Hello. Just go back in time...

[JohnTitor]

Name:
Age:
Location: Indonesia
Future Career: Artist
Conan Fan Since: 1996

Favorite Conan Movie: Phantom of Baker Street
Favorite Conan Case: The Halloween Showdown

Other Favorite Anime/Manga: Rurouni Kenshin, Embalming : Another Tale of Frankenstein, Slam Dunk, dang I forgot, too many of them -__-"

Favorite Movies: Honestly I don't watch many movies...

Favorite Songs: I'd prefer to list my favorite musicians... Rooster, The Cardigans, Green Day, The Corrs, Roxette, Radiohead, Tori Amos, Bon Jovi, Nirvana, Oasis, MCR, The Strokes, Snow Patrol, Paramore, Coldplay, Keane, Michael Jackson, Sandhy Sondoro, Limelights, Mew, Lifehouse, The Cranberries... etc etc.

Favorite TV Series: Yeah, I rarely watch TV, too...

Favorite Books: Animorphs, Sherlock Holmes complete canon, Scott Pilgrim, Musashi, Harry Potter, Watchmen, V For Vendetta, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Dan Brown's books... etc etc

Thanks.

[Vylash]

you love animorphs, you are officially accepted

[JohnTitor]

you love animorphs, you are officially accepted

Wow! Yeah, that and DC were my first childhood readings 

[ShiraKiryuu]

Welcome!

[nomemory]

"Don't do time travel by yourself."? Am I sensing someone who likes time travel? But welcome anyway and have fun! =)




Now for some shameless advertising:
Do you like fun? Do you like onionheads? Then I suggest joining the Onionhead Fanclub Fun isn't guaranteed.


Perhaps I should stop the shameless advertising... =/ It is pretty shameless D:

[Akonyl]

Tell us more about the year 2036, John Titor!

And welcome, time traveler!

edited because I forgot a word :V

[Kleene Onigiri]

Welcome!

[PT]

Hello! Welcome to the Asylum, JohnTitor!

[Vylash]

On behalf of bluekaitou1412, I'm delivering an appropriate presentation.

Welcome!

First and foremost, if you're a girl, watch out for this very perverted old puppy (yeah, old puppy, read: xpon) that stalks ladies and steals their undies. Ah, right, we need gender info here, gender! How can we protect you (if you're a girl) if we don't know your gender? We may lose a member! Yes! And, if you're a boy, no need to worry, though Abs. or PhoenixTears may recruit you to their harem, it's normal, don't get freaked out.

I'll also take this as an opportunity to introduce you to our organization, the JDC. For more info, go here and here. We accept anyone-- just tell us your expertise and skills. Participating in conquering Japan is fun, don't you think? I would like to advertise nomemory's Onionhead Fan Club too. You may join her in her quest to become an onion master.

Oh, another thing, if you come across Girl19 here, don't pick up a fight (or even discuss something with her) if you don't want to get your ass kicked. Stay away from Kleene Onigiri, too, if she wants to make you her new punching bag-- yes, riceballs can punch. Be wary of Eve for she is, well, evil. No need to elaborate.

Don't worry about that shadow behind you. That's probably Conia-- if not, then it's Shadowman, who else? Another one here named Akonyl likes bees. He's the Bee Princess, so he expects you to pay homage to him and give him wasp presents.

Don't worry, you'll meet lots of friends in the course of your stay here, like bears, onions, mad scientists, and ninja assassins. A lot of skirmishes happen between members, and you might get involved, but please do not try to even utter a single insult against Ai, if you don't want to be squashed, chopped, burned, tortured, pitch-forked or poked by the AiCons.
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So, again, Welcome, and please don't hesitate in praising Haibara, many people do that, you'll pass unnoticed by the mods. Go off-topic (Even in Off-Topic), annoy people-- just go and have fun.

[Memesu]

you love animorphs, you are officially accepted

Unfair. Were I live, they stopped translating it...

[Vylash]

you love animorphs, you are officially accepted

Unfair. Where I live, they stopped translating it...

ouch, that sucks, animorphs is so awesome, <3 tobias

[Commi-Ninja]

Hello!

[Conia]

Thanks Parkur

Welcome Titor!

[mangaluva]

Welcome!

[breva]

welcome