hurt me. Gimme another chance.
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Nuhahahaha! Do you think you can escape? *slaps Prof* Quit wriggling you scum!
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*kicks at Shin*
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*chainsaws Prof's right foot*
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Wait, what?

I'm sorry for being absent for such a long time, Shin.
Why? You never win the cursed war.
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alicetama wrote: Wait, what?

I'm sorry for being absent for such a long time, Shin.
Ah, it's okay, it's okay.

*ties alice into a chair* You're next!
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shin_ichi01 wrote:
alicetama wrote: Wait, what?

I'm sorry for being absent for such a long time, Shin.
Ah, it's okay, it's okay.

*ties alice into a chair* You're next!
*gulps* N-no! I promise you, I will be there for you!

And besides if you kill me all you're left with is these people who fear you and your brother, Bluek.
Why? You never win the cursed war.
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Ahhhh! Oh God,Shin please no!

*coughs up blood*

I'm sorry my Queen, I'm sorry.

@Alice: I'm not scared of either of them. You're the scared one :P.
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ProfParanoia wrote: Ahhhh! Oh God,Shin please no!

*coughs up blood*

I'm sorry my Queen, I'm sorry.

@Alice: I'm not scared of either of them. You're the scared one :P.
You accusing me of being a coward? *death glares*
Why? You never win the cursed war.
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alicetama wrote: *gulps* N-no! I promise you, I will be there for you!

And besides if you kill me all you're left with is these people who fear you and your brother, Bluek.
O_O I don't want that. *unties alice* Okay I won't kill you.

...yet. *locks alice in a closet*
ProfParanoia wrote: Ahhhh! Oh God,Shin please no!

*coughs up blood*

I'm sorry my Queen, I'm sorry.

@Alice: I'm not scared of either of them. You're the scared one :P.
Hmmm~ That's more like it^^

*puts scorpion inside Prof's shirt*
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alicetama wrote:
ProfParanoia wrote: Ahhhh! Oh God,Shin please no!

*coughs up blood*

I'm sorry my Queen, I'm sorry.

@Alice: I'm not scared of either of them. You're the scared one :P.
You accusing me of being a coward? *death glares*
You wanna fight?

@Shin: Um, Shin-Sweetie, how big is this scorpion?
* shimmies chair towards Alice*
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ProfParanoia wrote: You wanna fight?

@Shin: Um, Shin-Sweetie, how big is this scorpion?
* shimmies chair towards Alice*
Hey! No fighting or you'll both get it!


...oh yeah, that scorpion is just as big as a dinner plate, so don't worry.
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Oh thank God Shin.

The big ones have significantly weaker venom.
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ProfParanoia wrote: Oh thank God Shin.

The big ones have significantly weaker venom.
That's right^^ I can't have you keeling over yet, I'm not finished with you.

*pokes Prof's cheeks with a stick* Wait, you still alive there? You look ghastly pale.
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shin_ichi01 wrote:
ProfParanoia wrote: Oh thank God Shin.

The big ones have significantly weaker venom.
That's right^^ I can't have you keeling over yet, I'm not finished with you.

*pokes Prof's cheeks with a stick* Wait, you still alive there? You look ghastly pale.
Just love sick.

At any rate I'm gonna use this glass in my hand to untie me.

*cuts self loose*
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