Intro (Eve's hide out)

[Vylash]

THIS NEVER HAPPENED  >:(

Pretty sure they're making stuff up. I don't remember it at all. pofa's trying to get revenge on me for all those secret lynchings, and Parkur is just... Parkur.

[Abs.]

*cooking Parkur-meat patties on the grill*

Sorry, did you want one?

[pofa]

THIS NEVER HAPPENED 

PROVE IT.

For real, I remember this. There was some doubt about Dus's gender, and meanwhile Parkur wanted to use Eve to breed some Eevee, and Phoenix said she was a doctor and would help Parkur, and also that they would figure out about Dus using lotion. (That part might have been xpon.) And then Akonyl started making Silence of the Lambs references.

It's somewhere, I know it. But I'm very decidedly not going to go hunting for it.

Edit: Although now that you say it, Phoenix, I notice that both times I've been secretly lynched, the mastermind has been a member of, shall we say, your household. There's an awful lot of negative energy toward me coming out of that house.

*imagines PT and Commi sitting around a big candle in their creepy house surrounded by mutilated pictures of me, preparing to burn a pofa voodoo doll*

[PT]

For real, I remember this. There was some doubt about Dus's gender, and meanwhile Parkur wanted to use Eve to breed some Eevee, and Phoenix said she was a doctor and would help Parkur, and also that they would figure out about Dus using lotion. (That part might have been xpon.) And then Akonyl started making Silence of the Lambs references.

It's somewhere, I know it. But I'm very decidedly not going to go hunting for it.

I would think I would remember calling myself a doctor. But I'll look through my posts. I vaguely remember the talk about strip-searching Dus, but I don't remember the rest of it.

[pofa]

For real, I remember this. There was some doubt about Dus's gender, and meanwhile Parkur wanted to use Eve to breed some Eevee, and Phoenix said she was a doctor and would help Parkur, and also that they would figure out about Dus using lotion. (That part might have been xpon.) And then Akonyl started making Silence of the Lambs references.

It's somewhere, I know it. But I'm very decidedly not going to go hunting for it.

I would think I would remember calling myself a doctor. But I'll look through my posts. I vaguely remember the talk about strip-searching Dus, but I don't remember the rest of it.

I allow that perhaps it was Parkur who claimed to be the doctor. However, you were actively involved in the conversation.

[Vylash]

THIS NEVER HAPPENED 

PROVE IT.

For real, I remember this. There was some doubt about Dus's gender, and meanwhile Parkur wanted to use Eve to breed some Eevee, and Phoenix said she was a doctor and would help Parkur, and also that they would figure out about Dus using lotion. (That part might have been xpon.) And then Akonyl started making Silence of the Lambs references.

It's somewhere, I know it. But I'm very decidedly not going to go hunting for it.

Edit: Although now that you say it, Phoenix, I notice that both times I've been secretly lynched, the mastermind has been a member of, shall we say, your household. There's an awful lot of negative energy toward me coming out of that house.

*imagines PT and Commi sitting around a big candle in their creepy house surrounded by mutilated pictures of me, preparing to burn a pofa voodoo doll*

i slightly remember this, i wanna say it was in the mafia thread, but i'm not 100%

[Eve]

THIS NEVER HAPPENED 

PROVE IT.

For real, I remember this. There was some doubt about Dus's gender, and meanwhile Parkur wanted to use Eve to breed some Eevee, and Phoenix said she was a doctor and would help Parkur, and also that they would figure out about Dus using lotion. (That part might have been xpon.) And then Akonyl started making Silence of the Lambs references.

It's somewhere, I know it. But I'm very decidedly not going to go hunting for it.

Edit: Although now that you say it, Phoenix, I notice that both times I've been secretly lynched, the mastermind has been a member of, shall we say, your household. There's an awful lot of negative energy toward me coming out of that house.

*imagines PT and Commi sitting around a big candle in their creepy house surrounded by mutilated pictures of me, preparing to burn a pofa voodoo doll*

i slightly remember this, i wanna say it was in the mafia thread, but i'm not 100%

What the?.... there was a conversation about me and eggs....? Wait... I think I remember reading about that..... Mafia thread ...

[PT]

http://forums.dctp.ws/viewtopic.php?p=194259#p194259
Was that what you were talking about, pofa? Cause I wasn't involved in that, other than later I commented on xpon posting pictures of shirtless men. (Though, I see no mention of doctors or eggs... But Ako-chan mentioned Silence of the Lambs.)

[pofa]

http://forums.dctp.ws/viewtopic.php?p=194259#p194259
Was that what you were talking about, pofa? Cause I wasn't involved in that, other than later I commented on xpon posting pictures of shirtless men. (Though, I see no mention of doctors or eggs... But Ako-chan mentioned Silence of the Lambs.)

O.O Whoa, you found it. *gives prize* And apparantly my memories were crossed, because Parkur was forcing Eve to be the doctor in that situation, not you.

So when was the thing about the eggs? *wonders if I made it up after all* *or maybe it was another off-topic convo in the mafia thread*

[Vylash]

http://forums.dctp.ws/viewtopic.php?p=194259#p194259
Was that what you were talking about, pofa? Cause I wasn't involved in that, other than later I commented on xpon posting pictures of shirtless men. (Though, I see no mention of doctors or eggs... But Ako-chan mentioned Silence of the Lambs.)

O.O Whoa, you found it. *gives prize* And apparantly my memories were crossed, because Parkur was forcing Eve to be the doctor in that situation, not you.

So when was the thing about the eggs? *wonders if I made it up after all* *or maybe it was another off-topic convo in the mafia thread*

...nah...let's just assume your memories were correct and go from there

[PT]

O.O Whoa, you found it. *gives prize* And apparantly my memories were crossed, because Parkur was forcing Eve to be the doctor in that situation, not you.

So when was the thing about the eggs? *wonders if I made it up after all* *or maybe it was another off-topic convo in the mafia thread*

Woohoo! Prize! And it was just a random thing that made me remember about the Member of the Week poll, and the discussion about Dus not standing a chance cause he doesn't have boobs, and that's when Parkur wanted to do the strip search. And I'm glad it was that, too. Cause I don't want to search through 450 pages of the Mafia thread.

I don't remember anything about eggs. You probably did make it up.

[pofa]

I guess.

*looks over previous few pages in satisfaction* I appear to have successfully spammed Eve's intro topic with completely irrelevant material, anyway.

[PT]

I would say that's a success on your part, pofa. What is an introduction topic without a bunch of off-topic spam?

Anyway, now that I've cleared my name, I'm off to sleep. This goes for everyone: try not to accuse me of anything else while I'm sleeping and can't defend myself.

[bluekaitou1412]

*shoots everyone*

[Dus]

THIS NEVER HAPPENED 

PROVE IT.

For real, I remember this. There was some doubt about Dus's gender, and meanwhile Parkur wanted to use Eve to breed some Eevee, and Phoenix said she was a doctor and would help Parkur, and also that they would figure out about Dus using lotion. (That part might have been xpon.) And then Akonyl started making Silence of the Lambs references.

Great, I have finally managed to live as if this never happened and now you give me flashbacks.
Back to the shrink, I guess. THANKS A LOT pofa

On an unrelated note: Do you remember the last person who had their name changed? He ended up becoming schizophrenic and paranoid and had to leave the forum via assisted accounticide.
Do we really want that to happen to Eve Khinkhun?