You are the person above you

[Eve]

We're not getting back together Eve

[Akonyl]

Ohh Phoenix-chan... what could have been...

[bluekaitou1412]

*kisses Kleene's cheek*

[Eve]

Holding hands = lame

[Akonyl]

*has one of several sepia toned Ai avatars*

[bluekaitou1412]

Curse you and your experiments, Phoenix!

[Akonyl]

*types on his keyboard*

Ehehehehehe... dance, my puppets, dance!

[Commi-Ninja]

Oh, no!  A bee!

[bluekaitou1412]

Ninpou: Choujou Giga

[pofa]

First and foremost, you being a male specie of the human race, should keep watch for this very perverted old puppy (yeah, old puppy, read: xpon) that stalks ladies and steal their undies. We need all the help we can get to get him out of the female dressing rooms and stop him on hitting on every young girl. If you're a girl disguised as a boy, then please keep your disguise on at all times. Other than that, you need not to worry about anything, though Abs. or PhoenixTears may recruit you to their harem, it's normal, don't get freaked out.

I'll also take this as an opportunity to introduce you to our organization, the JDC. For more info, go here and here. We accept anyone-- just tell us your expertise and skills. Participating in conquering Japan is fun, don't you think? I would like to advertise nomemory's Onionhead Fan Club too. You may join her in her quest to become an onion master.

Oh, another thing, if you come across Girl19 here, don't pick up a fight (or even discuss something with her) if you don't want to get your ass kicked. Stay away from Kleene Onigiri, too, if she wants to make you her new punching bag-- yes, riceballs can punch. Be wary of Eve also known as Khinkhun, for she is, well, dangerous. I need not to elaborate.

Don't worry about that shadow behind you. That's probably Conia-- if not, then it's Shadowman, who else? Another one here named Akonyl likes bees. He's the Bee Princess, so he expects you to pay homage to him and give him wasp presents.

Don't worry, you'll meet lots of friends in the course of your stay here, like bears, onions, mad scientists, and ninja assassins. A lot of skirmishes happen between members, and you might get involved, but please do not try to even utter a single insult against Ai, if you don't want to be squashed, chopped, burned, tortured, pitch-forked or poked by the AiCons. Of course, the same applies to Kaitou KID.

I'm bluekaitou1412, btw. I'm married to a cookie, and have a cat for a pet.

[Akonyl]

Look at me, I know how to use copy+paste!

[bluekaitou1412]

But I'm not even Green! Why am I a Greenstripe?

[pofa]

*hoardes cookies* YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!

[Conia]

400 posts of awesomeness.

[bluekaitou1412]

YOU! That's your [insert number]th post in [insert thread name]