Mafia Round 13 - Unlucky Days in Akonyland (BO wins on Day 1

[pofa]

*secures knife-proof vest*

I wish I'd thought to bring a bullet-proof one...but it was just a dinner party, so I thought this would be enough.

[Detective Tommy]

-starts to eat popcorn-

[xpon]

*secures knife-proof vest*

I wish I'd thought to bring a bullet-proof one...but it was just a dinner party, so I thought this would be enough.

bye bye Pof... we will avenge you!

[PT]

*wonders where Tommy got the popcorn from, seeing as we're all in jail*

[Commi-Ninja]

*secures knife-proof vest*

I wish I'd thought to bring a bullet-proof one...but it was just a dinner party, so I thought this would be enough.

I'd lend you one, but I seem to have misplaced mine.

[Detective Tommy]

*wonders where Tommy got the popcorn from, seeing as we're all in jail*

I'm not in jail...
They arrested someone else!

[Tanner-kun]

*secures knife-proof vest*

I wish I'd thought to bring a bullet-proof one...but it was just a dinner party, so I thought this would be enough.

I'd lend you one, but I seem to have misplaced mine.

Don't worry I brought spares. *passes out bullet proof vests and hand guns to everyone.* Its amazing how i could smuggle these in.

[xpon]

Tommy is Doraemon in disguise

and Xcommando is having Dragonball like capsule!

[Abs.]

Aha!  Even pofa doesn't think she'll be murdered by me!  With a knife anyway.

[pofa]

Aha!  Even pofa doesn't think she'll be murdered by me!  With a knife anyway.

You had your shot, you missed. You won't take me off guard again,

[Akonyl]

As you're walking around the halls, the power turns back on, revealing that you weren't the only one with the bright idea to sneak out during the blackout. By now, nearly everyone is out of their cells, roaming the halls for one reason or another. The officer appears in the hallway, glaring at everyone. His forehead is noticeably bleeding.

Officer: "I SAID, YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST! And yet, not only do you not obey me, not only do you not remain in your cells, not only do you assault me, but you murder The Jailor, too!"

He points to the area near the front door, where The Jailor's body lies, with his throat slashed. There are various cuts and bruises on the body, but from the scene, the slashed throat is definitely the cause of death.

Officer: "Well, though the death is tragic, it gives evidence that there's probably more than one person doing these murders, as the modus operandi is different. Not to mention, the power here doesn't look like it was sabotaged, meaning it was a problem up at the power plant, for which you would need an accomplice. So... wait, wasn't there one more of you before?"

Sure enough, you all quickly realized that you were one person short. As you all turned your gaze to the hallway, you see the body of Detective Tommy (Okiya), lying in plain sight. How did you all miss it? You must have stepped over him, or something. Whatever, you didn't ever put much stock into the whole "respecting the dead" thing. There seems to be a large hole in his chest, inside of which a knife is placed. It doesn't look like the knife was the actual murder weapon though, it was just sort of... put in there. Like the dirty scavengers you all are, you rummage through his jacket, and find a diary with a single entry in it:

Night 1: I'm planning on cooking Yakitori tomorrow. I had all the ingredients except Sake and onions. I ran to the market and didn't find any Sake, and forgot to buy onions. Tomorrow I plan to look for some sweet Vermouth as a substitute. I also had a weird dream that this onion tried to befriend me... I decided to befriend her but didn't tell her anything about myself.

You question why anybody would write about their grocery shopping, and not about the amazing journey to Akonyland they were about to embark on.

Officer: "That... is... it. One of you here is a viscious murderer. And quite frankly, I'm not gonna take it anymore. I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna shoot you, and that's that."

He pulls out a revolver, and starts tapping his foot.

Officer: "Go ahead, discuss who you want me to shoot. It makes no difference to me, I know one of you's the killer, and we need to get this cleared up quick. It's almost night time."

Clearly, this guy is crazy. But you have a feeling that if you don't tell him who to shoot, he might just shoot you all. And who would want that?

DAY 1 BEGINS

PMs will be out shortly.

[Detective Tommy]

I so saw that coming.

[Commi-Ninja]

  Not cool!

[pofa]

I so saw that coming.

I didn't. *looks for "immense relief" cabbage*

No offense, Tommy.

[Detective Tommy]

Avenge my death! -eats popcorn in heaven-