DCTP Shorts: A Collection of Timeless Random Stories

[Akonyl]

"he killed a man with his bare hands"
"he killed a man with his bear hands"

in my case, both are correct.

[Shin101]

"he killed a man with his bare hands"
"he killed a man with his bear hands"

in my case, both are correct.

+100

[PT]

bare, bear, what's the difference?

Well, see, this may just be me, but whenever someone says "bare with me!", I think of a bunch of people running around naked together. If that tells you where my brain is at all the time.

[Tanner-kun]

bare, bear, what's the difference?

Well, see, this may just be me, but whenever someone says "bare with me!", I think of a bunch of people running around naked together. If that tells you where my brain is at all the time.

I am starting to wonder what you do in your spare time?

[Edogawa4869]

bare, bear, what's the difference?

Well, see, this may just be me, but whenever someone says "bare with me!", I think of a bunch of people running around naked together. If that tells you where my brain is at all the time.

I am starting to wonder what you do in your spare time?

...I'd rather not find out...

[PT]

bare, bear, what's the difference?

Well, see, this may just be me, but whenever someone says "bare with me!", I think of a bunch of people running around naked together. If that tells you where my brain is at all the time.

I am starting to wonder what you do in your spare time?

Mock people online, obviously.

Well, that and plan a hostile takeover of the entire world. But that's a secret. So don't tell anyone.

[Akonyl]

bare, bear, what's the difference?

Well, see, this may just be me, but whenever someone says "bare with me!", I think of a bunch of people running around naked together. If that tells you where my brain is at all the time.

I am starting to wonder what you do in your spare time?

Mock people online, obviously.

Well, that and plan a hostile takeover of the entire world. But that's a secret. So don't tell anyone.

well to be fair, bears are bare naked all the time

so maybe you should imagine a bunch of naked bears running.

[PT]

well to be fair, bears are bare naked all the time

so maybe you should imagine a bunch of naked bears running.

Where's the fun in imagining a bunch of naked bears?

[Akonyl]

well to be fair, bears are bare naked all the time

so maybe you should imagine a bunch of naked bears running.

Where's the fun in imagining a bunch of naked bears?

so you're saying there's fun in imagining naked people running together? Your  made it seem like you disapproved, but if you were only trying to hide your true feelings...

[Conia]

bare, bear, what's the difference?

Well, see, this may just be me, but whenever someone says "bare with me!", I think of a bunch of people running around naked together. If that tells you where my brain is at all the time.

I am starting to wonder what you do in your spare time?

Mock people online, obviously.

Well, that and plan a hostile takeover of the entire world. But that's a secret. So don't tell anyone.

Good job proving wrong that your sister will never know your secrets

[PT]

so you're saying there's fun in imagining naked people running together? Your  made it seem like you disapproved, but if you were only trying to hide your true feelings...

Well. The was only because I'm alone in thinking this. And because the first person that brought up the idea was my 11th grade English teacher. So the mental image is kind of ruined when I remember that she's the one that started that.

Good job proving wrong that your sister will never know your secrets

Who ever said that was a secret from Commi? Who do you think is helping me make plans? Who do you think is gonna be supreme ruler of the world when all is said and done? I certainly don't want that kind of responsibility. Politics were never my strong point. I'll stick with running my torture chamber.

[Conia]

Good job proving wrong that your sister will never know your secrets

Who ever said that was a secret from Commi? Who do you think is helping me make plans? Who do you think is gonna be supreme ruler of the world when all is said and done? I certainly don't want that kind of responsibility. Politics were never my strong point. I'll stick with running my torture chamber.

Torture Chamber? sister joining and having authority of papers?
ZOMG! THE HAREM WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

[PT]

Torture Chamber? sister joining and having authority of papers?
ZOMG! THE HAREM WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Not quite. We started making these plans long before the harem even existed. And Abs. has nothing to do with the hostile takeover. Yet.

[Shin101]

My brother will probably say "Leave Japan out of this."

[Akonyl]

My brother will probably say "Leave Japan out of this."

why? He's already planning on conquering it, this just makes his job easier.