Mafia Round 14 - The town strikes back (Town Wins!)

[Commi-Ninja]

But the problem with cooking a phoenix is this:  what if she bursts into flames in the middle of it?  Then all you'll have to eat are her ashes.

[Kleene Onigiri]

But the problem with cooking a phoenix is this:  what if she bursts into flames in the middle of it?  Then all you'll have to eat are her ashes.

Guess I'll have to wait till she revives and try again D: Maybe cooking her with more ice then?

[Vylash]

But the problem with cooking a phoenix is this:  what if she bursts into flames in the middle of it?  Then all you'll have to eat are her ashes.

Guess I'll have to wait till she revives and try again D: Maybe cooking her with more ice then?

yeah, that's the good thing about a phoenix, you can keep trying until you get it right

[Yurikochan]

*plucks PTs feathers*

Hey! Ow! Why are you doing that? D:

Well, you'll be 22 soon. So you'll have to look old

Tho the cooking idea is good too *drools*

Just because I'll be old doesn't mean I have to look like it!

wait...why are they cooking a Phoenix in the first place isn't that illegal cause they are rare.

[Vylash]

*plucks PTs feathers*

Hey! Ow! Why are you doing that? D:

Well, you'll be 22 soon. So you'll have to look old

Tho the cooking idea is good too *drools*

Just because I'll be old doesn't mean I have to look like it!

wait...why are they cooking a Phoenix in the first place isn't that illegal cause they are rare.

we're just cooking this one...no harm done  8)

[PT]

we're just cooking this one...no harm done  8)

[Vylash]

we're just cooking this one...no harm done  8)

ooh, and we get some legendary phoenix healing tears, awesome 

[PT]

we're just cooking this one...no harm done  8)

ooh, and we get some legendary phoenix healing tears, awesome  ;D

Joke's on you; those are poisonous.

[Vylash]

we're just cooking this one...no harm done  8)

ooh, and we get some legendary phoenix healing tears, awesome  ;D

Joke's on you; those are poisonous.

then you're not a true phoenix, which is even more justification for eating you

[PT]

we're just cooking this one...no harm done  8)

ooh, and we get some legendary phoenix healing tears, awesome 

Joke's on you; those are poisonous.

then you're not a true phoenix, which is even more justification for eating you

What proof do you have that phoenix tears are supposed to have healing properties anyway? And I'm a Mad Scientist-Phoenix, I've altered my own tears to become poisonous to other people under certain circumstances.

[Edogawa4869]

we're just cooking this one...no harm done  8)

ooh, and we get some legendary phoenix healing tears, awesome 

Joke's on you; those are poisonous.

then you're not a true phoenix, which is even more justification for eating you

What proof do you have that phoenix tears are supposed to have healing properties anyway? And I'm a Mad Scientist-Phoenix, I've altered my own tears to become poisonous to other people under certain circumstances.

Have you not seen Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets?  Fawkes' (the phoenix) tears cured Harry from the basilisk venom.

[PT]

we're just cooking this one...no harm done  8)

ooh, and we get some legendary phoenix healing tears, awesome 

Joke's on you; those are poisonous.

then you're not a true phoenix, which is even more justification for eating you

What proof do you have that phoenix tears are supposed to have healing properties anyway? And I'm a Mad Scientist-Phoenix, I've altered my own tears to become poisonous to other people under certain circumstances.

Have you not seen Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets?  Fawkes' (the phoenix) tears cured Harry from the basilisk venom.

I have, in fact, seen it. And read it. And I don't count it as proof. They can also kill each other just by shouting a couple words.

[Vylash]

we're just cooking this one...no harm done  8)

ooh, and we get some legendary phoenix healing tears, awesome 

Joke's on you; those are poisonous.

then you're not a true phoenix, which is even more justification for eating you

What proof do you have that phoenix tears are supposed to have healing properties anyway? And I'm a Mad Scientist-Phoenix, I've altered my own tears to become poisonous to other people under certain circumstances.

Have you not seen Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets?  Fawkes' (the phoenix) tears cured Harry from the basilisk venom.

[Vylash]

we're just cooking this one...no harm done  8)

ooh, and we get some legendary phoenix healing tears, awesome 

Joke's on you; those are poisonous.

then you're not a true phoenix, which is even more justification for eating you

What proof do you have that phoenix tears are supposed to have healing properties anyway? And I'm a Mad Scientist-Phoenix, I've altered my own tears to become poisonous to other people under certain circumstances.

Have you not seen Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets?  Fawkes' (the phoenix) tears cured Harry from the basilisk venom.

I have, in fact, seen it. And read it. And I don't count it as proof. They can also kill each other just by shouting a couple words.

the phoenix itself isn't real...just sayin 

[Edogawa4869]

the phoenix itself isn't real...just sayin 

W-what??  MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE!!!!!!!!!!

Just kidding.