Mafia Round 13 - Unlucky Days in Akonyland (BO wins on Day 1

[Akonyl]

Your drive ends at the end of the paved road, where the road is replaced by a wooden bridge that clearly looks too unstable for a car to drive across. Noting this, you park in the nearby grass, and exit your car as everybody else arrives. After watching the seventeenth car come over the horizon, it seems that nobody else is coming, so you cross the bridge into Akonyland with the rest of the guests.

Though none of you know where you're going, you still manage to find your way into town without any problems, almost as if guided by some magic hand. You find yourselves in a stone-paved circle surrounded by houses, where three children seem to be playing. There's something oddly peculiar about this scene, but you can't quite put your finger on it, and as much as you puzzle over it, you can't seem to see what's wrong...

But you quickly realize that you don't care, because across the circle is a building that looks very much like the one in the invitation. Thinking of course that that must be the place, everybody rushes towards the building, hungry after their long drives. As you approach the building, you notice a man standing outside the doors. He notices the group, and turns towards you.

Man: "Ah! You must be the guests for the dinner party. I was waiting for you, because I seem to be in a bit of trouble right now. You see, I came here to check up on the proceedings, but the doors are locked, and I seem to have lost the key... can you help me force it open?"

You look at the man with a puzzled expression. There is something about this man that just seems a bit off, too, you think. Maybe it's his tackily striped shirt, maybe it's that badge that you could swear was made out of paper, but you're not really sure. Then, you're struck with a realization...

...he, and the three children, all have the same face. Why do they have the same face? How did you not notice this earlier when the children had man-faces? Especially sinec one of them was wearing a dress? Nonetheless, your grumbling stomach ignores your confusion, and tells you to break down the door, a sentiment you agree with. The group forces its combined efforts on the doors, and though they seem futile at first, eventually the doors swing open, revealing what seems to be quite the expensive mansion. And it looked so bland on the outside...

Man: "Thank you all. Now, the dining hall should be this way, where the mayor will hopefully be waiting for you all. Come along, now. Mayor, the guests have... WHAT?!"

You wonder what the man's so shocked about, so you all run into the dining hall with him. It's then that you notice the food on the table. It's quite a tragedy, it's all strewn about, and covered in some nasty looking red liquid. And then of course, there's always the body on the floor. Wait... the body on the floor? The detective rushes to the body and smells it.

commi-ninja: "But... I wanted to lynch him..."
Man: "Hmm, time of death: inconclusive. Cause of death: unknown. No traces of foreign DNA, either. I don't know which one of you did this, but you're good... real good."
delsie29: "W-wait... what? One of us?"
Officer: "Yeah, you heard me. My name is The Officer, and I hereby arrest each and every one of you for the death of The Mayor!"
Schillok: "But you don't even have evidence!"
Officer: "Maybe not, but I certainly wasn't in here, and you're the only people I've seen around, so I see no reason not to believe it was you. Now, we're going to the prison! Get going!"

Maybe it's due to the confusion as to what just happened, but before you know it, you find yourselves in the prison. Or maybe, it's because the prison was next door. The officer turns to the jailor, who seems to be sleeping at his desk.

Officer: "JAILOR! Wake up! We have convicts!"
Jailor: "Mmmrr... hm? Yeah, yeah... and I bet they're guilty too, just like those two with the glasses..."
Officer: "Well, one of them is, and that's what matters! Now send them to their cells!"
Jailor: "Yeah, yeah... well, orders are orders, I guess..."

The jailor sighs, and sleepily gets up out of his chair. One by one, he locks each of you in your cells. As you're all sitting in your steel frame beds, thinking of how horrible this dinner party turned out and wondering why everybody looks the same, the lights shut off and a scream echoes throughout the prison. Curious as to what it was, you try to peek into the darkness from your cell's bars, but see nothing but pitch black. However, you realize that your cell door was never actually locked, and they didn't confiscate your things, either...

NIGHT 1 (BLACKOUT) BEGINS

PMs will be out shortly.

[CTU]

*bangs tin cup against bars* Let me out I am not guilty....and way was my cell the only one locked?

[Vylash]

*checks directions* This looks like the place...don't tell me I'm the first to arrive? D:

being the first to arrive is never a good thing.

And I'm blonde, young, and female. *situation is looking worse and worse*

But wait! I'm not me, am I? *whew*

you might as well kill yourself now, before Isomeone else does it

[pofa]

Well, that party sucked. I wouldn't have hurried if I'd known I was going to end up in jail.

*checks directions* This looks like the place...don't tell me I'm the first to arrive? D:

being the first to arrive is never a good thing.

And I'm blonde, young, and female. *situation is looking worse and worse*

But wait! I'm not me, am I? *whew*

you might as well kill yourself now, before Isomeone else does it

Okiya/Bourbon/Yumi's husband killed you yesterday, so I'm not too worried about it.

[CTU]

*checks directions* This looks like the place...don't tell me I'm the first to arrive? D:

being the first to arrive is never a good thing.

And I'm blonde, young, and female. *situation is looking worse and worse*

But wait! I'm not me, am I? *whew*

you might as well kill yourself now, before Isomeone else does it

Please don't kill me...I am to cool to die

[Akonyl]

All PMs have been sent out. If I messed something up in the flurry of PMs, feel free to PM me but I won't reply for maybe 6 or so hours.

[Tanner-kun]

*grins* i know how to pic a lock so i will be out of here in no time...

[Abs.]

...I'm Eisuke!

[PT]

...I'm Eisuke!

Shouldn't you wait til you're arrested on Night 2 to start saying that?

[Abs.]

I'm already arrested!  And so are you, Aniki!

[Eve]

I'm already arrested!  And so are you, Aniki!

*gasp*

[PT]

Don't drag me down with you, Vodka!

[Tanner-kun]

I'm already arrested!  And so are you, Aniki!

*gasp*

I AM EISUKE LET ME OUT!!!

[CTU]

PT is ORG Lynch her and abs

[Eve]

Don't drag me down with you, Vodka!

It's perfect! Gin and Vodka created a harem together! I should have known