Today's Bad Stories !

[nomemory]

It's Kleene's influence.

The mold will never leave you alone

It will haunt you forever !

You're going to grow old, and die a moldy death

I don't want that D:

[KainTheVampire]

It's Kleene's influence.

The mold will never leave you alone

It will haunt you forever !

You're going to grow old, and die a moldy death

I don't want that D:

*smirk*

[Akonyl]

It's still morning here, so not a lot of ANYTHING's happened yet, but since I didn't go to bed since past one this morning, it counts as today... I had a nightmare about Missingno. I saw it, and ran away, but everyone I tried to talk to stopped existing, everywhere I tried to run to no longer existed... it was disturbing. I had nightmares about that thing when I was a kid, but that was TEN YEARS AGO. I manage to forget it entirely, then I start writing a Pokemon fic, and suddenly that messed-up lump of glitch is haunting me again... 

it's probably because I made you remember the horrible nightmares.

[nomemory]

It's still morning here, so not a lot of ANYTHING's happened yet, but since I didn't go to bed since past one this morning, it counts as today... I had a nightmare about Missingno. I saw it, and ran away, but everyone I tried to talk to stopped existing, everywhere I tried to run to no longer existed... it was disturbing. I had nightmares about that thing when I was a kid, but that was TEN YEARS AGO. I manage to forget it entirely, then I start writing a Pokemon fic, and suddenly that messed-up lump of glitch is haunting me again... 

it's probably because I made you remember the horrible nightmares.

I never encountered Missingno, is it really that scary?

[Akonyl]

It's still morning here, so not a lot of ANYTHING's happened yet, but since I didn't go to bed since past one this morning, it counts as today... I had a nightmare about Missingno. I saw it, and ran away, but everyone I tried to talk to stopped existing, everywhere I tried to run to no longer existed... it was disturbing. I had nightmares about that thing when I was a kid, but that was TEN YEARS AGO. I manage to forget it entirely, then I start writing a Pokemon fic, and suddenly that messed-up lump of glitch is haunting me again... 

it's probably because I made you remember the horrible nightmares.

I never encountered Missingno, is it really that scary?

to mangaluva, apparently. But to me missingno's just awesome.

[Conia]

It's still morning here, so not a lot of ANYTHING's happened yet, but since I didn't go to bed since past one this morning, it counts as today... I had a nightmare about Missingno. I saw it, and ran away, but everyone I tried to talk to stopped existing, everywhere I tried to run to no longer existed... it was disturbing. I had nightmares about that thing when I was a kid, but that was TEN YEARS AGO. I manage to forget it entirely, then I start writing a Pokemon fic, and suddenly that messed-up lump of glitch is haunting me again... 

Easy solution: Talk to the old guy in Viridrian City. When he disappears, so Missingno

[mangaluva]

It's still morning here, so not a lot of ANYTHING's happened yet, but since I didn't go to bed since past one this morning, it counts as today... I had a nightmare about Missingno. I saw it, and ran away, but everyone I tried to talk to stopped existing, everywhere I tried to run to no longer existed... it was disturbing. I had nightmares about that thing when I was a kid, but that was TEN YEARS AGO. I manage to forget it entirely, then I start writing a Pokemon fic, and suddenly that messed-up lump of glitch is haunting me again... 

Easy solution: Talk to the old guy in Viridrian City. When he disappears, so Missingno

I think the Old Man must be part of it. Maybe he perpetrated some kind of messed-up science experiment that produced that Eldricht Abomination, and to keep it from finding him he sacrifices hapless trainers to it...

[Conia]

It's still morning here, so not a lot of ANYTHING's happened yet, but since I didn't go to bed since past one this morning, it counts as today... I had a nightmare about Missingno. I saw it, and ran away, but everyone I tried to talk to stopped existing, everywhere I tried to run to no longer existed... it was disturbing. I had nightmares about that thing when I was a kid, but that was TEN YEARS AGO. I manage to forget it entirely, then I start writing a Pokemon fic, and suddenly that messed-up lump of glitch is haunting me again... 

Easy solution: Talk to the old guy in Viridrian City. When he disappears, so Missingno

I think the Old Man must be part of it. Maybe he perpetrated some kind of messed-up science experiment that produced that Eldricht Abomination, and to keep it from finding him he sacrifices hapless trainers to it...

D:

hmmm, talk to guards to get to Victory Road having the badges?

[KaitoGirl]

My dad has a new computer that I will use when my computer sells and I wanted to see if it had a graphic card to see if I could play my TombRaider Games in there but it doesn't work 'cuz something appears, something about the system and D3D, dunno what means, and I wanted to play TRAOD (Tomb Raider: Angel Of Darkness) so much!  :'(

[Conia]

My dad has a new computer that I will use when my computer sells and I wanted to see if it had a graphic card to see if I could play my TombRaider Games in there but it doesn't work 'cuz something appears, something about the system and D3D, dunno what means, and I wanted to play TRAOD (Tomb Raider: Angel Of Darkness) so much!  :'(

Usually, "errors about the system" are hard to fix, but you should make some research before abandoning the whole idea.

[Akonyl]

My dad has a new computer that I will use when my computer sells and I wanted to see if it had a graphic card to see if I could play my TombRaider Games in there but it doesn't work 'cuz something appears, something about the system and D3D, dunno what means, and I wanted to play TRAOD (Tomb Raider: Angel Of Darkness) so much!  :'(

Usually, "errors about the system" are hard to fix, but you should make some research before abandoning the whole idea.

it probably means that you don't have a recent enough version of Direct3D on the system or something, so you could try downloading the most recent version.

Do you know exactly what it said by any chance?

[Detective Tommy]

I was talking to this girl in ENGLISH.
And I asked: "Do you want the order, or not?"
She says: "Yes"
(It's unclear if "Yes, she wants the order" or "Yes, she doesn't want the order")

So I ask again.
Then this b**** asked me if I spoke English or not.
And I said I obviously speak it since I'm taking her order.
Then I tell her it's offensive.
And she said she's never going to order again.
And I tell her not too, I don't care.
Then she cancels the order.

[Abs.]

I was talking to this girl in ENGLISH.
And I asked: "Do you want the order, or not?"
She says: "Yes"
(It's unclear if "Yes, she wants the order" or "Yes, she doesn't want the order")

So I ask again.
Then this b**** asked me if I spoke English or not.
And I said I obviously speak it since I'm taking her order.
Then I tell her it's offensive.
And she said she's never going to order again.
And I tell her not too, I don't care.
Then she cancels the order.

You should have reminded her that you know where she lives.

[Detective Tommy]

You should have reminded her that you know where she lives.

Pretty sure she doesn't live in a water treatment plant.

[Abs.]

Ah.  Well you didn't want to go there anyway.