DCTP Shorts: A Collection of Timeless Random Stories

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Akonyl wrote:
shin_ichi01 wrote: To be honest, some of the stories' characters were purposely left blank for me to fill in.
so what you're saying is that he basically left you Mad Lib versions of the stories.
Again, I say...

O.o

....We're doomed.
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Only a few. He gave strict orders not to modify the Abonyleenix ones. The same with the stories involving Girl19, ccppfan, Eve, Yurikochan, mangaluva, and nomemory.
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Edogawa4869 wrote:
Akonyl wrote:
shin_ichi01 wrote: To be honest, some of the stories' characters were purposely left blank for me to fill in.
so what you're saying is that he basically left you Mad Lib versions of the stories.
Again, I say...

O.o

....We're doomed.
No, we're not! Or atleast Azu and I aren't.

As Shin lurves and thus will give us leads in certain stories.
Why? You never win the cursed war.
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alicetama wrote: No, we're not! Or atleast Azu and I aren't.

As Shin lurves and thus will give us leads in certain stories.
Actually... I called him yesterday and asked for another story with us in it <3
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shin_ichi01 wrote: Only a few. He gave strict orders not to modify the Abonyleenix ones. The same with the stories involving Girl19, ccppfan, Eve, Yurikochan, mangaluva, and nomemory.
WUT? :P is it my driving again? :P
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alicetama wrote:
Edogawa4869 wrote:
Akonyl wrote:
shin_ichi01 wrote: To be honest, some of the stories' characters were purposely left blank for me to fill in.
so what you're saying is that he basically left you Mad Lib versions of the stories.
Again, I say...

O.o

....We're doomed.
No, we're not! Or atleast Azu and I aren't.

As Shin lurves and thus will give us leads in certain stories.
Not all of us can be on her good side, though...
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shin_ichi01 wrote: Only a few. He gave strict orders not to modify the Abonyleenix ones. The same with the stories involving Girl19, ccppfan, Eve, Yurikochan, mangaluva, and nomemory.
I like how its just me and not Conia's either. I can see Conia being stabbed with a unicorn horn now. *mourns the story that hasn't happened yet*
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One of the files I am supposed to post here. Our scanner's not working so, I just took a pic.
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scary!!!!!!
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D:

Nice xD But, are those claws? D:
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her hand reminds me to anime call Nube

btw what the title of this?
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shin_ichi01 wrote: "French fry?" Kleene offered. She held out her plate.

"Thanks." Phoenix took a fry. The harem meeting had just ended, and she and Kleene were at a diner near the JDC West HQ. "I'm starving. Akonyl wanted me to help him with the paperwork during lunch, so I barely had time to eat." She popped the fry into her mouth.

Kleene pursed her lips. "Yes" she said. "Where is your shadow this afternoon, anyway?"

"Oh come on" Phoenix chided. "I know Akonyl's been tagging along a lot. But that doesn't mean we're not doing anything wrong, so there's no reason to be jealous."

"Hmmmm" Kleene didn't look convinced. "That's not how it looks to me. It seems like you're already more than just good friends."

Phoenix was a little surprised. Kleene really sounded suspicious for some reason. Did she find out? "Well, anyway, I don't know where he is right now," she replied. "He said he had something to do with Jd- today." She cleared her throat. "Look, Kleene. I know we're spending too much time together but--"

"Heads up" Kleene was staring over Phoenix's head, not seeming to have heard what she was saying. "mangaluva sighting, ten o'clock."

Phoenix glanced over her shoulder. mangaluva had just walked into the diner, her cell phone pressed to her ear and an irritated scowl on her face.

"Yikes" Phoenix whispered, sliding down on her seat. "She doesn't look happy."

Kleene grabbed the menu and shielded her face with it. She peeked around at Phoenix. "Right," she whispered back. "And an unhappy mangaluva is a mangaluva to be avoided."

"Shut up and listen to me, xpon!" mangaluva shouted into her phone, earning stares from the other costumers. "I don't care how far behind you are in English class. You need to learn proper spelling and grammar today. And while you're at it, go buy some books of your own and read, now! And oh, one more thing, be sure to dispose of that incompetent English translator of yours..."

Kleene leaned across the table, still hidden by the menu. "Let's see xpon get out of that." she snickered.
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shin_ichi01 wrote: bluekaitou: This is a story following the events of the great battle between Akonyl and the alien bee army, the latter assembled to conquer and enslave the human race.

...

Phoenix could not believe her eyes. Only a few hours earlier, she had been in deep conversation with Akonyl. Now her friend was lying on the ground, fatally wounded. It was the most horrible of sights. Shock and stunned adrenaline rose up inside of her and for a moment she thought she was going to explode. Somehow, she managed to keep it down.

Phoenix turned to Kleene, in time to see her rush forward. Two of the Queen's giant drones pointed their needles to halt her steps, but the Queen herself signaled them to let her through.

Kleene approached her dying lover, dropping down to her knees and reaching out a hand to clasp Akonyl's. His were already white-- life was draining out of him at terrifying speed.

"You fought well, Ako-chan," Phoenix heard Kleene say, as she attempted to staunch the flow of blood from his chest with her handkerchief. "You're a real hero."

"What a fool." The Queen said, her voice devoid of emotion. "I have lost my interest in human beings. I shall find us another planet."

Abs., who appeared a little too late, was incandescent with rage and not afraid to show it. "You bastard!"

"Abs.!" They heard Kleene cry. Phoenix and Abs. turned at once. "Akonyl isn't dead yet. His pulse is weak, but I think there's a chance he can be saved if we could just get him to a hospital!"

Abs. broke into a smile but the bee soldiers flew in front of him, blocking his way. "Leave now, without the vanquished."

Kleene was trying hard to contain her anger. "Your generals has nearly butchered Ako-chan. Are you really so twisted that you'd see him die on your hive rather than have us carry him to a hospital and let him take his chances?!"

"He fought and lost. He should be grateful that death is coming to wash clean his failure."

Phoenix intervened. "Please. You've made your point. I don't reckon he's long for this life anyhow. At least let us take him and give him..." She gulped. "...a proper farewell."

The Queen didn't flinch. "Alright. Take the fallen man if you wish. Just get off our hive. I'm weary of all of you miscreant creatures." She turned and flew away.

Phoenix stepped forward to join Kleene and Abs. at Akonyl's side. Abs. put a hand on Kleene's shoulder and leaned closer to look down at his fallen friend. Akonyl's face was as pale as snow and, in spite of Kleene's efforts, he was losing too much blood for his pain to last much longer.

"You did a fine job, Ako-chan," Kleene said. "A fine job, do you hear? We'll light fireworks in your honor. And each of us in the harem will toast to your greatness." There were tears in Kleene's eyes as she forced out the words. " And whenever we have a chance, we'll speak of Akonyl as the very stuff that legends are made of. You hear me?"

"That... would... be... cool..." Akonyl managed to rasp. Then he looked up at Abs. and Phoenix and a faint smile flickered across his violet lips.

"Time for this stripes to say goodbye."

He closed his eyes. His head rolled to the side.

"He's gone," Abs. said, placing a hand in Kleene's shoulder. Phoenix turned away in disbelief.

There was no sign of the Queen, but one of the bee generals flew forward. "He fought well," he said, surprisingly softly. "He carries no shame." He nodded briefly, then withdrew.

"Let me help you carry him," Abs. said to Kleene.

"Thanks," Kleene said, biting back her tears. "Come on, Ako-chan, shift a leg. Time to get you back home again, dear."
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shin_ichi01 wrote: Only a few. He gave strict orders not to modify the Abonyleenix ones. The same with the stories involving Girl19, ccppfan, Eve, Yurikochan, mangaluva, and nomemory.
Aww, I can feel the love Is this perhaps the cue to run as far as possible and never come back?
shin_ichi01 wrote: One of the files I am supposed to post here. Our scanner's not working so, I just took a pic.
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Written on the back of the paper are the words: Kleene Onigiri sample sketch. Based on avvie, not IRL. Done in 5 minutes.
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Kleene Onigiri wrote: D:

Nice xD But, are those claws? D:
just don't use those claws on me D:
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nomemory wrote:
shin_ichi01 wrote: Only a few. He gave strict orders not to modify the Abonyleenix ones. The same with the stories involving Girl19, ccppfan, Eve, Yurikochan, mangaluva, and nomemory.
Aww, I can feel the love Is this perhaps the cue to run as far as possible and never come back?
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